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Official Philadelphia Phillies Thread - Still can't hit for crap

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6 hours ago, DrPhilly said:

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again

Tbh beating the reds today would be good in terms of tiebreakers for the playoffs. Currently we don’t own any. Dbacks, cubs own the tiebreaker over us. Both currently ahead of us and cincy is tied with us. Also about to play a 12 game stretch against Cleveland, SD, LA and Sd. Hoping we make it thru that at 6-6. Cause after that the schedule in June isn’t as daunting except for a trip to Milwaukee

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15 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Tbh beating the reds today would be good in terms of tiebreakers for the playoffs. Currently we don’t own any. Dbacks, cubs own the tiebreaker over us. Both currently ahead of us and cincy is tied with us. Also about to play a 12 game stretch against Cleveland, SD, LA and Sd. Hoping we make it thru that at 6-6. Cause after that the schedule in June isn’t as daunting except for a trip to Milwaukee

Ok, for fun let's set the over/bar for Nola in terms of whether it is a good outing or not. I'm saying 5 innnings and 3 runs is the breakpoint. If he goes 6 and gives up 3 it is an ok outing. If he goes 5 and gives up 2 it is ok. 4 and 3 is no good and neither is 6 and 4. Something like that.

6 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Ok, for fun let's set the over/bar for Nola in terms of whether it is a good outing or not. I'm saying 5 innnings and 3 runs is the breakpoint. If he goes 6 and gives up 3 it is an ok outing. If he goes 5 and gives up 2 it is ok. 4 and 3 is no good and neither is 6 and 4. Something like that.

Agreed, I'd like to see at least 5 innings and 3 or less runs basically every time out. For him that would be like an all star level performance given how much he's sucked the past 2 years.

7 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Ok, for fun let's set the over/bar for Nola in terms of whether it is a good outing or not. I'm saying 5 innnings and 3 runs is the breakpoint. If he goes 6 and gives up 3 it is an ok outing. If he goes 5 and gives up 2 it is ok. 4 and 3 is no good and neither is 6 and 4. Something like that.

I’m hoping he gets to the 6th inning. He hasn’t gotten thru the 5th in 4 of last 5 starts. This reds offense is a mediocre to below average offense. He should be able to go at least 5 and give up only 3 or less.

Schwarber out again? Hope its not serious

14 minutes ago, John Blutarski said:

Schwarber out again? Hope its not serious

He got the flu from elmo

1 minute ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

He got the flu from elmo

He needs to stay on pace for 60+ Schwarbombs!

Of course Nola is already at our 3 run threshold in the 2nd inning lol

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3 minutes ago, John Blutarski said:

He needs to stay on pace for 60+ Schwarbombs!

The streets got to him… Sesame Street

5 hours ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

He should be able to go at least 5 and give up only 3 or less.

Well, he's gonna have to lock in

5 hours ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

I’m hoping he gets to the 6th inning. He hasn’t gotten thru the 5th in 4 of last 5 starts. This reds offense is a mediocre to below average offense. He should be able to go at least 5 and give up only 3 or less.

Maybe 5 years ago

3 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Well, he's gonna have to lock in

Just now, Joe Shades 73 said:

Maybe 5 years ago

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New name for Otto Kemp is now Auto-out Kemp

I do wonder if Nola feels bad about signing a big contract like that and sucking ass every game or if he's just like F it I got my money

At least we scored cause we don’t have a hit

Just now, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

At least we scored cause we don’t have a hit

Fastest reverse jinx ever

Anyone know what "illness" Schwarber has that's caused him to miss 3 games?

5 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Anyone know what "illness" Schwarber has that's caused him to miss 3 games?

Elmo hand puppet disease

5 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Elmo hand puppet disease

Sounds bad

6 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Sounds bad

Get it when a hand goes up a puppet’s butt and then shake hands with someone. Rash, bad cough and fever

5 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Get it when a hand goes up a puppet’s butt and then shake hands with someone. Rash, bad cough and fever

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2 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

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Live footage of schwarber

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Kemp hitting 0.080 and can't catch either. Get him outta here DD, you bum.

5 innings 4 ER for Nola. Fail.

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