May 4, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, paco said: Thankfully I've never done that - just the thought of asking a woman when she's due only to have her say she isn't pregnant gives me severe anxiety
May 4, 20214 yr 38 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: Thankfully I've never done that - just the thought of asking a woman when she's due only to have her say she isn't pregnant gives me severe anxiety I got my wife to lie when strangers asked how far along she was. She would get over the top offended and deny being pregnant, it was great.
May 4, 20214 yr On 5/3/2021 at 10:49 AM, JohnSnowsHair said: some would pay extra for that.. right @bobeph? On 5/3/2021 at 11:14 AM, mr_hunt said: @bobeph stole a bike like that & immediately started training for the tour de france! I don’t see anything. Linky broken.
May 4, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, bobeph said: I don’t see anything. Linky broken. remember that time when you got wasted and rode around the block on a bike without a seat? and then you kept riding because it felt so good? kinda like that, but more of a surprise.
May 4, 20214 yr Just now, JohnSnowsHair said: remember that time when you got wasted and rode around the block on a bike without a seat? and then you kept riding because it felt so good? kinda like that, but more of a surprise. Sorry I missed it then.
May 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, mikemack8 said: Thankfully I've never done that - just the thought of asking a woman when she's due only to have her say she isn't pregnant gives me severe anxiety See I'm just waiting for the right girl to piss me off.
May 4, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, Gannan said: Why do so many great qbs have that Mongoloid look about them?
May 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, SNOORDA said: Why do so many great qbs have that Mongoloid look about them? I've been going with tranny for Trevor but, you have your thing and I respect it lol
May 4, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Boogyman said: I got my wife to lie when strangers asked how far along she was. She would get over the top offended and deny being pregnant, it was great. Did the same thing. I also encourage any female relatives, friends and co-workers to do the same. I've had many thanks yous and some blow by blow recounting of awkward situations. Great stuff
May 4, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said: I've been going with tranny for Trevor but, you have your thing and I respect it lol He’s a Trangoloid
May 5, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, mikemack8 said: Thankfully I've never done that - just the thought of asking a woman when she's due only to have her say she isn't pregnant gives me severe anxiety 5 hours ago, Boogyman said: I got my wife to lie when strangers asked how far along she was. She would get over the top offended and deny being pregnant, it was great. True story. Years ago was at a concert in one of the casinos in AC with a few friends. We get on the elevator after the show to go back to the parking garage. My friend (female) turned to talk to one of us and mildly elbowed this woman in her late 20s to early 30s in the belly. My friend says to her "Oh, sorry, mommy". To which the woman replies back "I'm not pregnant, but thanks for making me feel good". Luckily our elevator ride to our level was quick and my friend bolted out of the elevator like the Road Runner. Then driving away from the casino her husband (at the time) was saying to her how that woman probably came to spend the weekend in AC to have a good time and got all dressed up and is now crying in her room. My friend is yelling at him like "You're supposed to make me feel better, not worse!". Good times. Good times.
May 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Green_Guinness said: True story. Years ago was at a concert in one of the casinos in AC with a few friends. We get on the elevator after the show to go back to the parking garage. My friend (female) turned to talk to one of us and mildly elbowed this woman in her late 20s to early 30s in the belly. My friend says to her "Oh, sorry, mommy". To which the woman replies back "I'm not pregnant, but thanks for making me feel good". Luckily our elevator ride to our level was quick and my friend bolted out of the elevator like the Road Runner. Then driving away from the casino her husband (at the time) was saying to her how that woman probably came to spend the weekend in AC to have a good time and got all dressed up and is now crying in her room. My friend is yelling at him like "You're supposed to make me feel better, not worse!". Good times. Good times. We have had women at my work that have been so far and so ugly they didn't know they were pregnant till they went to the hospital in extreme pain lmao. Imagine being that fat and that disgusting that you can't even tell if you are pregnant. Not sure what being ugly has to.do with being able to tell if you are pregnant or not but, both were true when these women were pregnant lol
May 5, 20214 yr ^ That is truly sad. Could also add dumb or stupid to that. Did they not notice they stopped having their period for several months? Did they think they were just lucky it stopped or completely forget about it?
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