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13 hours ago, NOTW said:

I think that this is @hputenis favorite snack.

4 hours ago, LacesOut said:

I think that this is @hputenis favorite snack.

I think they snuck into my bedroom and made a 3D replica. I’m suing for copyright infringement!

15 hours ago, hputenis said:

I think they snuck into my bedroom and made a 3D replica. I’m suing for copyright infringement!

I bet you and @Godfather got together this weekend wearing your leotards to watch Wrestlemania, then you crammed the buffalo sabre pretzel up your arse and let him eat it all the way down to your brown eye. Afterwards, you painted each other's faces like Gold Dust.

Now THERE'S a mental picture I truly didn't want. @mikemack8 Thanks..... I hope they hunt you down and make you do cleanup with a used tissue.

8 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

I bet you and @Godfather got together this weekend wearing your leotards to watch Wrestlemania, then you crammed the buffalo sabre pretzel up your arse and let him eat it all the way down to your brown eye. Afterwards, you painted each other's faces like Gold Dust.

Don't be mad you're not invited hillbilly Yokozuna

@Godfather where have you been lately? I rarely see you up in this ish hole. Too busy to hang with us degenerates and losers?? Ya copping an attytude? Think you're better than us screw ups?? 🤓🤓

9 hours ago, LacesOut said:

@Godfather where have you been lately? I rarely see you up in this ish hole. Too busy to hang with us degenerates and losers?? Ya copping an attytude? Think you're better than us screw ups?? 🤓🤓

sit down and shut up, ahole. he is.

sorry, Godfather but the kid's off his meds. Good to see you.

5 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

sit down and shut up, ahole. he is.

sorry, Godfather but the kid's off his meds. Good to see you.

You are always mean to me!!! 🥰💊

I'd recommend that you be more gentle, kind, respectful, and friendly. 😀😋😊

16 hours ago, LacesOut said:

@Godfather where have you been lately? I rarely see you up in this ish hole. Too busy to hang with us degenerates and losers?? Ya copping an attytude? Think you're better than us screw ups?? 🤓🤓

I've been here dawg. It's fn draft week. WR first rd

7 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

sit down and shut up, ahole. he is.

sorry, Godfather but the kid's off his meds. Good to see you.

Appreciate it. Marlboro and a burboun?

31 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Appreciate it. Marlboro and a burboun?

i'm a tequila man. lost my first car to whiskey.

1 hour ago, LacesOut said:

You are always mean to me!!! 🥰💊

I'd recommend that you be more gentle, kind, respectful, and friendly. 😀😋😊

i highly recommend resigning here and joining a canadian football team's MB. i hear the bobcaygeon doilies are making a proper run for the gray cup this year.

6 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

I lost my first car to whiskey.

And your first 4 wives. 🫣🫣

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52 minutes ago, LacesOut said:

And your first 4 wives. 🫣🫣

Oh snap.

13 hours ago, LacesOut said:

And your first 4 wives. 🫣🫣

f me, good one.

On 4/20/2026 at 11:33 AM, Steve 17 said:

Now THERE'S a mental picture I truly didn't want. @mikemack8 Thanks..... I hope they hunt you down and make you do cleanup with a used tissue.

Well now here's another. Anal goring. But just a typical weekend for WU

12 minutes ago, NOTW said:

Was he able to find his coffin in a unit?

50 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Was he able to find his coffin in a unit?

i've found my unit in a coffin.

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That coffin is worth a $20 bill. Put it in a storage unit and auction it off.

19 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

i've found my unit in a coffin.

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I actually found your unit in my dead Grandmother's mouth 8 days ago. 

2 hours ago, LacesOut said:

I actually found your unit in my dead Grandmother's mouth 8 days ago. 

I think you mean 8 decades.

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This entertains me.

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