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6 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

Money bought me a gym membership and a couple of appointments with a dietitian.

 

Guess money can't buy everything, eh Vikas??   Well, maybe some stilts or heels, you queeah :roll: :roll: 

 

On second thought, he's the perfect height for me to rest my erection on, so maybe there is some use to being vertically challenged :roll: :roll:

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm happily married and not curious at all. 

Flattered that seeing someone successful and in shape excites you, but I'm not into men. And if I were to go gay, I'm guessing I wouldn't be into fat guys with limited mental capacity. 

But you do you. No judgement. 

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6 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

You must be new.  That's what made him quit the last EMB.  He said some very F'ed up things and ended up getting bullied out of the EMB. 

Nice rewrite of history. I was banned, probably from some dewshberry like you reporting me because you have the stones of Caitlyn Jenner.

What I said to get banned was probably saying I like to watch guys F my wife.

I replied that his wife left a slime trail on the pole. Apparently that was worst thing said on the old EMB.

 

10 minutes ago, BirdsFanBill said:

You really just never know what you will read in this thread.

Too bad there aren't many people around to corroborate that.  Maybe @Toastrel can explain.  Hopefully his lobotomy changed his feelings on that subject. 

9 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm happily married and not curious at all. 

Flattered that seeing someone successful and in shape excites you, but I'm not into men. And if I were to go gay, I'm guessing I wouldn't be into fat guys with limited mental capacity. 

But you do you. No judgement. 

Wait, didn't I read this exact same comment a few pages back?   Right before you were talking to @Joe Shades 73 about "same jokes"?

 

You're an idiot.

3 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm happily married

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Just now, IFB DOG said:

Too bad there aren't many people around to collaborate that.  Maybe @Toastrel can explain.  Hopefully his lobotomy changed his feelings on that subject. 

Corroborate. That's the word you were looking for. 

1 minute ago, Toastrel said:

Nice rewrite of history. I was banned, probably from some dewshberry like you reporting me because you have the stones of Caitlyn Jenner.

What I said to get banned was probably saying I like to watch guys F my wife.

I replied that his wife left a slime trail on the pole. Apparently that was worst thing said on the old EMB.

 

You said that you probably like to watch guys F your wife?

7 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Nice rewrite of history. I was banned, probably from some dewshberry like you reporting me because you have the stones of Caitlyn Jenner.

What I said to get banned was probably saying I like to watch guys F my wife.

I replied that his wife left a slime trail on the pole. Apparently that was worst thing said on the old EMB.

 

That's very inclusive of you. :lol:.  So you're a good little liberal when it's convenient for you? 

1 minute ago, vikas83 said:

Corroborate. That's the word you were looking for. 

No, he meant collaborate. You know, like "Stop, Collaborate and Listen".

JFC, guys, I'm still all out of likes from yesterday. I can't catch up :sad:

1 minute ago, Paul852 said:

You said that you probably like to watch guys F your wife?

No, he said that. I replied that his wife left a slime trail on the pole. Got banned.

Just now, EaglesRocker97 said:

JFC, guys, I'm still all out of likes from yesterday. I can't catch up :sad:

This thread has potential today :lol:

2 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

That's very inclusive of you. :lol:.  So you're a good little liberal when it's convenient for you? 

No. I'm good at making fun of pathetic, cowardly little shitbirds, like you.

8 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Corroborate. That's the word you were looking for. 

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1 minute ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

JFC, guys, I'm still all out of likes from yesterday. I can't catch up :sad:

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14 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

Upload the picture to https://imgflip.com/memegenerator   The you can type the words in and move the location. 

Thanks dude.

My first one. LOL. 

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7 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

No. I'm good at making fun of pathetic, cowardly little shitbirds, like you.

Cowardly? 

On a message board?

 

:roll:

 

Come at me you old fat F.    

Toaster and IFB Dog gonna throw down?

 

10 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

No, he meant collaborate. You know, like "Stop, Collaborate and Listen".

:roll:

 

Meant collaborate. Like let's get together and a put Vikas's womanly body in the middle of our circle. 

5 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Toaster and IFB Dog gonna throw down?

 

Apparently not, because I'm a coward :roll: :roll:

 

Toaster, are you REALLY going to deny saying perverted things about your step-daughter??? 

9 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

You said that you probably like to watch guys F your wife?

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18 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

You are attracted to underage girls, including your own daughter.    Being gay would be a helluva lot better than being Toaster the Creep. 

Pics of Toaster’s daughters?

:whistle:

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5 minutes ago, downundermike said:

 

Hey, buddy! My manboobs are almost GONE! Move me over one :roll:

Ohh boy - I have a bad feeling about today :lol: 

Just now, mr_hunt said:

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Exactly 

6 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Pics of Toaster’s daughters?

:whistle:

Keep scrolling. You'll find her. :roll:

1 minute ago, Dave Moss said:

Pics of Toaster’s daughters?

:whistle:

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