6 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

Oh no! We might find out that Goedert rested! What will we do?

 

By the way if anything actually hinders him while Higbee plays after being hospitalized with a chest injury spitting up blood.... that's all time softness embiid level. 

 

8 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

Bruised palm from all those stiff arms. He'll be fine.

2 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

 

 Should’ve used the hand sanitizer after the stiff arm. 

8 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

 

1 hour ago, Diehardfan said:

Yeah, he needs to be focused on the Rams. The interview better be in Philly. 

Pretty sure active coaches can only interview virtually. Or at the worst, interested teams must travel. The wanted coach doesn’t travel. 

20 minutes ago, NCiggles said:

Make sure to wave to us.  Also bring your "I'm Hazleton Eagle" sign.  

I'm thinking of organizing a hurts roast. 11:30 on the corner outside of Xfinity.

20 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Totally agree.  It absolutely trumps chocolate in my opinion.  Maybe we should change the expression.  Instead of "vanilla offense," we can call it " @mikemack8 offense."  

Chocolate is so much better than vanilla. Vanilla is for the gheys like you 

24 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

 

Hopefully he doesn’t have what I got on New Years Day…I’m only feeling better these last couple days.  It was 8-10 days of hell

3 hours ago, Iggles_Phan said:

Oh, I hope it is!

He'll have Shadur come out and say he wont sign with anyone else

2 minutes ago, McMVP said:

Hopefully he doesn’t have what I got on New Years Day…I’m only feeling better these last couple days.  It was 8-10 days of hell

That time of year. My wife had COVID all last weekend. I felt it coming yesterday but surprisingly weak for me so far. 

7 minutes ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Chocolate is so much better than vanilla. Vanilla is for the gheys like you 

This is either you on Saturday nights inhaling a gallon of turkey hill or divebombing your boyfriend's butthole.  Either way - picture's the same.  

49 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

Oh no! We might find out that Goedert rested! What will we do?

 

By the way if anything actually hinders him while Higbee plays after being hospitalized with a chest injury spitting up blood.... that's all time softness embiid level. 

Easy now.  The guy was a one man wrecking crew last weekend. 
 

 

45 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

 

@HazletonEagle is Dallas Goedert; we just don't know yet if he's puking Kelly Green or Midnight Green

29 minutes ago, hputenis said:

This is either you on Saturday nights inhaling a gallon of turkey hill or divebombing your boyfriend's butthole.  Either way - picture's the same.  

I’m sure you’d love to watch that while eating your precious vanilla and rainbow sprinkles

1 minute ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

I’m sure you’d love to watch that while eating your precious vanilla and rainbow sprinkles

They're called jimmies.  Get it right sheet stain!!  

 

@paco

He did it! MVP! MVP! MVP!

1 hour ago, HazletonEagle said:

I just got my tickets for the game.  Anyone know when is the earliest I can get in to the Phillies lot? I know they change things up for playoff games and open up earlier. 

Depends on the lot.  Weekend day, playoff game,  3pm kickoff... some lots will open at 5am. Others 8am. Closest to the stadium by 10am

17 minutes ago, hputenis said:

They're called jimmies.  Get it right sheet stain!!  

No that’s what got stuck in your bum when @Godfather pulled out too quick

1 hour ago, NCiggles said:

I like vanilla.  It's underrated.  

On it's own? Eh. With chocolate sauce...yep. Chocolate doesn't need anything to make it better

 

13 minutes ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

No that’s what got stuck in your bum when @Godfather pulled out too quick

Join the crowd.  My proctologist is gonna be able to retire if I ever go back.  👀

25 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

 

@paco

For the last time, stop stalking me you psycho. 

I hate stats like this. Once these narratives start, the Eagles are never on the right side of them. Seems like every situation where a team has never done this or a player has never done that, always finds a way to be done against the Eagles. These are just stats, so it's a little bit different than saying Stafford has never won in the rain or snow, but I still hate it.

 

 

I just realized I have to travel during the NFCCG