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@Agent23 Plug your car into your butt

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4 hours ago, greend said:

@Agent23 Plug your car into your butt

Where will he put the semi then?

4 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

Where will he put the semi then?

In your butt

7 hours ago, greend said:

@Agent23 Plug your car into your butt

 

2 hours ago, greend said:

In your butt

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5 hours ago, greend said:

In your butt

Right so then where do I put all those Superbowl rings?

15 hours ago, 20dawk4life said:

Make sure whatever you buy has a strong warranty for the battery and check out the trunk space. If you need a lot of trunk space it's probably not the style of car you want. 

SUV, tho I believe the cargo space has a bit of a lifted height to it so would still be losing some cubic feet vertically. The one I had my eye on apparently "got sold” so now I’m just kind of waiting things out. Would get one built but component shortages has made some desired features momentarily unavailable so no real rush to go down that road 

11 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

Right so then where do I put all those Superbowl rings?

Tom Brady's butt

1 hour ago, greend said:

Tom Brady's butt

should i take foles d*** out first ?

1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

should i take foles d*** out first ?

Yikes!  RIP Brady

Gotta get that glove up.

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15 hours ago, The_Omega said:

Gotta get that glove up.

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Hey hey is pokey seeing anyone?!

7 hours ago, Agent23 said:

Of course you would be on toktok...:roll:

3 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

Of course you would be on toktok...:roll:

where else do you find hookers and blow content? 

Because

 

 

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3 hours ago, paco said:

Because

 

"I ate like a campground racoons, so much so that I walked into her place of work and took off my skateboard shoe so she could look at my too much bacon foot"

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10 minutes ago, paco said:

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Hater

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Me : "Those are chickpeas, you should try them man they're good"

Coworker that eats like a 10yo : "Eww man I'm not eating that... gross"

Coworker then proceeds to pick out the chickpeas from on top of his hummus then eat the rest of his hummus.

Me : :roll:

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