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14 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

I will eat your liver with a Boone’s farm and pork and beans you milf 

I'll eat yours with some eel pie and Yorkshire tea with clotted cream!

Beat that, wanker!

Ok, whatever a wanker is you test tube baby

Hey Queen Arthur......how about I smash a homemade Shepherd's pie right in your gullet while I take your mom out for some bangers and mash?  Then I'll hang you upside from an American flagpole by your 'ukn pantaloons?

2 hours ago, hputenis said:

Hey Queen Arthur......how about I smash a homemade Shepherd's pie right in your gullet while I take your mom out for some bangers and mash?  Then I'll hang you upside from an American flagpole by your 'ukn pantaloons?

Step 1: I lock you up in my single garden shed

Step 2: I dress you in lederhosen (SWISS lederhosen! :angry:) and make you sing the Starburst Berries n' Cream song while I soak my feet in a hot epsom salt bath

Step 3: I stick my water-logged toe up your mud gun

How 'bout THOSE apples, Jack!

  • 1 year later...

@james1345 hasn't been around in quite some time.  Has he finally lost his virginity?

3 hours ago, paco said:

@james1345 hasn't been around in quite some time.  Has he finally lost his virginity?

 

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19 hours ago, paco said:

@james1345 hasn't been around in quite some time.  Has he finally lost his virginity?

Last I heard, @james1345 was found guilty for bludgeoning an old woman after 1 too many doors slammed in his face as a Jehovah's witness.  Kid just snapped.  He was placed in gen pop, and his roomate was Boris.  So the answer to your question is yes.  Yes, he did lose his virginity.  

On 7/21/2023 at 11:13 AM, hputenis said:

Last I heard, @james1345 was found guilty for bludgeoning an old woman after 1 too many doors slammed in his face as a Jehovah's witness.  Kid just snapped.  He was placed in gen pop, and his roomate was Boris.  So the answer to your question is yes.  Yes, he did lose his virginity.  

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Word on the street is @olsilverhairand @james1345 we're caught at a drag show eating out some tranny arse

So many qweers in this thread.

Does Dave Spadaro's "input" mean his butt?

17 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Does Dave Spadaro's "input" mean his butt?

That guy is a dbag

19 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Does Dave Spadaro's "input" mean his butt?

He does like it "On the Inside."

 

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On 8/3/2023 at 2:14 PM, NOTW said:

He does like it "On the Inside."

 

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That posture and smile does make me wonder what he's sitting on :lol: 

1 minute ago, mikemack8 said:

That posture and smile does make me wonder what he's sitting on :lol: 

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9 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

That posture and smile does make me wonder what he's sitting on :lol: 

Looks like he's double fisting those mics too.  Sus!

  • 2 weeks later...

I miss all the betches simpin on Spads 

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whoa there pal, i didn't let you in there. 

  • 1 year later...
On 9/22/2020 at 12:29 PM, Alpha_TATEr said:

Fishing gone wrong | Funny gif, Fishing humor, Funny pictures

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