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The miscellaneous conservatives/Trumpbots/racists inciting violence/BS thread

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8 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

a stunning & brave patriot fighting against WOKE!  

Sir, this is a Target store!

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definitely not a cult of the stupid. 

 

:lol:   

Remember Luscious Jackson?
 

Some 30 years ago or so I vowed to my flatmate that I would bang every single one of them. The whole band.

Well, my [redacted] birthday is later this year and it still hasn't happened <_<.

 

So which is the most probable event over the next 10 years or so?

 

A. I have sexual intercourse with the female members of the band Luscious Jackson as they are now.

B. I construct a time machine and travel back to 1994 to have sexual intercourse with the female members of the band Luscious Jackson as they were then.

C. I get violated in prison by a 300 lb. black man named "Luscious Jackson".

D. The Earth is impacted by an extinction-grade asteroid.

E. @EagleVA finally grasps the concept of non-cartesian geometry.

F. They fix the baggage retrieval problem at Heathrow.

8 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

 

:lol:   

 

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42 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Remember Luscious Jackson?
 

Some 30 years ago or so I vowed to my flatmate that I would bang every single one of them. The whole band.

Well, my [redacted] birthday is later this year and it still hasn't happened <_<.

 

So which is the most probable event over the next 10 years or so?

 

A. I have sexual intercourse with the female members of the band Luscious Jackson as they are now.

B. I construct a time machine and travel back to 1994 to have sexual intercourse with the female members of the band Luscious Jackson as they were then.

C. I get violated in prison by a 300 lb. black man named "Luscious Jackson".

D. The Earth is impacted by an extinction-grade asteroid.

E. @EagleVA finally grasps the concept of non-cartesian geometry.

F. They fix the baggage retrieval problem at Heathrow.

F>D>C>A>B>E              

4 minutes ago, NothingClever said:

F>D>C>A>B>E              

Seems accurate albeit quite depressing 

EVERY accusation these dipshits make is always a confession, never fails.  

Sound of Freedom funder charged with child kidnapping

In a new twist in this ongoing saga, Fabian Marta – who contributed to the $5 million crowdfunded investment that helped Sound of Freedom to see the light of day – has been arrested on child kidnapping charges.  

Although the specific details of the case have not yet been shared by officials, due to the information stated on the file, this would mean that Marta is accused of removing a non-family member below the age of 14 without their parent’s consent.

Westboro Baptist Church is still out there doing its thing.

 

1 hour ago, toolg said:

Westboro Baptist Church is still out there doing its thing.

 

wtf, i'm supposed to fly there next monday !!!

17 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

wtf, i'm supposed to fly there next monday !!!

Should get some decent hotel and airfare rates following the Hawaipocalypse.

 

25 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

wtf, i'm supposed to fly there next monday !!!

Just be happy you won't be there Sunday!

1 minute ago, Paul852 said:

Just be happy you won't be there Sunday!

yeah, but i didn't include Armagedón on my trip insurance. 

 

That mix of arrogance and stupidity, I don’t think I will ever get enough of it.

2 minutes ago, Ugluk said:

That mix of arrogance and stupidity, I don’t think I will ever get enough of it.

right?  :lol:  he sounded so confident that what he was saying was 100% fact. 

The mental gymnastics to defend him, wow.  

Where do I sign up for the lying about republicans job?  It sounds very lucrative.

Phase1 Lie about republicans 

Phase 2  ?

Phase 3  Profit 

1 hour ago, NOTW said:

The mental gymnastics to defend him, wow.  

Spoken like a man who's never Googled "Is Google fake news"

22 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Spoken like a man who's never Googled "Is Google fake news"

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6 minutes ago, NOTW said:

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I'm referencing this genius

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2 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

I'm referencing this genius

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Oh.  I couldn't get through the entire video it was too dumb.

9 minutes ago, NOTW said:

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The derpy guy said something like "Google is anti-conservative, so you won't see news about all the arrests of liberals for 2020 election fraud...but also, you can Google 'is Google fake news' and you'll get results that say yes."  

So somehow Google is anti-conservative and burying news, but ALSO  willing to call themselves "fake news" despite, ya know,  being a search engine, and not a news source.

I kinda broke my brain just typing that. 

10 minutes ago, Lloyd said:

The derpy guy said something like "Google is anti-conservative, so you won't see news about all the arrests of liberals for 2020 election fraud...but also, you can Google 'is Google fake news' and you'll get results that say yes."  

So somehow Google is anti-conservative and burying news, but ALSO  willing to call themselves "fake news" despite, ya know,  being a search engine, and not a news source.

I kinda broke my brain just typing that. 

I like how honest Google is about their dishonesty in his scenario. 

2 hours ago, Lloyd said:

The derpy guy said something like "Google is anti-conservative, so you won't see news about all the arrests of liberals for 2020 election fraud...but also, you can Google 'is Google fake news' and you'll get results that say yes."  

So somehow Google is anti-conservative and burying news, but ALSO  willing to call themselves "fake news" despite, ya know,  being a search engine, and not a news source.

I kinda broke my brain just typing that. 

The brilliance and brazenness of hiding in plain sight.

If you did your own research on Google you'd understand that.

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