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On 2/21/2025 at 6:41 PM, pisceschica said:

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I’d like to dig into the logistics of this a little bit more. In my head, I’m thinking of the busiest time ever when you go to the DMV without an appointment. 

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9 minutes ago, hputenis said:

I’d like to dig into the logistics of this a little bit more. In my head, I’m thinking of the busiest time ever when you go to the DMV without an appointment. 

I've thought about this one WAY too much. It's about one dude every 82 seconds if they're all using the same hole. It's even less time if you factor in food/bathroom breaks. 

36 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

I've thought about this one WAY too much. It's about one dude every 82 seconds if they're all using the same hole. It's even less time if you factor in food/bathroom breaks. 

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Sex Project Manager:  "Hey everyone!  Let’s take 30 for lunch.  We are ahead of schedule with 547 loads blown onto Miss Bonnie Blue.  We’ve got chips and Quizno’s trays in the conference room.  Please be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before diving in.” 

4 hours ago, It Hurts said:

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Another eagles QB fing the chiefs. 

34 minutes ago, hputenis said:

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Sex Project Manager:  "Hey everyone!  Let’s take 30 for lunch.  We are ahead of schedule with 547 loads blown onto Miss Bonnie Blue.  We’ve got chips and Quizno’s trays in the conference room.  Please be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before diving in.” 

That's another thing I've (sadly) thought about. No way everyone is blowing loads in 82 seconds.  So it's probably just "pump pump pump NEXT!". But then there's probably a handful of guys that got too eager with fluffing and did bust. And just like...imagine 3 pumping a woman in front of 1000+ witnesses. I gotta imagine that's a weird drive home.

12 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

That's another thing I've (sadly) thought about. No way everyone is blowing loads in 82 seconds.  So it's probably just "pump pump pump NEXT!". But then there's probably a handful of guys that got too eager with fluffing and did bust. And just like...imagine 3 pumping a woman in front of 1000+ witnesses. I gotta imagine that's a weird drive home.

I can smell the AIDS from your post. 🤮

never gets old 

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I'm jealous of what Kz and Mikemack have

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12 hours ago, hputenis said:

I’d like to dig into the logistics of this a little bit more. In my head, I’m thinking of the busiest time ever when you go to the DMV without an appointment. 

 

12 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

I've thought about this one WAY too much. It's about one dude every 82 seconds if they're all using the same hole. It's even less time if you factor in food/bathroom breaks. 

 

12 hours ago, hputenis said:

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Sex Project Manager:  "Hey everyone!  Let’s take 30 for lunch.  We are ahead of schedule with 547 loads blown onto Miss Bonnie Blue.  We’ve got chips and Quizno’s trays in the conference room.  Please be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before diving in.” 

 

11 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

That's another thing I've (sadly) thought about. No way everyone is blowing loads in 82 seconds.  So it's probably just "pump pump pump NEXT!". But then there's probably a handful of guys that got too eager with fluffing and did bust. And just like...imagine 3 pumping a woman in front of 1000+ witnesses. I gotta imagine that's a weird drive home.

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9 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

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I'm jealous of what Kz and Mikemack have

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2 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

 

 

 

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Look I'm not happy about how my brain works sometimes either. 

I mean... it should just automatically stop at "man, that's WAY too many".  

 

I would have also accepted "That's a LOT of herpes"

1 hour ago, paco said:

I mean... it should just automatically stop at "man, that's WAY too many".  

 

I would have also accepted "That's a LOT of herpes"

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