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2 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

The descriptions of these cracked me up...

they're all in @paco 's bag

The 6 Worst Golf Balls Ever Made
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The 6 Worst Golf Balls Ever Made

The worst golf balls ever made. From the classic RockFlite to the Slazenger, we break down all the worst balls in the game.

We threw around a few potential titles for this blog: "The 6 balls you wouldn't bother picking up in the woods", "Top golf balls you'd find in a hacker's bag", "Six balls your dad probably uses" ... but ultimately we decided it's best summed up as "The 6 worst golf balls ever made" or at least in mainstream golf.  Did we miss any? Tweet at us @Nextgolfer.

1. Pinnacle Gold

The ultimate fisherman's golf ball. When you see the telescopic rod come out near the par 3 over water, you know what golf ball is being scooped out of there: Pinnacle Gold. Enjoyed by weekend warriors, this is certainly not the ideal catch when fishing the hazards. 

2. Callaway Warbird

Everyone knows the familiar mustard color yellow "V” that signified a Warbird. This bird was supposed to help gain some extra yards off the tee but probably lived most of it’s life in hazards, never quite soaring to many par 5s in two.

3. TopFlite XL 2000-3000

The TopFlite XL series has dominated Dad’s stockings at Christmas for the last two decades. You can still find one of these in nature today, likely covered in pond scum dating back to when John Daly won the PGA. If it looks like a rock and feels like a rock, it must be a RockFlite. 

4. Slazenger Raw Distance

You know that one buddy that played baseball growing up, has a huge slice but catches 1-2 drives a round that are just demolished? Yeah, they are using this golf ball for the sole purpose to out-drive everyone once in a blue moon.

 

5. Nike Mojo

Found in hazards and cargo shorts everywhere, the Mojo is the ultimate 24 pack golf ball. Much like trying to switch up the side you shoot from in beer pong, switching to a Mojo ball mid-round most likely had the same effect: ending with a shot in the water.

6. Precept Laddie

The worst point of a round with a low stash of golf balls is the deflated feeling of stumbling upon a Precept Laddie hidden beneath the grass clippings at your local muni. This is the ball you get as part of the youth sports scramble you played in every summer.

 

Honorable mentions:

Noodle: long and soft 
Maxfli 
WIlson Ultra
Strata

I definitely put a lot of TopRocks in the pond and deep rough. ph34r

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32 minutes ago, toolg said:

I definitely put a lot of TopRocks in the pond and deep rough. ph34r

I can hit a Pro-V1 into the woods or water from anywhere as well… I don’t discriminate!

Sounds like trump plans to sign an executive order to assign a commission to tell the NCAA how to conduct their business. What are the chances the side who donates the most bitcoin money gets the best deal?

https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/article/nick-saban-college-football-czar-meeting-with-president-trump-hints-at-former-coachs-larger-aims-190325618.html

3 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:

Sounds like trump plans to sign an executive order to assign a commission to tell the NCAA how to conduct their business. What are the chances the side who donates the most bitcoin money gets the best deal?

https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/article/nick-saban-college-football-czar-meeting-with-president-trump-hints-at-former-coachs-larger-aims-190325618.html

ask @Gannan

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West Virginia coal miners lose black lung screenings after Trump slashes worker safety agency NIOSH

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-virginia-coal-miners-lose-black-lung-screenings-trump-slashes-worker-safety-agency-niosh/

2 hours ago, DaEagles4Life said:

West Virginia coal miners lose black lung screenings after Trump slashes worker safety agency NIOSH

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-virginia-coal-miners-lose-black-lung-screenings-trump-slashes-worker-safety-agency-niosh/

owning the libs!

16 hours ago, Mike030270 said:
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8 hours ago, DaEagles4Life said:

West Virginia coal miners lose black lung screenings after Trump slashes worker safety agency NIOSH

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-virginia-coal-miners-lose-black-lung-screenings-trump-slashes-worker-safety-agency-niosh/

Coal miners need to die otherwise the socialists win!

43 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Coal miners need to die otherwise the socialists win!

i'm sure mike is ready to defend this to the end!!!

2 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Coal miners need to die otherwise the socialists win!

And the Maga voters in the Red State of West Virginia will vote for it. We want to die!!!

An interesting factoid.

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What’s the big announcement? The 5th dentist caved and they all recommend chewing trident?

Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears.

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1 hour ago, jsdarkstar said:

An interesting factoid.

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rolleyes

Some form of trade agreement with the UK, let's see if this thing has any teeth before we celebrate or if it is just smoke and mirrors and some form of MoU

1 hour ago, DBW said:

What’s the big announcement? The 5th dentist caved and they all recommend chewing trident?

lol

14 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Some form of trade agreement with the UK, let's see if this thing has any teeth before we celebrate or if it is just smoke and mirrors and some form of MoU

Basically nothing

The Art of the Concepts of a Deal

40 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Some form of trade agreement with the UK, let's see if this thing has any teeth before we celebrate or if it is just smoke and mirrors and some form of MoU

Don't think I didn't see what you did there.

angry

3 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Don't think I didn't see what you did there.

angry

Good catch! Not intentional this time, wish it was...

Economically illiterate

30 minutes ago, DaEagles4Life said:

Basically nothing

Exactly as expected. Now he can claim victory, Kz will post a bunch, Diehard will say all is well, and perhaps we can move on with the tariff situation start to revert back to normal.

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