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The 2020 Corona Thread

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1 hour ago, Kz! said:

Vaccinated and boosted Stephen A. Smith's Covid got so bad that he was hospitalized and nearly died and that is proof the vaccine works!

I wouldn't trust anything that comes out of his mouth, he loves attention

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8 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Sure, you laugh now, but when the coronavirus mutates into The Omega variant that causes all infected people to procreate until they have exactly 5 kids, then we'll see who wasI  the true prophet of this all along.

Probably 3 kids + 2 adults. Forget that the average family size is just over 3 people in the US. We must give our 5 tests per household because.....reasons.

The Omega does have 5 kids, but some are adults already and out of the house.   So here’s the workaround - he has his older kids order some then hits them up for tests.

9 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Probably 3 kids + 2 adults. Forget that the average family size is just over 3 people in the US. We must give our 5 tests per household because.....reasons.

I don't know how many kids he has, but the running joke is that it's a lot. Hopefully he doesn't take offense to that, I think it's commendable that he's willing to raise that many kids. Hopefully he raises them to be a bit more level headed such that they don't accuse people of being ghouls when someone is just trying to provide as much relevant info as possible in the middle of a sheety situation. If said person truly was a ghoul, they'd probably be trying to undermine the benefit of vaccines at every turn instead. Ironically there actually are people exactly like that on here and yet they're not the ones getting called ghouls by him.

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3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I don't know how many kids he has, but the running joke is that it's a lot. Hopefully he doesn't take offense to that, I think it's commendable that he's willing to raise that many kids. Hopefully he raises them to be a bit more level headed such that they don't accuse people of being ghouls when someone is just trying to provide as much relevant info as possible in the middle of a sheety situation. If said person truly was a ghoul, they'd probably be trying to undermine the benefit of vaccines at every turn instead. Ironically there actually are people exactly like that on here and yet they're not the ones getting called ghouls by him.

According to my sources he has five children.

:ph34r:

5 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I don't know how many kids he has, but the running joke is that it's a lot. Hopefully he doesn't take offense to that, I think it's commendable that he's willing to raise that many kids. Hopefully he raises them to be a bit more level headed such that they don't accuse people of being ghouls when someone is just trying to provide as much relevant info as possible in the middle of a sheety situation. If said person truly was a ghoul, they'd probably be trying to undermine the benefit of vaccines at every turn instead. Ironically there actually are people exactly like that on here and yet they're not the ones getting called ghouls by him.

Take it from a notsee, I can identify a fellow ghoul. You are no ghoul, my friend.

9 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

The Omega does have 5 kids, but some are adults already and out of the house.   So here’s the workaround - he has his older kids order some then hits them up for tests.

If they are out of the house why does he need more than 4?

Just now, Paul852 said:

If they are out of the house why does he need more than 4?

Only 2 out of the 5 are out of the house I guess.
 

 

They do get older and go off on their own, Paul.

:lol: 

1 minute ago, Dave Moss said:

Only 2 out of the 5 are out of the house I guess.
 

 

They do get older and go off on their own, Paul.

:lol: 

The dream!

lmao

1 hour ago, The_Omega said:

And risk the spread of Covid, when the idea is to keep people at home, away from each other.  You sure are clever. :roll: 

Using covid as an excuse to get free stuff from the goverment is a really bad look. If you can afford 5 kids, then you should be able to afford to buy a few covid tests, they are fairly inexpensive. I can venmo you some cash if you really need it though.

46 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Only 2 out of the 5 are out of the house I guess.
 

Guess? You need to double down on the surveillance Dave. 

1 minute ago, DrPhilly said:

Guess? You need to double down on the surveillance Dave. 

I may have mixed up his mistress with one of his kids.

1 hour ago, Dave Moss said:

The Omega does have 5 kids, but some are adults already and out of the house.   So here’s the workaround - he has his older kids order some then hits them up for tests.

5? Somebody's got some explaining to do.

1 minute ago, The_Omega said:

5? Somebody's got some explaining to do.

Don’t tell me you changed your name from Zuker6 to Zuker7 because you got a dog.

Wait or was it 5 to 6?

4 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Wait or was it 5 to 6?

This oughta keep you busy for a while.

Or 7 to 8?

:unsure:

2 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Or 7 to 8?

:unsure:

Just shut up and give him free tests.

2 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Under the new program, you can buy and get reimbursed by your insurance for 8 per person, per month (i.e. a total of 40 tests per month for a family of 5) but this site allows for a no-questions-asked hassle-free method to get 4 tests. 

Yea. But what if you need 45 tests????? Damn federal government!

12 minutes ago, Jsvand12 said:

Yea. But what if you need 45 tests????? Damn federal government!

I mean this guy blames the goverment for pretty much everything, why would he stop at getting free stuff?

There were some empty shelves at the grocery store and schools are closed again after we got 4 inches of snow.

Let's Go Brandon!!!

2 minutes ago, Toty said:

if you pee on your feet in a hot shower, it feels cold even though the pee's warm because the water is warmer than the pee

If you look at the Billy Penn statue when it's raining the way the water runs off his scroll makes it look like he's taking a leak on City Hall.

4 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

There were some empty shelves at the grocery store and schools are closed again after we got 4 inches of snow.

Let's Go Brandon!!!

I cooked and ate more chicken wings this week than at any other point in my life.

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