May 2, 20242 yr Dude has a future in sketch comedy if that whole cage fighting thing doesn't work out
May 2, 20242 yr 4 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said: Mikemack and Kz enjoying a couple drinks until the Feds show up and ruin their fun. Dude looks like a squishmello.
May 2, 20242 yr 12 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said: Mikemack and Kz enjoying a couple drinks until the Feds show up and ruin their fun. How can you not love rednecks
May 2, 20242 yr 15 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said: Mikemack and Kz enjoying a couple drinks until the Feds show up and ruin their fun. We can't even drink our twisted teas in peace anymore
May 2, 20242 yr 3 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: We can't even drink our twisted teas in peace anymore I know, it's not fair when you guys weren't even bothering anybody. On the other hand, you flashed some wheels to catch up to the truck and then some hops to scale the side of the bed. Not as unathletic as we were led to believe!
May 2, 20242 yr 5 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said: I know, it's not fair when you guys weren't even bothering anybody. On the other hand, you flashed some wheels to catch up to the truck and then some hops to scale the side of the bed. Not as unathletic as we were led to believe! Thanks for noticing. I've been taking some zumba classes recently - I feel like it's helped with my mobility
May 2, 20242 yr 1 hour ago, we_gotta_believe said: Mikemack and Kz enjoying a couple drinks until the Feds show up and ruin their fun. Lol the fake cop. Someone’s gonna f that guy up one day.
May 2, 20242 yr 1 hour ago, mikemack8 said: We can't even drink our twisted teas in peace anymore If they were White Claws, I'd say we had an Eph sighting.
May 3, 20242 yr 54 minutes ago, Toastrel said: Yeah, sure you can, fella. That would be funny to watch…especially if he were able to dodge a charge just to see his best punch not even phase a gorilla.
May 3, 20242 yr 25 minutes ago, MidMoFo said: That would be funny to watch…especially if he were able to dodge a charge just to see his best punch not even phase a gorilla. https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/03/professional-fighter-vs-gorilla-who-would-win.html Quote A gorilla can reach speeds of 20 mph to 25 mph. In comparison, Usain Bolt’s record in the 100-meter dash roughly translates into 23 mph (Bolt reaches peak speeds of around 27 mph—but still).So, even if you were Usain Bolt, there’s a good chance you’re not outrunning a gorilla, and this assumes the fight takes place on a race track (where a human can really sprint) and not in a forest, where running speed isn’t much of an issue. So now, you’ve got a gorilla who most likely can catch up to all but the most elite sprinters on the planet. Conclusion: You’re not outrunning the gorilla. The average gorilla is approximately six to 15 times as strong (depending on who you ask). All those techniques that we rely on to defeat stronger opponents aren’t going to be enough to overcome that much strength differential: You will not be arm-barring a gorilla, for instance, even if you’re Rickson Gracie.
May 3, 20242 yr 2 hours ago, Toastrel said: Yeah, sure you can, fella. In my youth I wanted to fight a kangaroo. Then YouTube was invented and I saw what one of those f'rs can do.
May 3, 20242 yr 36 minutes ago, MidMoFo said: That would be funny to watch…especially if he were able to dodge a charge just to see his best punch not even phase a gorilla. Is it wrong that I would gladly pay good money to watch a gorilla rag doll some chode who is grossly misinformed about the worth of his MMA skills against a wild animal like that?
May 3, 20242 yr 7 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said: Is it wrong that I would gladly pay good money to watch a gorilla rag doll some chode who is grossly misinformed about the worth of his MMA skills against a wild animal like that? No, I'd pay to watch that too.
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