July 23Jul 23 3 hours ago, Procus said:All they do is cheat.Are you citing this as a legitimate source? Next week: "ALL THEY DO IS CHEAT!!!!" says @Procus , angrily, as he throws down his Mad Magazine. Relax. Spy vs Spy isn't real, man.
July 23Jul 23 Author 3 hours ago, paco said:Are you citing this as a legitimate source? Next week: "ALL THEY DO IS CHEAT!!!!" says @Procus , angrily, as he throws down his Mad Magazine. Relax. Spy vs Spy isn't real, man.I'm citing the Bee as a funny source. You got a problem w that?
July 23Jul 23 1 minute ago, Procus said:I'm citing the Bee as a funny source. You got a problem w that?"Source”. Even if you try to play it off as a joke you clearly thought it was real otherwise you would have posted it in the political memes thread
July 23Jul 23 2 minutes ago, Procus said:I'm citing the Bee as a funny source. You got a problem w that?oof
July 23Jul 23 If The Heat Doesn't Kill The Elderly, I WillIt is now high summer, and the sun is broiling the American Southwest, sending temperatures soaring upwards of 110 degrees. The heat has struck hardest among the elderly, dozens of whom have died of heatstroke, heat exhaustion and dehydration. If you, like me, are a right-thinking person, your mind recoils in horror at this fact: The old and decrepit are dying by mere dozens?Fifty years ago, a heat wave of this magnitude and duration would have claimed the lives of hundreds, perhaps thousands of shriveled-up old codgers. The streets would have been littered with their withered carcasses. Unfortunately, this is no longer the case. By providing today’s elderly with unprecedented access to air conditioning and situating them in safe, supervised retirement communities, we have thrown Mother Nature’s natural-selection process completely out of sync. And don’t look for winter to solve the problem, either: Even more old people have heating than have air-conditioning, and more and more are getting it every day.Like you, I had high hopes for this summer. Like you, I am deeply disappointed in the low death toll among the elderly. But I’m not just going to throw up my hands and accept the fact that grandmas and grandpas aren’t bursting like popcorn from coast to coast. Just because global warming has failed to keep pace with the increase in this country’s septuagenarian and octogenarian population doesn’t mean I have to accept this ever-worsening coot surplus. If the heat doesn’t kill the elderly, I will.No society can survive for long unless patriots are willing to step forward and dedicate themselves to keeping its senior population in check. Unfortunately, like the milkman and the riverboat pilot, the profession of grayhead-knocker has fallen out of favor. But I am committed to reviving this once-noble calling. I will do whatever it takes to knock off the olds in the swiftest and most efficient manner possible, just like my father and my grandfather before him.For the cost of expenses plus a modest cost-of-living stipend, I will use the computer database of the AARP, certain advanced logistical procedures adopted from the rendering-plant industry, and modern American riding-mower technology—the very best in the world—to make quick work of our country’s problematic gray ghetto. My preliminary computer-modeling simulations have shown that this will be cheaper than an orbital solar-intensification magnifying glass or increasing the thermonuclear output of the sun itself.Mother Nature has done what she can to curb the elderly population. It is now up to us to pick up the slack. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. My grandmother taught me that, God rest her soul.Oh no @Procus , watch out!!!!
July 23Jul 23 Author 1 hour ago, paco said:"Source”. Even if you try to play it off as a joke you clearly thought it was real otherwise you would have posted it in the political memes thread Paco:
July 23Jul 23 all over 400 possible votes that nobody knows who they went to vs.all of the proven gop voter fraud, russian collusion (now proven by the very report trump released) and jan 6 🤣
July 23Jul 23 4 hours ago, Procus said:Paco:Tell me you don’t know why we are laughing at you without saying you don’t know why.
July 23Jul 23 Author 45 minutes ago, paco said:Tell me you don’t know why we are laughing at you without saying you don’t know why.Tell me why you don't understand why a normal person couldn't give a rats ass what a small closed group of deranged leftists do or think.
July 23Jul 23 34 minutes ago, Procus said:Tell me why you don't understand why a normal person couldn't give a rats ass what a small closed group of deranged leftists do or think.Tell me why you can’t understand that there are maybe two leftists in here.
July 23Jul 23 Author 1 minute ago, DrPhilly said:Tell me why you can’t understand that there are maybe two leftists in here.Your lack of self awareness is laughable 🤣
July 23Jul 23 Just now, Procus said:Your lack of self awareness is laughable 🤣All joking aside, the people engaging with you aren’t leftists. Most are Never Trumpers. You know, the actual Republicans. Others are independents. There are a couple actual lefties. As for me, I’ve never been a Democrat and have voted about half the time for Republican POTUS candidates. I voted Libertarian in ‘16. I align most with old school moderate Repubs. I am also anti woke and totally against identity politics.
July 23Jul 23 Author 10 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:All joking aside, the people engaging with you aren’t leftists. Most are Never Trumpers. You know, the actual Republicans. Others are independents. There are a couple actual lefties. As for me, I’ve never been a Democrat and have voted about half the time for Republican POTUS candidates. I voted Libertarian in ‘16. I align most with old school moderate Repubs. I am also anti woke and totally against identity politics.Ask yourself this Doc - how many people engaging with me that you refer to voted for Obama in 2012 and 2008, and how many voted for Romney and McCain
July 23Jul 23 6 minutes ago, Procus said:Ask yourself this Doc - how many people engaging with me that you refer to voted for Obama in 2012 and 2008, and how many voted for Romney and McCainThey had the OPPORTUNTY to continue the legacy of Gerge W Bush and they chose HUSSEIN
July 23Jul 23 2 hours ago, DrPhilly said:All joking aside, the people engaging with you aren’t leftists. Most are Never Trumpers. You know, the actual Republicans. Others are independents. There are a couple actual lefties. As for me, I’ve never been a Democrat and have voted about half the time for Republican POTUS candidates. I voted Libertarian in ‘16. I align most with old school moderate Repubs. I am also anti woke and totally against identity politics.You are either a MAGA or a COMMIE
July 24Jul 24 4 hours ago, Procus said:Tell me why you don't understand why a normal person couldn't give a rats ass what a small closed group of deranged leftists do or think.Obviously hahahaha
July 24Jul 24 3 hours ago, Procus said:Ask yourself this Doc - how many people engaging with me that you refer to voted for Obama in 2012 and 2008, and how many voted for Romney and McCainDid you also celebrate his death, like the fat F'er you voted for did?
July 24Jul 24 11 hours ago, Procus said:I'm citing the Bee as a funny source. You got a problem w that?JFC
July 24Jul 24 4 hours ago, Procus said:Ask yourself this Doc - how many people engaging with me that you refer to voted for Obama in 2012 and 2008, and how many voted for Romney and McCainAwesome point. If I’m know for one thing it’s being super left, voting blue no matter who!
July 24Jul 24 4 hours ago, Procus said:Ask yourself this Doc - how many people engaging with me that you refer to voted for Obama in 2012 and 2008, and how many voted for Romney and McCainI voted McCain in '08 and Gary Johnson in '12.Would have preferred Romney winning in '12 but he had zero shot.
July 24Jul 24 5 hours ago, Procus said:Ask yourself this Doc - how many people engaging with me that you refer to voted for Obama in 2012 and 2008, and how many voted for Romney and McCainHaha! Trick question. I've never voted in the US.
July 24Jul 24 8 hours ago, Procus said:Ask yourself this Doc - how many people engaging with me that you refer to voted for Obama in 2012 and 2008, and how many voted for Romney and McCainMost didn’t vote for Obama.
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