July 1, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, vikas83 said: I said to ask any questions you wanted, and I've gotten nothing on: - drugs - hookers - gambling Man...you guys are terrible at this. When on a safari, what is your favorite race of human to hunt?
July 1, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, NOTW said: Interesting places you've traveled? For vacation not just business. I really hate traveling for the most part. My wife went to Cambodia and Thailand and really enjoyed it, but I stayed home. I basically want to go to Maui every single year -- my best friend is from Hawaii, and we go with them and their kids. We are members of a club out there. Lake Como for the honeymoon was great -- we ended up sitting next to Clooney at dinner. Told my wife of all of 10 days that she could take a free shot at trading up. 2 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said: If he made his hookers do Peloton I'm outta here. Ha -- you've given me a hell of an idea.
July 1, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, vikas83 said: I said to ask any questions you wanted, and I've gotten nothing on: - drugs - hookers - gambling Man...you guys are terrible at this. Another one would be stories where you flexed your "F you" money. Like in Batman Begins when Bruce Wayne just bought a hotel on the spot.
July 1, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, vikas83 said: I really hate traveling for the most part. My wife went to Cambodia and Thailand and really enjoyed it, but I stayed home. I basically want to go to Maui every single year -- my best friend is from Hawaii, and we go with them and their kids. We are members of a club out there. Lake Como for the honeymoon was great -- we ended up sitting next to Clooney at dinner. Told my wife of all of 10 days that she could take a free shot at trading up. Take it to the Lia Thomas thread, libtard!
July 1, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, vikas83 said: I really hate traveling for the most part. My wife went to Cambodia and Thailand and really enjoyed it, but I stayed home. I basically want to go to Maui every single year -- my best friend is from Hawaii, and we go with them and their kids. We are members of a club out there. Lake Como for the honeymoon was great -- we ended up sitting next to Clooney at dinner. Told my wife of all of 10 days that she could take a free shot at trading up. Ha -- you've given me a hell of an idea. What a shame. 2 minutes ago, vikas83 said: Ha -- you've given me a hell of an idea. You don't still buy hookers while married?
July 1, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, NOTW said: Another one would be stories where you flexed your "F you" money. Like in Batman Begins when Bruce Wayne just bought a hotel on the spot. Never bought a hotel, but 2 stories come to mind. Not expensive, but just funny: 1. After Super Bowl 52, it was FREEZING in Minneapolis as we got out of the game. And they wouldn't let cabs anywhere near the stadium. So after freezing and walking like 6 blocks, I finally got to a street with cabs. A couple of Pats fans were negotiating with a cabbie -- he wanted $60 to take them to their hotel. I walked up, said I'll give you $100 to take me, and stole the cab. They were yelling in their stupid Boston accents while we drove off. 2. Years ago at a strip club in NYC. There was some smoking hot stripper talking to some idiot and I got tired of waiting. Walked over, handed her $500, and told her to stop wasting her time with broke ass losers. The dude was NOT pleased and started acting like he wanted to fight. Gave the bouncer some money and got him tossed out. I've done that in Vegas clubs too for guys who come to our table and try to pick up girls there -- I have the bouncers just toss 'em out. 4 minutes ago, Paul852 said: What a shame. You don't still buy hookers while married? I'm a good husband.
July 1, 20223 yr 31 minutes ago, paco said: Lb7 PMed me before he posted this pic. In hindsight maybe I should have tried to talk him out of it.
July 1, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, vikas83 said: 2. Years ago at a strip club in NYC. There was some smoking hot stripper talking to some idiot and I got tired of waiting. Walked over, handed her $500, and told her to stop wasting her time with broke ass losers. The dude was NOT pleased and started acting like he wanted to fight. Gave the bouncer some money and got him tossed out. I've done that in Vegas clubs too for guys who come to our table and try to pick up girls there -- I have the bouncers just toss 'em out.
July 1, 20223 yr While drunk, I once tipped a cocktail waitress with a $500 chip while playing blackjack. My friends never let me forget that.
July 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, vikas83 said: What would you like to know? I won't be giving my real name or address. EDIT: though I'm guessing my real name wouldn't be that difficult to ascertain based on the details I have given to date. You're safe. No one can spell Nahassapassah... just Moe.
July 1, 20223 yr 44 minutes ago, DrPhilly said: you're a great wife dude, in the kitchen anyway Nah, my wife is a great wife. She can't cook for ish though. All those white people don't season their food memes and jokes? All her fault.
July 1, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Paul852 said: I hope that means no It does. I have friends who are single/unfaithful, so I get to see the negotiating in real time. Comedy. EDIT: nothing better than the panicked call at 3am to borrow thousands of dollars…
July 1, 20223 yr 36 minutes ago, vikas83 said: While drunk, I once tipped a cocktail waitress with a $500 chip while playing blackjack. My friends never let me forget that. I hear you. One time at a jersey bar I had a few too many, so coupled with my bad reading vision I accidently tipped 30% instead of 20%. Good thing schmoopie caught me and fixed it before the bartender came back to pick up the tab.
July 1, 20223 yr 41 minutes ago, vikas83 said: It does. I have friends who are single/unfaithful, so I get to see the negotiating in real time. Comedy. EDIT: nothing better than the panicked call at 3am to borrow thousands of dollars… Do "Eyes Wide Shut"-esque rich people mask orgies count as cheating?
July 1, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, DEagle7 said: Do "Eyes Wide Shut"-esque rich people mask orgies count as cheating? That’s not something I have ever been invited to, and no, I wouldn’t go.
July 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, vikas83 said: I said to ask any questions you wanted, and I've gotten nothing on: - drugs - hookers - gambling Man...you guys are terrible at this. Most hookers at once? 54 minutes ago, vikas83 said: It does. I have friends who are single/unfaithful, so I get to see the negotiating in real time. Comedy. EDIT: nothing better than the panicked call at 3am to borrow thousands of dollars… Been there, sadly getting the call that is
July 1, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, ToastJenkins said: Most hookers at once? Been there, sadly getting the call that is With the nee apps, guys have asked me to Venmo it for them a couple times. I’m like dude, I’m not trying to be Matt Gaetz here…
July 1, 20223 yr "Gimme all your hundreds” is a running joke in our group. The main culprit is loaded but no matter how much he brings its never enough…
July 1, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, ToastJenkins said: "Gimme all your hundreds” is a running joke in our group. The main culprit is loaded but no matter how much he brings its never enough… "Dude - what’s your ATM withdrawal limit” is a bad question to hear at 3am.
July 1, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, vikas83 said: With the nee apps, guys have asked me to Venmo it for them a couple times. I’m like dude, I’m not trying to be Matt Gaetz here… No venmo. I am randy moss man. Straight cash homie
July 1, 20223 yr Just now, ToastJenkins said: No venmo. I am randy moss man. Straight cash homie I deleted it off my phone. Waaaaaay too dangerous.
July 1, 20223 yr @NOTW Spent a week in Rio years ago before getting married. That was…if you’re not married, get to Brazil.
July 1, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, vikas83 said: I deleted it off my phone. Waaaaaay too dangerous. I will hide my bankroll in multiple spots. Those effers would grab it all if they could
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