6 hours ago, Boogyman said:

Like 3 months ago my wife bought a pair of those and wore them to bed....I was high and laughed so hard I almost peed myself

What was the movie where someone said something similar (Billy Madison?) and then some other character says "Almost?!"

3 minutes ago, NOTW said:

What was the movie where someone said something similar (Billy Madison?) and then some other character says "Almost?!"

Fine. I had a few drips before I was able to squeeze it off.

1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

Fine. I had a few drips before I was able to squeeze it off.

You know where this is going. And normally that would too, but I'm adding stuff that won't apply lol. I googled and figure it out. It was the movie Dirty Work (1998) with Norm Macdonald.

Homeless Guy: And then when you jumped on that security guard's back and you were yelling in his ear, "The CIA put a chip in my brain!" I was laughing so hard, I almost crap my pants.

Homeless Guy: [grinning] Almost!

[They do a high-five]

7 hours ago, iladelphxx said:

Impossible. A little dweeb on here once told me we know 99% of everything there is to know about physics

2 hours ago, NOTW said:

You know where this is going. And normally that would too, but I'm adding stuff that won't apply lol. I googled and figure it out. It was the movie Dirty Work (1998) with Norm Macdonald.

Homeless Guy: And then when you jumped on that security guard's back and you were yelling in his ear, "The CIA put a chip in my brain!" I was laughing so hard, I almost crap my pants.

Homeless Guy: [grinning] Almost!

[They do a high-five]

Oh

2 hours ago, NOTW said:

You know where this is going. And normally that would too, but I'm adding stuff that won't apply lol. I googled and figure it out. It was the movie Dirty Work (1998) with Norm Macdonald.

Homeless Guy: And then when you jumped on that security guard's back and you were yelling in his ear, "The CIA put a chip in my brain!" I was laughing so hard, I almost crap my pants.

Homeless Guy: [grinning] Almost!

[They do a high-five]

Pretty sure the one homeless guy in that movie was the high school principal who did the quiz game at the end of Billy Madison.

1 hour ago, NOTW said:

When I lived in my apartment above the bar, I used to ride my bike down to the river near by with a fold up chair, blue tooth speaker and a tumbler of some kind of mixed drink. I'd sit there half in the water singing old country music by myself.

That was my happy place...

40 minutes ago, paco said:

Pretty sure the one homeless guy in that movie was the high school principal who did the quiz game at the end of Billy Madison.

Correct

4 hours ago, paco said:

Pretty sure the one homeless guy in that movie was the high school principal who did the quiz game at the end of Billy Madison.

That's James Downey. He wrote for SNL for decades. One of the funniest guys behind the scenes.

16 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

That's James Downey. He wrote for SNL for decades. One of the funniest guys behind the scenes.