8 minutes ago, paco said:

Well, you don’t have to

Yeah, some urine along with sweat in the undies is always a sweet combo.

10 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I just find it awkward. Again, maybe because I have to shake a lot more, I dunno. 

I can accept that answer

Just now, Toastrel said:

I can accept that answer

Believe me, if I couldn't pull off keeping my ass covered my way, I'd make an adjustment. 

 

A mentally challenged dude was in a bathroom at a restaurant a few weeks ago and his were down to his ankles. I had to go in the stall and pee because it was unsettling.

51 minutes ago, paco said:

Why do I feel like you knew this coming into the conversation and not just tested this out for the sake of this argument.

sometimes you have to readjust things in the most discrete way possible.....

 

1 hour ago, BFit said:

I can fit my arm up to my elbow through my zipper and boxer fly. I think you're over compensating. Also, do you hold your pants up while you pee then? Soon as I undo my belt my pants are loose, if I undo the button too, they're just off. I'd be up there bare assing it at the urinal 

 

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

A grapefruit will fit through the zipper hole of most pants. My guess is you can't find your pecker with your pants on.

 

1 hour ago, paco said:

Or boxers

 

I would argue that someone that worries about peeing on their balls needs to undo the buckle and drop their paints.  Not enough clearance.

With my button closed no I’m not fitting comfortably out of the zipper hole. Add in boxers and it’s just weird to try and pull it out through two small holes. I’d rather undo my belt, unbutton, unzip like a normal person then do whatever the hell you people are trying to do. And no I don’t dress like a rapper from the 90s so my pants don’t instantly fall down if I unbutton and unzip. 

16 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

like a normal person

They don't do what you do.

1 minute ago, Toastrel said:

They don't do what you do.

We do it the normal way. You do it your way. 

16 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

 

 

With my button closed no I’m not fitting comfortably out of the zipper hole. Add in boxers and it’s just weird to try and pull it out through two small holes. I’d rather undo my belt, unbutton, unzip like a normal person then do whatever the hell you people are trying to do. And no I don’t dress like a rapper from the 90s so my pants don’t instantly fall down if I unbutton and unzip. 

did your friends in college call you girth?

 

Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead?

Just now, BFit said:

did your friends in college call you girth?

 

Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead?

 

 

Dear god I forgot about that  

Stop lying.  All of you sit down to pee.

15 minutes ago, BFit said:

did your friends in college call you girth?

 

Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead?

It's pretty easy to hold your pants by the front, lower and pull your junk out, keep them a bit tight across the back and still hold your junk. 

12 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Stop lying.  All of you sit down to pee.

When I drink enough to question my aim and coordination?  Yes.

 

 

11 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

It's pretty easy to hold your pants by the front, lower and pull your junk out, keep them a bit tight across the back and still hold your junk. 

When I drink enough to question my aim and coordination?  Yes.

not if you have stuff hanging off your belt. but even without that, i feel like its just easier to use the pants as they were designed and utilize the acess hole in the front....

28 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Stop lying.  All of you sit down to pee.

Only when it's 

22 minutes ago, BFit said:

not if you have stuff hanging off your belt. but even without that, i feel like its just easier to use the pants as they were designed and utilize the acess hole in the front....

Different strokes. I'm not knocking other peoples techniques, just saying it's pretty easy to completely unfasten and pull the front down and leave the back up lol. Belt, full pockets, whatever, it's pretty much an effortless maneuver to pull off.

Just now, Boogyman said:

Different strokes. I'm not knocking other peoples techniques, just saying it's pretty easy to completely unfasten and pull the front down and leave the back up lol. Belt, full pockets, whatever, it's pretty much an effortless maneuver to pull off.

not at the urinal pal. you'll be put on the list.

16 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

not at the urinal pal. you'll be put on the list.

I did say I sit when the occasion calls for it.

7 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I did say I sit when the occasion calls for it.

I will occasionally sit if I just need a break from whatever. Or, as you mentioned, if I'm drunk/tired/whatever.

I wear boxer-briefs mostly, and find that the sleeve or whatever in those is more of a pain in the ass to use than just pulling them down through the unzipped pants and flopping it over the top in the urinal.

The weirdest thing I do is if I'm wearing something loose like gym shorts I'll just pull the pant leg up and pull the hose out through the bottom. For gym shorts that often don't have any zipper like access I just found it more convenient to slip it out the bottom than to stretch my shorts & undies down under the junk. 

1 hour ago, BFit said:

did your friends in college call you girth?

 

Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead?

No. I actually buy clothes that fit me. Not…

This conversation just reminds me of how much public bathrooms disgust me. It's almost always something I try to avoid if I can. Urinals are bad enough but stalls are even worse. That feeling when you push open the stall door to find out what horrors await you is a unique reminder of how some people are repulsive savages. Although, the worst was years ago when I had to piss into a trough at a Bob Seger concert. Imagine your typical Bob Seger fan, now imagine them absolutely hammered, and trying their best to not topple over while spraying their piss all over the place. About 1 in 10 actually bothered to stop and wash their hands on the way out.

20 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I will occasionally sit if I just need a break from whatever. Or, as you mentioned, if I'm drunk/tired/whatever.

I wear boxer-briefs mostly, and find that the sleeve or whatever in those is more of a pain in the ass to use than just pulling them down through the unzipped pants and flopping it over the top in the urinal.

The weirdest thing I do is if I'm wearing something loose like gym shorts I'll just pull the pant leg up and pull the hose out through the bottom. For gym shorts that often don't have any zipper like access I just found it more convenient to slip it out the bottom than to stretch my shorts & undies down under the junk. 

You know, because of my "dimensions" I wear loose basketball shorts like 5 days out of the week. I never even thought to do that lol.

 

I also wear boxer briefs. Deluth "armachillos". They are amazing and I wish I had the benefits of them way earlier in life, especially for when I worked in high temps and humidity.

1 hour ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

 

The weirdest thing I do is if I'm wearing something loose like gym shorts I'll just pull the pant leg up and pull the hose out through the bottom. For gym shorts that often don't have any zipper like access I just found it more convenient to slip it out the bottom than to stretch my shorts & undies down under the junk. 

Yup.  Same.  Seems potentially messier trying to hold down the top of your shorts with one hand, having the shorts slip from the grip and have it fly up on your dong.