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What's next for the Democratic party?

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38 minutes ago, Procus said:

You have room to talk granny?

Well yes I do. I’ve just finished walking 18, doing an hour of sit-ups, planks, pushups, sit-ups, etc and Fing the sheet out of my wife. During that time you sheet and pissed yourself multiple times, ate some crap ice cream with your dentures out, and played multiple games of backgammon with the sap whose bed is next to yours.

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1 hour ago, DrPhilly said:

Well yes I do. I’ve just finished walking 18, doing an hour of sit-ups, planks, pushups, sit-ups, etc and Fing the sheet out of my wife. During that time you sheet and pissed yourself multiple times, ate some crap ice cream with your dentures out, and played multiple games of backgammon with the sap whose bed is next to yours.

The difference between you and me is I tell the truth.

2 hours ago, Procus said:

You have room to talk granny?

Stop hitting on DrPhilly geriatric blue chew. He's taken.

27 minutes ago, Procus said:

The difference between you and me is I tell the truth.

Well maybe you didn’t eat ice cream or backgammon. The rest is true. For today anyway.

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8 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Democrats absolutely have their subversive elements. The difficulty is coalescing the subversive elements into a single party. But sizable chunks of the left prioritize subverting what they see as collective and systematic oppression on racial, ethnic, and gender lines. Basically anywhere they can somehow define a "victim", they will try to make it a rallying point. Even if the alleged victims are not going along with it. (Lots of lefties have a savior complex)

Meanwhile the "subversive" elements of the right largely coalesce around characterizing the left as oppressive. And they will be as authoritative as they can get away with the oppress the left. Caricatures of the right like the Peacemaker really hit hard because .... there's a lot of truth underlying it.

In the revolutionary war modern Christian nationalism "Patriots" would be loyalists.

I get we can both sides anything, but who cheered for this guy?

Political & Social: Refers to behavior or organizations seeking to overthrow or destabilize a government or established societal structure.

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47 minutes ago, MidMoFo said:

I get we can both sides anything, but who cheered for this guy?

Political & Social: Refers to behavior or organizations seeking to overthrow or destabilize a government or established societal structure.

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I get it, and there are some elements on the right, but I wouldn't broadly characterize the right as subversive.

They like to THINK they are. But ultimately they're still "conservative"

I don't use subversive as a slight fwiw. We need subversive elements. Even when they're "wrong" they're usually on to something in spirit.

The American Patriots of 1776 were subversive.

The self proclaimed Patriots of 2026 would have been loyalists.

1 hour ago, Procus said:

The difference between you and me is I tell the truth.

The lies you tell yourself to avoid a mental breakdown aren't truths. They're just echoes from the chamber you require to avoid reality.

6 hours ago, Procus said:

You have room to talk granny?

Old man fight!

Old man fight!

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Longshot Maine Senate Candidate Ashley Webb, who is running to replace former Senate Nominee Graham Platner, was reportedly revealed to have claimed he gets his monthly period through his rectum or the other "exit.”

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On 7/18/2026 at 6:34 PM, lynched1 said:

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Longshot Maine Senate Candidate Ashley Webb, who is running to replace former Senate Nominee Graham Platner, was reportedly revealed to have claimed he gets his monthly period through his rectum or the other "exit.”

@DrPhilly will support his candidacy in the general election if he wins the primary - to stop MAGA!!

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Reagan hit the nail on the head with this one.

3 minutes ago, Procus said:

@DrPhilly will support his candidacy in the general election if he wins the primary - to stop MAGA!!

Munson would hit it.

MAGA: Limitless reserves of stupid. Led around like sheep.

15 hours ago, Procus said:

@DrPhilly will support his candidacy in the general election if he wins the primary - to stop MAGA!!

Swing and another miss

Btw - how much do you tip the young orderly for those special enemas?

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11 hours ago, DrPhilly said:

Swing and another miss

Btw - how much do you tip the young orderly for those special enemas?

Never heard of a special enema before. As a senior citizen of advanced age, perhaps you can educate the board membership and elaborate.

2 hours ago, Procus said:

Never heard of a special enema before. As a senior citizen of advanced age, perhaps you can educate the board membership and elaborate.

When can you call yourself a "senior citizen” and get cheaper stuff? Is it 65? I’m closing in but still a ways to go.

I just received my Medicare card! Almost thru a 10 month gap of no medical coverage. You honestly wouldn't believe how inexpensive it was to self pay. Trying to figure what test or tests to schedule so I don't end up losing the money that's in the FSA account.

44 minutes ago, DiPros said:

Trying to figure what test or tests to schedule so I don't end up losing the money that's in the FSA account.

I haven't had FSA in years. But I remember you could buy a lot OTC. Back then I would stock up on things like band-aids, medicated soaps, lotions and sunscreen. Stuff you could keep in a medicine cabinet a while. Or schedule an eye appointment to get a new set of glasses and contacts. You could also buy contact solution and eyeglass wipes. Then I switched from high-deductible to traditional insurance. I got rid of the FSA when I had less out of pocket expenses.

13 hours ago, Procus said:

Never heard of a special enema before. As a senior citizen of advanced age, perhaps you can educate the board membership and elaborate.

"Hutpenis has entered the chat....."

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9 hours ago, DiPros said:

I just received my Medicare card! Almost thru a 10 month gap of no medical coverage. You honestly wouldn't believe how inexpensive it was to self pay. Trying to figure what test or tests to schedule so I don't end up losing the money that's in the FSA account.

Great to hear you made it without issue.

On 7/20/2026 at 11:47 PM, Procus said:

Never heard of a special enema before.

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On 7/17/2026 at 6:04 PM, Procus said:

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