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51 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

It's OK Paul -- you can admit kids are annoying AF

Yesterday while waiting at a food truck, baby girl decided to start shoving her hair in my mouth as I was holding her.  When she got bored with that game she switched to giving me a mandible claw as if she was Mankind.  

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These are the precious memories you are missing out on.

My true happiness comes from movies about torture, decapitation, gruesome murders, and anything that has my wife questioning whether or not there really is something wrong with me.  @Shepard Wong 

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Just now, Paul852 said:

But I'm sure it was a damn good work day!

Doing shots at 2am in your office is...interesting. I woke up under my desk when senior bankers were showing up at 8am. 

45 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

strip clubs are terrible

FYP

4 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

I have nicer versions of both of those than you. 

Go back to your shanty.

Your battery backup is probably bigger too.

1 minute ago, hputenis said:

My true happiness comes from movies about torture, decapitation, gruesome murders, and anything that has my wife questioning whether or not there really is something wrong with me.  @Shepard Wong 

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34 minutes ago, NOTW said:

 

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Yes! I made the meme! Now my day is the happiest!

2 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

Yes! I made the meme! Now my day is the happiest!

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I also find true happiness in my post count.  6.9K.  In other words, 69 interrupted with a period in the middle!  

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4 minutes ago, hputenis said:

I also find true happiness in my post count.  6.9K.  In other words, 69 interrupted with a period in the middle!  

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Look at my member number. Rich guy wins again...

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internet c*ck fights are the best. 

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33 minutes ago, DiPros said:

What is it?  I didn't see it.

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3 hours ago, hputenis said:

The fact that you attempt to project your happiness to everyone in almost all of your posts is a sign of "one-upping," which is also an indication that deep down your are probably depressed.  After a hard week of work, and @vikas83 is cruising down the Bel-Air strip in his porshe and expensive polo on the way to the champagne room at an exclusive strip club to snort the finest blow off the biggest tiddies in Cali, you should probably save your wife's money for therapy sessions.  

Are you insane? 

No way Vikas wears a polo to a strip club.

3 hours ago, vikas83 said:

LA strip clubs don't serve alcohol

 

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3 hours ago, Boogyman said:

My son is only a couple months away.

I have two years. Figuring out my midlife crisis car so I can hand the commuter vehicle to the kid.

5 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I have two years. Figuring out my midlife crisis car so I can hand the commuter vehicle to the kid.

Ask @paco. Seems he's already there.

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4 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I have two years. Figuring out my midlife crisis car so I can hand the commuter vehicle to the kid.

As long as he's here he can use our cars, we very rarely use both at the same time. 

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10 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Are you insane? 

No way Vikas wears a polo to a strip club.

Especially if he's performing, then it's tassels and a G string.

Just now, Boogyman said:

As long as he's here he can use our cars, we very rarely use both at the same time since I don't work

FYP

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Just now, Paul852 said:

FYP

Yes. I gotta say, not matter how many times you type that it still makes me smile.

2 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Yes. I gotta say, not matter how many times you type that it still makes me smile.

:lol: In all seriousness, I don't even judge your lifestyle even a little bit.

3 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Yes. I gotta say, not matter how many times you type that it still makes me smile.

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