This made me laugh

 

2 pitches... 2 HRs for Harper.  . 

He loves CBP.

19 minutes ago, mattwill said:

Where are you getting your Dead Cap numbers.  Spotrac has next year's Dead Cap at $27,389,571.  That is "north of $27 million" not "north of  $50 million."  Spotrac has 2024's Dead Cap at $0 not $30 million.  OverTheCap has similar numbers, $28,294,034 for next year and $0 for 2024.

OTC, and calculating what actually happens after all the one-year players with void years accelerate to the current year, and if Cox and Kelce are June 1 releases as their new contracts were designed for. I have actually had a pretty lengthy email exchange with Jason at over the cap, and he verified all my numbers are correct.

Astros keep getting these stupid little blooper hits. 

If Suarez can only give up 1 through 5 I’ll be content

Love Smoltz' commentary on the thought process of approaching a hitter.

Some of these strike calls are pretty generous

1 minute ago, Texas Eagle said:

Some of these strike calls are pretty generous

Big strike zone.  I like it.

1 minute ago, Texas Eagle said:

Some of these strike calls are pretty generous

protect the plate

Just now, Iggles_Phan said:

Big strike zone.  I like it.

Good for Suarez.  He needs those calls to get through this lineup 2-3 times. 

Whatever Bryce told him was SPOT ON

I don't know what Harper told Bohm on the on deck circle... but it worked!!!

17 minutes ago, Iggles_Phan said:

Love Harper coaching up Bohm too.

Um.

 

 

 

Yea.

Holy crap Bohm

 

i wonder if he Fing loves this place now

I got a bohmer!!! 

Bryce has a great read on McCullers right now I bet he homers again if it makes it back to him while he’s pitching

Harper: Hit a home run, and the hookers and blow are on me.

Bohm: Say no more, fam.

"Hey Stotty. Hit a HR on your first pitch. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.” 

Guys gotta be tipping something. Hopefully they don't do anything to fix it. 

3 minutes ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

If Suarez can only give up 1 through 5 I’ll be content

Do you and @olsilverhair still host "Tuesday boozeday fully nude dudes and plenty lubed twister” in his grandma’s basement or do you reschedule bc of the World Series?  
 

 

Smart answer by Bohm.   Don't give away the secrets in the middle of the game.   

 

🤦‍♂️. These in game interviews are the worst.

ANOTHER ONE!!!

Hahaha, holy crap

3 Homeruns already.  Wow.  Keep it up Guys.   

 

1 minute ago, hputenis said:

Do you and @olsilverhair still host "Tuesday boozeday fully nude dudes and plenty lubed twister” in his grandma’s basement or do you reschedule bc of the World Series?  
 

 

Hey man let me hold a dolla