August 14, 20232 yr 16 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: Just let me know when you guys are ready for me to step in and run the league. I'll be a forceful, but fair and effective administrator. Guessing the only thing you can effectively administrate is a cucumber in your own butt. Forcefully.
August 14, 20232 yr 21 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: Just let me know when you guys are ready for me to step in and run the league. I'll be a forceful, but fair and effective administrator. Easy there, Margaret Feltcher. This is @BFit's league now
August 14, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: Guessing the only thing you can effectively administrate is a cucumber in your own butt. Forcefully. By adding the word "forcefully" you have in fact negated your attempt at a derisive remark by implying it would take appreciable force for the aforementioned gourd to be placed in my butt. Thank you for confirming the taut, seldom-breached nature of my anus. Did that go how you thought? DID IT!?
August 14, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: By adding the word "forcefully" you have in fact negated your attempt at a derisive remark by implying it would take appreciable force for the aforementioned gourd to be placed in my butt. Thank you for confirming the taut, seldom-breached nature of my anus. Did that go how you thought? DID IT!? I forgot to mention that you're forcing it in dry
August 14, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: Just let me know when you guys are ready for me to step in and run the league. I'll be a forceful, but fair and effective administrator. Let’s test your leadership ability with a hypothetical. You have a league championship matchup between two teams. Team A’s roster has completed their games and scores are locked and is up 33 points. Team B still had a RB and WR to play, but their game got cancelled because someone presumably died on the field. Those players average scores combined for 30 points (and I can’t remember if their averages favored in a 0 point game). Does Team A win or due to extenuating and unknown outcomes otherwise, is the season considered a draw/shared Title?
August 14, 20232 yr 71 points in a championship? Ouch Although at 7-7 for the season, you're lucky you went that far.
August 14, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, Agent23 said: Let’s test your leadership ability with a hypothetical. You have a league championship matchup between two teams. Team A’s roster has completed their games and scores are locked and is up 33 points. Team B still had a RB and WR to play, but their game got cancelled because someone presumably died on the field. Those players average scores combined for 30 points (and I can’t remember if their averages favored in a 0 point game). Does Team A win or due to extenuating and unknown outcomes otherwise, is the season considered a draw/shared Title? Then the commissioner said, "Bring me a sword.” So they brought a sword before the commissioner. And the commissioner said, "Divide the title in two, and give half to one, and half to the other.” Then team whose players were all living spoke to the commissioner, for he yearned with compassion for the league; and he said, "O my commissioner, give him the title, and by no means divide it!” But the other said, "Let him it neither mine nor yours, but divide it.” So the commissioner answered and said, "Give the first team the title, and by no means divide it; he is the winner.” And all What's Up heard of the judgment which the commissioner had rendered; and they feared the commissioner, for they saw that the wisdom of Spadaro was in him to administer justice.
August 14, 20232 yr 28 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: Then the commissioner said, "Bring me a sword.” So they brought a sword before the commissioner. And the commissioner said, "Divide the title in two, and give half to one, and half to the other.” Then team whose players were all living spoke to the commissioner, for he yearned with compassion for the league; and he said, "O my commissioner, give him the title, and by no means divide it!” But the other said, "Let him it neither mine nor yours, but divide it.” So the commissioner answered and said, "Give the first team the title, and by no means divide it; he is the winner.” And all What's Up heard of the judgment which the commissioner had rendered; and they feared the commissioner, for they saw that the wisdom of Spadaro was in him to administer justice.
August 14, 20232 yr 34 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: 71 points in a championship? Ouch Although at 7-7 for the season, you're lucky you went that far. with two undeserved zeroes
August 14, 20232 yr 38 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: 71 points in a championship? Ouch Although at 7-7 for the season, you're lucky you went that far. OWNAGE!!!!!
August 14, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Agent23 said: with two undeserved zeroes Yikes, you fielded a team with TWO goose eggs? Manage your team better next time.
August 14, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, paco said: Yikes, you fielded a team with TWO goose eggs? Manage your team better next time. He also started Gardner Minshew at QB - it's like he was trying to lose
August 14, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, Agent23 said: I thought I had Geno? I honestly can't remember lol Given how forgettable your playoff run was, I don’t blame you for not remembering
August 14, 20232 yr 49 minutes ago, Redden said: I'll take Machine's spot if he is quitting. Well, he currently can't find a password and also can't remember what the password he can't remember is for. Sounds like we're getting old machine back!
August 14, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, paco said: Looks like @BFit is commish Hey commish! Get off your ass! You know how many times I hovered over the "remove kickers" button last night? More than once, more than once.
August 15, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, BFit said: Well, he currently can't find a password and also can't remember what the password he can't remember is for. Sounds like we're getting old machine back! He's too old to be stoned all the time, amirite?
August 15, 20232 yr 39 minutes ago, Redden said: He's too old to be stoned all the time, amirite? He's a man, he's 40
August 15, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, BFit said: You know how many times I hovered over the "remove kickers" button last night? More than once, more than once. You just made a bunch of Texas high school students very sad
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