July 11, 20241 yr On 7/9/2024 at 9:09 PM, BFit said: Now I've taken up misidentifying bugs, even the cell phone kind
July 11, 20241 yr So, here is how old I'm getting. I got some gummies. It was recommended to take two. I thought "That might be too much, I'll take one and see how my body reacts." I was fine so I took the second one an hour later. They were Centrum Multi-gummies people. Smdh.
July 12, 20241 yr Sign's that you're an old dad with a toddler: You have some heads down time and don't have to talk to anyone so you think "Hey, I'll fire up some music (in my case Pantera's Far Beyond Driven album) and rock out while I get this done" 3 songs in and I get interrupted by a commercial for Despicable Me 4
July 12, 20241 yr 22 minutes ago, paco said: Sign's that you're an old dad with a toddler: You have some heads down time and don't have to talk to anyone so you think "Hey, I'll fire up some music (in my case Pantera's Far Beyond Driven album) and rock out while I get this done" 3 songs in and I get interrupted by a commercial for Despicable Me 4 similar to when creating a youtube music playlist for your daughters and the FBI comes knocking due to the new algorithm. playlist suggestions go from Jack White's Ball and Biscuit to Jack Black's cover of Baby one more time.
July 12, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said: similar to when creating a youtube music playlist for your daughters and the FBI comes knocking due to the new algorithm. playlist suggestions go from Jack White's Ball and Biscuit to Jack Black's cover of Baby one more time. just don't add these three songs to any single list: Don't Stand So Close to Me Young Girl Chantilly Lace
July 12, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Redden said: I'll add "Young girl" by Gary Puckett to that list 2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: just don't add these three songs to any single list: Don't Stand So Close to Me Young Girl Chantilly Lace
July 13, 20241 yr 22 hours ago, Redden said: I'll add "Young girl" by Gary Puckett to that list Great song to brush a fat girls hair to
July 14, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Redden said: Young Girl is so creepy it needs to go on twice. "So hurry home to your mama I'm sure she wonders where you are" Should be when any normal person turns off that song
July 20, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Godfather said: What up dawgs I herd you went to the raidologist and they took a picture of @hputenis's car keys in your lower intestine
July 20, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: I herd you went to the raidologist and they took a picture of @hputenis's car keys in your lower intestine
July 21, 20241 yr That reminds me of a joke. A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas! My p***y is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her p***y. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is sucked in. He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises. "Is someone else in here?" he asks. "Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says. "Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says. "Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."
July 26, 20241 yr I put in walking directions in Google and one of the options was " show in real time”. Sure, let’s try that. You hold your phone up to get the street view and arrows appear to show you the way. I was impressed. Is this new or am I like the last human on earth to discover this feature?
July 26, 20241 yr I am driving to Milwaukee from MSP to buy a car. After traveling for 17 hours last Friday in the airport debacle, traveling back Tuesday, and sleeping maybe 5.5 hours each of the past 3 nights (and on couches the 4 nights prior to that), I’m fighting off taking a nap at 80mph. at least I’m only 90 (traffic-free) minutes away!
July 26, 20241 yr On 7/26/2024 at 3:00 PM, Agent23 said: I am driving to Milwaukee from MSP to buy a car. After traveling for 17 hours last Friday in the airport debacle, traveling back Tuesday, and sleeping maybe 5.5 hours each of the past 3 nights (and on couches the 4 nights prior to that), I’m fighting off taking a nap at 80mph. at least I’m only 90 (traffic-free) minutes away! slow it down to 60MPH, you'll naturally stay awake longer.
July 27, 20241 yr What? Did I post in invisible ink? Respond to my post you mother Fers. I didn’t waste 30 years of my life on here to be ignored. I think I’m on my period.
July 27, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Redden said: What? Did I post in invisible ink? Respond to my post you mother Fers. I didn’t waste 30 years of my life on here to be ignored. I think I’m on my period. cool
July 28, 20241 yr 23 hours ago, Redden said: What? Did I post in invisible ink? Respond to my post you mother Fers. I didn’t waste 30 years of my life on here to be ignored. I think I’m on my period. Take it easy boomer.
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