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7 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

 

...and you only care about yourself.

No, it sounds like YOU only care about yourself.  My concerns don't matter to you, because they're not yours. YOU are the one forcing people to do things.   If YOU are vaccinated, then why are you so afraid of me being unvaccinated for COVID?

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58 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

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Of course I wear a seat belt. Because my risk of dying ***IF I GET IN AN ACCIDENT*** is significant.

My risk of dying ***IF I GET COVID*** is not. 

But your risk of getting in an accident <<<< risk of getting COVID.

And your risk of getting dying while getting in an accident while driving 25 mph is extremely small.  
Your risk of dying IF you get shot in the chest >>>>>>>> your risk of dying IF you get into an accident.   So by your logic, you should be wearing a bulletproof vest everywhere you go.

1 minute ago, IFB DOG said:

No, it sounds like YOU only care about yourself.  My concerns don't matter to you, because they're not yours. YOU are the one forcing people to do things.   If YOU are vaccinated, then why are you so afraid of me being unvaccinated for COVID?

 

I'm not afraid, I just think you're a low-key sociopath.

8 minutes ago, Phillyterp85 said:

But your risk of getting in an accident <<<< risk of getting COVID.

And your risk of getting dying while getting in an accident while driving 25 mph is extremely small.  
Your risk of dying IF you get shot in the chest >>>>>>>> your risk of dying IF you get into an accident.   So by your logic, you should be wearing a bulletproof vest everywhere you go.

Maybe I do?

Maybe I also put my kid in one of these:

Bubble Boy: What Jake Gyllenhaal's controversial box office disaster can  teach us about self-isolation | The Independent | The Independent

 

4 minutes ago, EaglesRocker97 said:

 

I'm not afraid, I just think you're a low-key sociopath.

low-key?

5 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

low-key?

Sorry, shouldn't use diminutive words like "low", "small", or "short" around you. I forgot that they're trigger words. 

3 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

Sorry, shouldn't use diminutive words like "low", "small", or "short" around you. I forgot that they're trigger words. 

You didn't use the word, @EaglesRocker97 did. 

Just when I think there's no way you could get any dumber, you post again.

8 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

You didn't use the word, @EaglesRocker97 did. 

Just when I think there's no way you could get any dumber, you post again.

K big guy. Good job.  

12 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

Maybe I do?

Maybe I also put my kid in one of these:

Bubble Boy: What Jake Gyllenhaal's controversial box office disaster can  teach us about self-isolation | The Independent | The Independent

 

Do they make those big enough for fat kids?

Ok so let’s take this car crash versus covid for a spin, shall we.....

Statistically speaking, a 30 year old healthy male has a 1 in 267,000 chance of dying tomorrow, for ANY reason. If you don’t wear a seat belt on the way to your skydiving appointment, then you’re increasing your chances. If you’ve smoked for 20 years, talk on the cell phone while you drive, drink a 5th of jack on the way, and then plow through 3 lines of bam bam before you ejecto seato cuz yourself out of a moving object, then you increase your chance even more. Add in your inability to wear a simple mask on your face you’ll increase your chances even more. And oh by the way there are other people on the road when you do all of the above, plus the pilot of the plane that might get distracted by a drunken idiot doing lines on his plane and he’ll accidentally fly your stupid arse into the side of a mountain. But hey, it’s your life, right? You wanna live dangerously, who are we to tell you. Oh and when you’re 75 years old that dying any day from anything is like 1 in 47,000.  
 

keep on not being afraid of anything man, and by all means gets that sky dive scheduled.  And please, do it without the chute, because there’s still a .0000001% chance you’ll survive that. 

5 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Do they make them big enough for fat kids?

IDK. One is in the 18th percentile.  There's no question, poor kid looks just like his dad.

The other is in the 90th percentile.  He looks more like his 6'4", 220LB uncle.

1 minute ago, IFB DOG said:

IDK. One is in the 18th percentile.  There's no question, poor kid looks just like his dad.

The other is in the 90th percentile.  He looks more like his 6'4", 220LB uncle.

That's so cool

6 minutes ago, DBW said:

Ok so let’s take this car crash versus covid for a spin, shall we.....

Statistically speaking, a 30 year old healthy male has a 1 in 267,000 chance of dying tomorrow, for ANY reason. If you don’t wear a seat belt on the way to your skydiving appointment, then you’re increasing your chances. If you’ve smoked for 20 years, talk on the cell phone while you drive, drink a 5th of jack on the way, and then plow through 3 lines of bam bam before you ejecto seato cuz yourself out of a moving object, then you increase your chance even more. Add in your inability to wear a simple mask on your face you’ll increase your chances even more. And oh by the way there are other people on the road when you do all of the above, plus the pilot of the plane that might get distracted by a drunken idiot doing lines on his plane and he’ll accidentally fly your dope into the side of a mountain. But hey, it’s your life, right? You wanna live dangerously, who are we to tell you. Oh and when you’re 75 years older that dying any day from anything is like 1 in 47,000.  
 

keep on not being afraid of anything man, and by all means gets that sky dive scheduled.  And please, do it without the chute, because there’s still a .0000001% chance you’ll survive that. 

Don't smoke.

Don't drink.

Wore a mask. 

 

Next questions? 

 

"Live dangerously" :roll: :roll:  ohhh COVID, you dirty dog.  You've scared all these EAGLES FANS into poosay arse Cowgirl fans. 

5 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

That's so cool

Maybe, we can't afford clothes for the 3 year old. He's the smaller kid.

So we just put him next to his chunk of a newborn brother for the time being.  Probably a little warmer. 

47 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said:

Just curious, is this being ascribed to Danzig or is someone saying he’s an ahole who dumps his cart in an empty parking spot?

Ascribed to Danzig

4 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

Don't smoke.

Don't drink.

Wore a mask. 

 

Next questions? 

 

"Live dangerously" :roll: :roll:  ohhh COVID, you dirty dog.  You've scared all these EAGLES FANS into poosay arse Cowgirl fans. 

You don't drink at all? Like never?

3 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

Maybe, we can't afford clothes for the 3 year old. He's the smaller kid.

So we just put him next to his chunk of a newborn brother for the time being.  Probably a little warmer. 

Maybe try being less poor.

8 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

You don't drink at all? Like never?

No. My father was an abusive alcoholic.  Don't even want to get down that path.   I've had beer, I've had liquor, I've had wine, yes.  But it has been at least four years since I've had a drink. Of any kind.

7 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Maybe try being less poor.

Can't, have to use all of our money for insulation. Like hay and newspapers. 

1 minute ago, IFB DOG said:

No. My father was an abusive alcoholic.  Don't even want to get down that path.   I've had beer, I've had liquor, I've had wine, yes.  But it has been at least four years since I've had a drink. Of any kind.

Can't, have to use all of our money for insulation. Like hay and newspapers. 

Sorry to hear about your dad. Good for you avoiding the same issue.

3 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

No. My father was an abusive alcoholic.  Don't even want to get down that path.   I've had beer, I've had liquor, I've had wine, yes.  But it has been at least four years since I've had a drink. Of any kind.

Can't, have to use all of our money for insulation. Like hay and newspapers. 

Bet your grocery bill is really expensive too

8 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Sorry to hear about your dad. Good for you avoiding the same issue.

He's addicted to marathons now, and mom and dad are still together.  So that's good.  

6 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Bet your grocery bill is really expensive too

Fat joke! I see what you did thar! 

36 minutes ago, IFB DOG said:

Don't smoke.

Don't drink.

Wore a mask. 

 

Next questions? 

 

"Live dangerously" :roll: :roll:  ohhh COVID, you dirty dog.  You've scared all these EAGLES FANS into poosay arse Cowgirl fans. 

Do you swim without floaties because you’re a dare devil or because you learned to swim so you don’t drown? Do you have sticky frogs on your tub so you don’t slip and crack your head open?  These are things that can kill you tomorrow and are avoidable with simple easy measures that don’t have any negative side effects. You know, like a vaccine. 

6 minutes ago, DBW said:

Do you swim without floaties because you’re a dare devil or because you learned to swim so you don’t drown? Do you have sticky frogs on your tub so you don’t slip and crack your head open?  These are things that can kill you tomorrow and are avoidable with simple easy measures that don’t have any negative side effects. You know, like a vaccine. 

You have to be prepared for anything these days.  So many things can kill you.  Anytime there is a school shooting, people are quick to point out that more kids die via drowning than in school shootings.  Not in my area.  I am vigilant, and have put an end to rogue swimming pools trying to drown my kid at school.

Who would have thought A thread about a global pandemic could get even more depressing and negative, Now I am afraid to drive, swim or even walk down my stairs <_<

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