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Good old Federal government.  Maximum 4 test per residential address.  Sucks if you have 5 people living there.

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6 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Good old Federal government.  Maximum 4 test per residential address.  Sucks if you have 5 people living there.

 

And here we have Zuker advocating for more "free stuff." Never change, CVON. Never change...:rolleyes:

12 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Good old Federal government.  Maximum 4 test per residential address.  Sucks if you have 5 people living there.

I'd imagine if there's a house with 5 people with symptoms and 4 people test positive the 5th person can assume they're positive. Always a reason to complain though I suppose.

27 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Good old Federal government.  Maximum 4 test per residential address.  Sucks if you have 5 people living there.

You buy them dummy.

20 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

 

And here we have Zuker advocating for more "free stuff." Never change, CVON. Never change...:rolleyes:

If you saw how much I pay in taxes, you'd never use the word "free" again.

15 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

I'd imagine if there's a house with 5 people with symptoms and 4 people test positive the 5th person can assume they're positive. Always a reason to complain though I suppose.

This is more about being able to prove you're clean to go back to school or work, of course.  But don't let logic get in the way of your hateful, notsee-like rants.

28 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

Good old Federal government.  Maximum 4 test per residential address.  Sucks if you have 5 people living there.

Under the new program, you can buy and get reimbursed by your insurance for 8 per person, per month (i.e. a total of 40 tests per month for a family of 5) but this site allows for a no-questions-asked hassle-free method to get 4 tests. 

Don't you all worry about me.  I'm still smarter than the federal government, and already have the workaround in play.

5 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Under the new program, you can buy and get reimbursed by your insurance for 8 per person, per month (i.e. a total of 40 tests per month for a family of 5) but this site allows for a no-questions-asked hassle-free method to get 4 tests. 

Yeah, I know it, but I do appreciate your posting the info anyway.

19 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

If you saw how much I pay in taxes, you'd never use the word "free" again.

We all pay taxes dummy. If you need that goverment cheese so bad just get on the bread line like the rest of the needy.

2 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

We all pay taxes dummy. If you need that goverment cheese so bad just get on the bread line like the rest of the needy.

And risk the spread of Covid, when the idea is to keep people at home, away from each other.  You sure are clever. :roll: 

23 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

This is more about being able to prove you're clean to go back to school or work, of course.  But don't let logic get in the way of your hateful, notsee-like rants.

Oh, so 5 is the magic number, right? Or is it 6? Or does the number not matter and you were going to complain like the little bit** that you are?

3 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Oh, so 5 is the magic number, right? Or is it 6? Or does the number not matter and you were going to complain like the little bit** that you are?

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The Omega, what’s your address?  I’ll bring you over an extra test.

9 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

The Omega, what’s your address?  I’ll bring you over an extra test.

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Tests have been available to buy. For someone who pays so much in taxes you'd think they could just buy a few. But hey, have fun with that "workaround"

6 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

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Sure, you laugh now, but when the coronavirus mutates into The Omega variant that causes all infected people to procreate until they have exactly 5 kids, then we'll see who was the true prophet of this all along.

1 hour ago, Kz! said:

Vaccinated and boosted Stephen A. Smith's Covid got so bad that he was hospitalized and nearly died and that is proof the vaccine works!

I wouldn't trust anything that comes out of his mouth, he loves attention

8 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Sure, you laugh now, but when the coronavirus mutates into The Omega variant that causes all infected people to procreate until they have exactly 5 kids, then we'll see who wasI  the true prophet of this all along.

Probably 3 kids + 2 adults. Forget that the average family size is just over 3 people in the US. We must give our 5 tests per household because.....reasons.

The Omega does have 5 kids, but some are adults already and out of the house.   So here’s the workaround - he has his older kids order some then hits them up for tests.

9 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Probably 3 kids + 2 adults. Forget that the average family size is just over 3 people in the US. We must give our 5 tests per household because.....reasons.

I don't know how many kids he has, but the running joke is that it's a lot. Hopefully he doesn't take offense to that, I think it's commendable that he's willing to raise that many kids. Hopefully he raises them to be a bit more level headed such that they don't accuse people of being ghouls when someone is just trying to provide as much relevant info as possible in the middle of a sheety situation. If said person truly was a ghoul, they'd probably be trying to undermine the benefit of vaccines at every turn instead. Ironically there actually are people exactly like that on here and yet they're not the ones getting called ghouls by him.

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3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I don't know how many kids he has, but the running joke is that it's a lot. Hopefully he doesn't take offense to that, I think it's commendable that he's willing to raise that many kids. Hopefully he raises them to be a bit more level headed such that they don't accuse people of being ghouls when someone is just trying to provide as much relevant info as possible in the middle of a sheety situation. If said person truly was a ghoul, they'd probably be trying to undermine the benefit of vaccines at every turn instead. Ironically there actually are people exactly like that on here and yet they're not the ones getting called ghouls by him.

According to my sources he has five children.

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