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7 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I did say I sit when the occasion calls for it.

I will occasionally sit if I just need a break from whatever. Or, as you mentioned, if I'm drunk/tired/whatever.

I wear boxer-briefs mostly, and find that the sleeve or whatever in those is more of a pain in the ass to use than just pulling them down through the unzipped pants and flopping it over the top in the urinal.

The weirdest thing I do is if I'm wearing something loose like gym shorts I'll just pull the pant leg up and pull the hose out through the bottom. For gym shorts that often don't have any zipper like access I just found it more convenient to slip it out the bottom than to stretch my shorts & undies down under the junk. 

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1 hour ago, BFit said:

did your friends in college call you girth?

 

Also, what do you wear, skinny jeans? i just cant see how completely undoing your pants wouldnt make them fall off. i mean, theres enough weight hanging on my jeans that just undoing my belt makes them want to fall off. do you keep all your stuff in your purse instead?

No. I actually buy clothes that fit me. Not…

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This conversation just reminds me of how much public bathrooms disgust me. It's almost always something I try to avoid if I can. Urinals are bad enough but stalls are even worse. That feeling when you push open the stall door to find out what horrors await you is a unique reminder of how some people are repulsive savages. Although, the worst was years ago when I had to piss into a trough at a Bob Seger concert. Imagine your typical Bob Seger fan, now imagine them absolutely hammered, and trying their best to not topple over while spraying their piss all over the place. About 1 in 10 actually bothered to stop and wash their hands on the way out.

20 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I will occasionally sit if I just need a break from whatever. Or, as you mentioned, if I'm drunk/tired/whatever.

I wear boxer-briefs mostly, and find that the sleeve or whatever in those is more of a pain in the ass to use than just pulling them down through the unzipped pants and flopping it over the top in the urinal.

The weirdest thing I do is if I'm wearing something loose like gym shorts I'll just pull the pant leg up and pull the hose out through the bottom. For gym shorts that often don't have any zipper like access I just found it more convenient to slip it out the bottom than to stretch my shorts & undies down under the junk. 

You know, because of my "dimensions" I wear loose basketball shorts like 5 days out of the week. I never even thought to do that lol.

 

I also wear boxer briefs. Deluth "armachillos". They are amazing and I wish I had the benefits of them way earlier in life, especially for when I worked in high temps and humidity.

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1 hour ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

 

The weirdest thing I do is if I'm wearing something loose like gym shorts I'll just pull the pant leg up and pull the hose out through the bottom. For gym shorts that often don't have any zipper like access I just found it more convenient to slip it out the bottom than to stretch my shorts & undies down under the junk. 

Yup.  Same.  Seems potentially messier trying to hold down the top of your shorts with one hand, having the shorts slip from the grip and have it fly up on your dong. 

1 hour ago, 20dawk4life said:

No. I actually buy clothes that fit me. Like…

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1 hour ago, we_gotta_believe said:

This conversation just reminds me of how much public bathrooms disgust me. It's almost always something I try to avoid if I can. Urinals are bad enough but stalls are even worse. That feeling when you push open the stall door to find out what horrors await you is a unique reminder of how some people are repulsive savages. Although, the worst was years ago when I had to piss into a trough at a Bob Seger concert. Imagine your typical Bob Seger fan, now imagine them absolutely hammered, and trying their best to not topple over while spraying their piss all over the place. About 1 in 10 actually bothered to stop and wash their hands on the way out.

i see youve never been to beaver stadium or the vet.....

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56 minutes ago, BFit said:

 

i see youve never been to beaver stadium or the vet.....

At Udel, you just piss on a wall.

36 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

 

Seriously.  That kid is way too young to drink, let alone have a second empty in front of him.

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7 minutes ago, rambo said:

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That brings back memories. 

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