Who had Alec Bohm on their bingo card for offense outburst today?

Nola is the worst pitcher

No surprise if they lose the series to this absolute garbage team

Castellanos is so slow he looks like he's running in concrete

Back from the hospital with a kidney stone and get to see this

Go eagles F this team

Just now, John Blutarski said:

Castellanos is so slow he looks like he's running in concrete

I think he may actually be made of concrete

Just now, RoadToHell said:

Go eagles F this team

They lost

Nola is garbage. The good news is that Dombrowski signed him through 2030.

3 minutes ago, John Blutarski said:

Nola is garbage. The good news is that Dombrowski signed him through 2030.

The moment they signed him to a 7 year contract you knew it was a mistake. No other team was remotely giving him that type of contract.

Odds the Phillies offense doesn’t do anything the rest of the game now?

10 minutes ago, John Blutarski said:

Nola is garbage. The good news is that Dombrowski signed him through 2030.

We all know pitchers get better with age, relax

6 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Odds the Phillies offense doesn’t do anything the rest of the game now?

1000%

Kevin Frandsen sucks

5 minutes ago, RoadToHell said:

1000%

Nice reverse jinx

Dombrowski is a moron

17 minutes ago, John Blutarski said:

Dombrowski is a moron

Part of me would laugh if they just completely unraveled and missed the playoffs. The other part angry as i know Dombrowski will blame the wheeler injury when realistically his shot offseason and traded deadlines of 2023 and 2024 have doomed them even with wheeler

I wanna say Castellanos is back but then again it’s the crappy ass nationals so

Need to close this one out and end the roadtrip 6-4 and still 5 games ahead (or maybe 6). I would have taken that for sure before we played the 1st game in Texas.

3 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Need to close this one out and end the roadtrip 6-4 and still 5 games ahead (or maybe 6). I would have taken that for sure before we played the 1st game in Texas.

Yeah..but that was before Nola became Luzardo and Wheeler being diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer.........fortunately Duran didn't need his leg amputated.

Franzen got chubby and lol Nola

Credit to lazar outside of the white Sox disaster he’s actually been really good the last month

15 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Credit to lazar outside of the white Sox disaster he’s actually been really good the last month

Reverse jinx in a bad way

Forced Duran to come in on that ankle. So weak.