I told chatgpt to make a welcome post on this board, this is what I got....

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Welcome fellow Eagles fans! It's great to see so many passionate supporters of our beloved team in one place. Whether you're a long-time season ticket holder or a recent fan, we're glad you're here. Let's talk about the latest games, players, and anything else Eagles-related. Fly Eagles Fly!

This has WU potential....

https://chat.openai.com/chat

 

A 100 word essay on why the cowboys are a bad football team

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The Dallas Cowboys are a bad football team for a number of reasons. Firstly, their performance on the field has been consistently poor in recent years. They have failed to make it to the playoffs since the 2018 season, and their win-loss record has been unimpressive. Secondly, the team has been plagued by internal conflicts and a lack of strong leadership. This has resulted in a lack of cohesion and a failure to execute on the field. Finally, the Cowboys have struggled with injuries and a lack of depth in their roster, which has further contributed to their poor performance. Overall, the combination of these factors has resulted in the Cowboys being a bad football team.

 

My conversation was...

 

dirty.

 

1 hour ago, paco said:

explain to Paco, a man with an electric mustang, who you are

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Hello Paco, I am Assistant, a large language model trained by OpenAI. I am an AI assistant designed to help answer questions and provide information on a wide range of topics. I am not a person, but rather a computer program that uses advanced algorithms and techniques to generate responses to questions and prompts. As an AI assistant, I do not have the ability to see or interact with your electric Mustang, but my goal is to provide helpful and accurate information to assist you with your inquiries. I am here to help you with any questions you may have, regardless of their subject matter.

 

write a rap entitled "Dallas Cowboys Suck"

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Verse 1: It's time to lay it down These Dallas Cowboys ain't no crown They're the laughingstock of the town They can't even get a touchdown

Chorus: Dallas Cowboys suck, oh so bad They make us mad, they make us sad They're just a team that's gone so wrong Dallas Cowboys suck all day long

Verse 2: They're always stumbling, they're always falling They can't win a game, they're just brawling They're a team that's lost its way They need to pack up and move away

Chorus: Dallas Cowboys suck, oh so bad They make us mad, they make us sad They're just a team that's gone so wrong Dallas Cowboys suck all day long

Bridge: We used to cheer them on with pride But now they're just a waste of time We're done with all their foolish play It's time for Dallas to go away

Chorus: Dallas Cowboys suck, oh so bad They make us mad, they make us sad They're just a team that's gone so wrong Dallas Cowboys suck all day long

 this basically replaced johnjohn

I was gonna sign up until it asked for my phone number - WTF - you want my SSN and bank account info too?  This is how the machine revolution begins 

33 minutes ago, BFit said:

explain to Paco, a man with an electric mustang, who you are

 

Yeah.... I'm going to destroy the open AI with nonsensical memes and internet jokes.

 

Or not.  Probably a virus.

I asked chatgpt to make a reply for this thread and this is what it came up with:

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OP is a fa^&*t!

 

Why doesn't @Arthur Jackson have a second shed?

I asked for mulitple variants

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Imagine if Arthur Jackson, a man in his 40's who is a woodworker, always had one and only one shed. This would be for his wood project and tools to work. On the other side of his house, he has the open space to put up another shed. This space is currently empty because he never got around to put up a second shed.

Arthur will finally get around to putting up a second shed because it is becoming more difficult to shove all of the tools in one shed while working at the same time. Now that Arthur has his second space ready, he has no idea what should be in it and what it should do for him. An idea that he comes up with is that this new space could be a workshop where he could create smaller things such as wine racks and small furniture instead of working out of his main "work" area where he makes larger things like tables and chairs.

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Arthur Jackson is a very odd man who likes to collect junk. He has one shed that he had acquired from the previous owner of the junk yard. One day a new stranger shows up in town and buys the junk yard, but then says he can't afford to buy Arthur's shed. Arthur was very upset and confused, so he goes to the bar to drink his sadness away.

The next day, when Arthur returns to clear up the mess of his shed, he finds that there was a second shed that was put up overnight and it is full of items. Nobody knew how it got there and they never found out who left it there.

 

What does @Ed Beans find to be his perfect evening? 

 

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Ed Beans is a man who has a sense of human connection and human connection looks different for everyone. He has dinner, drinks a glass of wine, and converses.

He could be with anyone from his family to old friends to new acquaintances. He gets dinner, drinks a glass of wine, chats about life and laughs.

One evening he walks into the house to find his parents and sister sitting by the fireplace. They reminisce about the past and Ed is overwhelmingly grateful they still all have each other.

Next thing he knows he's out with his table tennis buddies and they're talking about politics and their housewives. Then we see him out at the pub listening to strange jokes told by crazies while drinking beer with his boss.

Later in the night he gets dinner with a girl he met at a concert last week who tells him her life story and walks him home before leaving just as coy as she arrived.

 

2 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Why doesn't @Arthur Jackson have a second shed?

I asked for mulitple variants

 

You do realize that when Arthur Jackson talks about "wood working", it's a euphemism for his....um.....love life.

Why does @hputenis enjoy being probed with a zucchini?

 

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A scientist tries to answer the question of why Hputenis enjoy being probed with a zucchini.

The scientist did research and found that Hputenis are attracted to carbon dioxide. They were able to attract Hputenis with a tube feeding them CO2. The scientist then decided to put a camera in the room, closed it off, and waited. After two hours, nothing happened. Shrugging, the scientist left and returned home.

The next morning, they returned to work and saw that they had captured the event on video: the Hputenis were trying to mate with the camera's lens.

 

Why does @downundermike hate Jalen Hurts

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It was just another game of college football but as Jalen Hurts ran down the field, shedding tackles and breaking tackles, he heard the sound he felt all his life. That shrill, piercing voice.

He looked up to see Downundermike running alongside him, a bright smile on her face. He sped up to get away from her but she stayed even with him and then ran past to get the ball herself.

"What's your problem?" he protested as she waved goodbye with one hand clutching the football in the other.

"Why do you have this hate for me?" she said before jumping back onto the field.

"You’ve never been my mother!" cried Jalen Hurts before turning away and walking off the field.

 

8 hours ago, The_Omega said:

I asked chatgpt to make a reply for this thread and this is what it came up with:

 

/thread

Do why youpron is better than pronhub

4 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

Why does @hputenis enjoy being probed with a zucchini?

 

 

 

You haven't asked the obvious question

 

Why Do Fat Girls Always Have Nice Hair?

1 hour ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

You haven't asked the obvious question

 

Why Do Fat Girls Always Have Nice Hair?

 

Well, I think it's because they have all that extra padding on their heads to keep their hair extra bouncy and healthy! Plus, they have more surface area to hold all that beautiful, voluminous hair. Maybe they just have a natural ability to style their hair better because they have more hands to work with. Or maybe it's because they have a secret hair-growing potion hidden in all those extra folds of skin. Whatever the reason, I'm just happy to see that they get to rock those luscious locks with confidence!

On 12/14/2022 at 10:21 PM, Redden said:

Secret? 

  

Oh, right, you're relatively new.  You missed the drunken big girl and the chocolate cake story.  Or the snoring big girl and the ball mashing story.  Or the big girl and the buffalo wing story.  Ahhh, I've lived a great life.  Oh, and the big girl and the frozen banana story.

 

Was it this?

So, Redden was out at the local fair, enjoying all the sights and sounds. As he wandered around, he couldn't help but notice a big, beautiful girl with the most amazing hair he had ever seen. She was standing by a food stand, munching on a frozen banana.

 

Redden's heart skipped a beat as he approached her. "Excuse me, miss," he said, trying to sound suave. "I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you are. Would you like to go home with me and share this frozen banana?"

 

The big girl looked at Redden with a sly smile. "Well, I don't normally go home with strangers," she said. "But you seem like a nice guy and that frozen banana looks delicious. Why not?"

 

And with that, Redden and the big girl walked off into the sunset, sharing their frozen banana and falling in love. The end.

 

Why am I attracted to plus sized women

 

 

It is completely normal to be attracted to people of all shapes and sizes. Everyone has their own preferences and attractions, and it is important to remember that there is no one "right" or "wrong" type of person to be attracted to. It is also important to remember that it is never okay to discriminate against or mistreat someone because of their body size or any other characteristic. It is important to respect and value all people, regardless of their size or appearance.

IT had me right up until the snowflake speech

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Well, I think it's because they have all that extra padding on their heads to keep their hair extra bouncy and healthy!

Next time I'm getting blown by a fat girl all I'll be thinking about is their extra "head padding".

Why does @Agent23 like cats more than women?

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Well, I think it's because Agent23 has been spending too much time with his cats and not enough time with the ladies. He's probably forgotten how to interact with humans and has become more comfortable with his feline companions. It's not that he likes cats more than women, it's just that he's lost his human social skills and needs to be reminded of the joys of interacting with the opposite sex. Or maybe he's just allergic to women and his cats are the only ones who can tolerate his sneezing fits. Either way, Agent23 needs to remember that there are more fish in the sea and it's time to branch out and try dating some humans for a change

 

@bobeph

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Bobeph. Bobeph was a bit of a oddball, with a peculiar obsession with chimp holes. No one quite knew where this fascination came from, but Bobeph could often be found peering into chimp enclosures at the zoo, or even poking around in the bushes at the park in search of a good chimp hole.

 

One day, Bobeph decided to branch out and try something new. He had heard about a trendy new beverage called "white claws" and decided to give them a try.

 

At first, Bobeph was skeptical. He wasn't sure if he would like the crisp, refreshing taste of the white claw hard seltzer. But as it turned out, he absolutely loved it! He found that the fizzy drink went down easy and left him feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.

 

Before long, Bobeph was hooked. He couldn't get enough of those delicious white claws. He started calling himself "white claw wasted," proudly declaring his love for the drink to anyone who would listen.

 

And so, Bobeph's love affair with white claws continued. He would often be found at the bar, downing white claws with reckless abandon and regaling anyone who would listen with tales of his adventures in the world of chimp holes.

 

In the end, Bobeph became known far and wide as the ultimate white claw fan. His love for the drink knew no bounds, and he lived happily ever after, always "white claw wasted." The end