A skunk, a deer, and a giraffe walk into a pub and order drinks.

The bartender says, "Ok, who's paying for this round?"

The skunk says, "Sorry, I don't have a scent to my name."

The deer says, "I had some doe earlier in the week but now I'm out."

The giraffe sighs and says, "As usual the high balls are on me."

2 hours ago, paco said:

That one hits close to home.