September 9, 20224 yr 13 minutes ago, BFit said: I can fit my arm up to my elbow through my zipper and boxer fly. I think you're over compensating. Also, do you hold your pants up while you pee then? Soon as I undo my belt my pants are loose, if I undo the button too, they're just off. I'd be up there bare assing it at the urinal Why do I feel like you knew this coming into the conversation and not just tested this out for the sake of this argument.
September 9, 20224 yr 10 hours ago, Toastrel said: I've seen in movies people dropping trou to piss, but never in real life. I thought it was fiction. The belt stays where it is, unless you are going to sit in a stall, which isn't how I take a wizz. I rarely wear a belt (narrow waist and big ass, don't need one) but when I pee at a urinal I open the front of my pants, pull down the front and leave the back up. I also have to shake a lot because for some reason if i dont shake it for like half a minute i'll dribble piss all over my underwear. You just unzip and stick it through the zipper hole? Or am I misunderstanding?
September 9, 20224 yr 7 minutes ago, Boogyman said: I rarely wear a belt (narrow waist and big ass, don't need one) but when I pee at a urinal I open the front of my pants, pull down the front and leave the back up. I also have to shake a lot because for some reason if i dont shake it for like half a minute i'll dribble piss all over my underwear. You just unzip and stick it through the zipper hole? Or am I misunderstanding? Yes. Like 99% (I 'd wager) of all men. I have clothing made to accommodate urinating while dressed. My pants have a zipper, my underwear has a flap, and if you don't have a micropeen, it is a fairly simple operation to extract one's member, piss, shake and return it to inside your underwear.
September 9, 20224 yr 2 minutes ago, Toastrel said: Yes. Like 99% (I 'd wager) of all men. I have clothing made to accommodate urinating while dressed. My pants have a zipper, my underwear has a flap, and if you don't have a micropeen, it is a fairly simple operation to extract one's member, piss, shake and return it to inside your underwear. I just find it awkward. Again, maybe because I have to shake a lot more, I dunno.
September 9, 20224 yr Just now, Boogyman said: I just find it awkward. Again, maybe because I have to shake a lot more, I dunno. Well, you don’t have to
September 9, 20224 yr 8 minutes ago, paco said: Well, you don’t have to Yeah, some urine along with sweat in the undies is always a sweet combo.
September 9, 20224 yr 10 minutes ago, Boogyman said: I just find it awkward. Again, maybe because I have to shake a lot more, I dunno. I can accept that answer
September 9, 20224 yr Just now, Toastrel said: I can accept that answer Believe me, if I couldn't pull off keeping my ass covered my way, I'd make an adjustment. A mentally challenged dude was in a bathroom at a restaurant a few weeks ago and his were down to his ankles. I had to go in the stall and pee because it was unsettling.
September 9, 20224 yr 51 minutes ago, paco said: Why do I feel like you knew this coming into the conversation and not just tested this out for the sake of this argument. sometimes you have to readjust things in the most discrete way possible.....
September 9, 20224 yr 1 hour ago, BFit said: I can fit my arm up to my elbow through my zipper and boxer fly. I think you're over compensating. Also, do you hold your pants up while you pee then? Soon as I undo my belt my pants are loose, if I undo the button too, they're just off. I'd be up there bare assing it at the urinal 1 hour ago, Toastrel said: A grapefruit will fit through the zipper hole of most pants. My guess is you can't find your pecker with your pants on. 1 hour ago, paco said: Or boxers I would argue that someone that worries about peeing on their balls needs to undo the buckle and drop their paints. Not enough clearance. With my button closed no I’m not fitting comfortably out of the zipper hole. Add in boxers and it’s just weird to try and pull it out through two small holes. I’d rather undo my belt, unbutton, unzip like a normal person then do whatever the hell you people are trying to do. And no I don’t dress like a rapper from the 90s so my pants don’t instantly fall down if I unbutton and unzip.
September 9, 20224 yr 16 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said: like a normal person They don't do what you do.
September 9, 20224 yr 1 minute ago, Toastrel said: They don't do what you do. We do it the normal way. You do it your way.
September 9, 20224 yr 16 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said: With my button closed no I’m not fitting comfortably out of the zipper hole. Add in boxers and it’s just weird to try and pull it out through two small holes. I’d rather undo my belt, unbutton, unzip like a normal person then do whatever the hell you people are trying to do. And no I don’t dress like a rapper from the 90s so my pants don’t instantly fall down if I unbutton and unzip. did your friends in college call you girth? Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead?
September 9, 20224 yr Just now, BFit said: did your friends in college call you girth? Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead? Dear god I forgot about that
September 9, 20224 yr 15 minutes ago, BFit said: did your friends in college call you girth? Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead? It's pretty easy to hold your pants by the front, lower and pull your junk out, keep them a bit tight across the back and still hold your junk. 12 minutes ago, VanHammersly said: Stop lying. All of you sit down to pee. When I drink enough to question my aim and coordination? Yes.
September 9, 20224 yr 11 minutes ago, Boogyman said: It's pretty easy to hold your pants by the front, lower and pull your junk out, keep them a bit tight across the back and still hold your junk. When I drink enough to question my aim and coordination? Yes. not if you have stuff hanging off your belt. but even without that, i feel like its just easier to use the pants as they were designed and utilize the acess hole in the front....
September 9, 20224 yr 28 minutes ago, VanHammersly said: Stop lying. All of you sit down to pee. Only when it's
September 9, 20224 yr 22 minutes ago, BFit said: not if you have stuff hanging off your belt. but even without that, i feel like its just easier to use the pants as they were designed and utilize the acess hole in the front.... Different strokes. I'm not knocking other peoples techniques, just saying it's pretty easy to completely unfasten and pull the front down and leave the back up lol. Belt, full pockets, whatever, it's pretty much an effortless maneuver to pull off.
September 9, 20224 yr Just now, Boogyman said: Different strokes. I'm not knocking other peoples techniques, just saying it's pretty easy to completely unfasten and pull the front down and leave the back up lol. Belt, full pockets, whatever, it's pretty much an effortless maneuver to pull off. not at the urinal pal. you'll be put on the list.
September 9, 20224 yr 16 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said: not at the urinal pal. you'll be put on the list. I did say I sit when the occasion calls for it.
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