By the way..... 

Amy Fadool has been putting in some hours in the gym. 

Definitely lost the baby weight 

Someone's thirsty, lol.

7 hours ago, Toastrel said:

I've seen in movies people dropping trou to piss, but never in real life.

I thought it was fiction. The belt stays where it is, unless you are going to sit in a stall, which isn't how I take a wizz.

So you don’t unbuckle your belt to take a wee? Your little pecker fits out behind your belt? 

2 hours ago, 20dawk4life said:

So you don’t unbuckle your belt to take a wee? Your little pecker fits out behind your belt? 

Since it doesn't come out of my belly button, but hangs below, it fits beneath. Again, I thought this was normal. WTF is going on?

11 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Since it doesn't come out of my belly button, but hangs below, it fits beneath. Again, I thought this was normal. WTF is going on?

You are weird as F apparently. What do you just unzip and pull your little pecker out the zipper? Are you going commando? 

1 minute ago, 20dawk4life said:

You are weird as F apparently. What do you just unzip and pull your little pecker out the zipper? Are you going commando? 

I think you Nancys are sitting down to piss. That's when the belt is undone.

3 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

I think you Nancys are sitting down to piss. That's when the belt is undone.

I think you have a tiny pecker and it fits out the zipper hole and your tighty whiteys without undoing your belt. 

11 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

I think you have a tiny pecker and it fits out the zipper hole and your tighty whiteys without undoing your belt. 

I can fit my arm up to my elbow through my zipper and boxer fly. I think you're over compensating. Also, do you hold your pants up while you pee then? Soon as I undo my belt my pants are loose, if I undo the button too, they're just off. I'd be up there bare assing it at the urinal 

I believe we may be overthinking a meme.

For the record I don't recall ever undoing my belt to pee in a urinal. Meme probably would have been better if the second panel said "my belt when a turtle heads poking out"

22 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

I think you have a tiny pecker and it fits out the zipper hole and your tighty whiteys without undoing your belt. 

A grapefruit will fit through the zipper hole of most pants. My guess is you can't find your pecker with your pants on.

32 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

You are weird as F apparently. What do you just unzip and pull your little pecker out the zipper? Are you going commando? 

Or boxers

 

27 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

I think you have a tiny pecker and it fits out the zipper hole and your tighty whiteys without undoing your belt. 

I would argue that someone that worries about peeing on their balls needs to undo the buckle and drop their paints.  Not enough clearance.

13 minutes ago, BFit said:

I can fit my arm up to my elbow through my zipper and boxer fly. I think you're over compensating. Also, do you hold your pants up while you pee then? Soon as I undo my belt my pants are loose, if I undo the button too, they're just off. I'd be up there bare assing it at the urinal 

Why do I feel like you knew this coming into the conversation and not just tested this out for the sake of this argument.

10 hours ago, Toastrel said:

I've seen in movies people dropping trou to piss, but never in real life.

I thought it was fiction. The belt stays where it is, unless you are going to sit in a stall, which isn't how I take a wizz.

I rarely wear a belt (narrow waist and big ass, don't need one) but when I pee at a urinal I open the front of my pants, pull down the front and leave the back up. I also have to shake a lot because for some reason if i dont shake it for like half a minute i'll dribble piss all over my underwear. 

 

You just unzip and stick it through the zipper hole? Or am I misunderstanding?

7 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I rarely wear a belt (narrow waist and big ass, don't need one) but when I pee at a urinal I open the front of my pants, pull down the front and leave the back up. I also have to shake a lot because for some reason if i dont shake it for like half a minute i'll dribble piss all over my underwear. 

 

You just unzip and stick it through the zipper hole? Or am I misunderstanding?

Yes. Like 99% (I 'd wager) of all men. I have clothing made to accommodate urinating while dressed. My pants have a zipper, my underwear has a flap, and if you don't have a micropeen, it is a fairly simple operation to extract one's member, piss, shake and return it to inside your underwear.

 

2 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Yes. Like 99% (I 'd wager) of all men. I have clothing made to accommodate urinating while dressed. My pants have a zipper, my underwear has a flap, and if you don't have a micropeen, it is a fairly simple operation to extract one's member, piss, shake and return it to inside your underwear.

 

I just find it awkward. Again, maybe because I have to shake a lot more, I dunno. 

Just now, Boogyman said:

I just find it awkward. Again, maybe because I have to shake a lot more, I dunno. 

Well, you don’t have to