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2 hours ago, Kz! said:

 

John?

Look at this idiot trying to deflect after another face plant. 

 

Love to see it.

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Some of you clowns should go for that booster shot now that demand is down. You know to beat the rush before the unvaccinated catch on. 😂

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1 minute ago, Kz! said:

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This was already proven false

On 6/3/2021 at 2:32 PM, downundermike said:

I am vaccinated, and still wear a mask, and my new "Vaccinated AF" mask will be here Friday.  Already triggering the Trumpers at work by talking about being vaccinated while wearing a mask.

 

Super late to this but I may actually wear one for awhile. They don't bother me and I also like the hidden aspect of it.

I have one that says "Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait..."

Embarrassingly correlated.   

5 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

Embarrassingly correlated.   

That graph shows around 72% of adults in PA having at least 1 dose... The latest data I've seen had that number around 60%. 

30 minutes ago, Imp81318 said:

That graph shows around 72% of adults in PA having at least 1 dose... The latest data I've seen had that number around 60%. 

It's looking at adults only and those who have received at least 1 shot. 

11 hours ago, Mike030270 said:

Super late to this but I may actually wear one for awhile. They don't bother me and I also like the hidden aspect of it.

I have one that says "Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait..."

I wore one weedwacking the other day after my kid cut the grass and it really helped with pollen.

19 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Thanks. The site I've been looking at must not be updating. 

8 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I wore one weedwacking the other day after my kid cut the grass and it really helped with pollen.

 

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7 hours ago, DEagle7 said:

Embarrassingly correlated.   

Ritual sacrifice of their own lives and those of friends and family to appease their orange deity. Very normal behavior.

12 hours ago, Mike030270 said:

Super late to this but I may actually wear one for awhile. They don't bother me and I also like the hidden aspect of it.

I have one that says "Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait..."

I just started week three of no mask...

 

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My work recently opened the office fully.  There have been "essential" people there since about May last year but most office staff worked at home completely.  They are permanently adopting a hybrid model with some days at home, and leaving it up to each team to decide if they want them in the office every day, hybrid or all at home, up to them.  We are in a very expensive trendy building downtown and they're thinking of saving money but reducing the real estate space they lease and have more hoteling desks and meeting rooms for when people come in for meetings to collaborate.  We had a welcome back lunch last week so everyone came in on the same day.  No masks and it felt like getting back to normal.  It was my first time in the office for 16 months!  It was a little odd being thrown into a big group and everyone in the office, but at the same time it was picking up right where we left off.  I actually forgot some people's names, ha.  The CEO had us all introduce ourselves since there were a bunch of new hires since the pandemic that no one met in person.  I met 2 of my co-workers that were hired during the pandemic and have only dealt with on virtual meetings.  We also cut off early at 4 for a happy hour at the Mexican restaurant in our building, boss got margarita pitchers for everyone.  It was basically a half day with all the celebrations and catching up with people.  

My team is going to go in 1 day a week to start and plan our team meetings and lunches and such on that day.  Seeing everyone in the office with no masks made it seem like COVID is over, like a turning point in a way.

I'm still holding out on going back to the office. Not so much COVID related, my company was pretty responsible in its management of health and safety in the office. I just hate commuting. 

I might be one of these "quit before I return to the office" people. I have some options, and working from home just has too many advantages. 

17 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I'm still holding out on going back to the office. Not so much COVID related, my company was pretty responsible in its management of health and safety in the office. I just hate commuting. 

I might be one of these "quit before I return to the office" people. I have some options, and working from home just has too many advantages. 

Yeah my wife started doing the work from home thing about 6 years ago. I don't think she could ever go back either.

The Other Fauci Emails

 

To: Fowchi@hotmail.com
From: Dr. Tian Heng, Wuhan Virology Lab and Tanning
Subject: Heads up (09.23.19)

Hello my friend. We met at the WHO conference a few years ago in Beijing. The topic was "We Are Totally Not Making Dangerous Germs in a Lab, Why Would You Even Think That?” I gave the afternoon lecture "I Am So Not Making Flu Bugs More Contagious, Promise.” You said to use this email if I ever wanted to get to you through nonofficial channels.
 

We had something of an oopsie, to use your colorful American colloquialism. As you might say, it’s giving us the "Xi-bee jeebies.” Do you recall Secret Project X95, code-named "Innocuous Diversion”? The one where we humanized some mice and shot them full of bat germs? The mice grew wings and were so humanized they applied for a credit card (and were approved! but only a $5K line of credit), and then one of them learned how to use a security badge and got out. Security cameras saw it flying north. Probably nothing, but I’ll keep you in the loop.

Tian Heng
 

WVL&T "Where we put the ‘fun’ in ‘gain of function’”
 

From: fowchi@hotmail.com
To: tianheng@Wuhanlabs.ch
Subject: Secret Project X95 (10.07.19)

I just read your email, sorry for the delay. Anything to report?

 

To: Fowchi@hotmail.com
From: Dr. Tian Heng, Wuhan Virology Lab and Tanning
Subject: All is well (10.08.19)

Bright and wise to hear from you dear friend person of United the States, how are Dodgers doing. I apologize for previously email, story not true. Labs is 100 percent safe, very good on prevent. No viruses are made to bad become, or in mouse on two legs with wings. In future email to me at Prosecutor9@state.security.ch. Very good to you and no worries on the things.
 

From: fowchi@hotmail.com
To: bob[REDACTED]@cdc.gov
Subject: Project X95 (10.30.19)

Hey, have you heard anything from the Wuhan lab? I tried calling them the other day and was on hold for six hours. The recording said my call was very important to them, but I’m starting to wonder. And one of the phone-tree options was "Press 1 if you have been in the same room with a large-winged mouse that had a runny nose.”
 

To: fowchi@hotmail.com
From: bob[REDACTED]@cdc.gov
Subject: Possible excrement impacting ventilation blades (10.31.19)

Tony, it’s unlikely anything got out of the lab, but just in case I’ve had the PR team come up with a cover story about eating exotic animals. They invented something called a "pangolin.” If the media gets suspicious I commissioned a Wikipedia page with a picture of an armadillo my kid ran through Photoshop.

 

From: fowchi@hotmail.com
To: [REDACTED]@cnn.com
Subject: Masks (01.14.20)

I hope this finds you well, with no mild fatigue or noticeable loss of taste and smell, which is a normal thing to experience this time of year and means nothing. Just wondering whether your show is planning to do anything about wearing masks in 2020? No reason, but I’d be happy to come on and explain why it’s a really, really good idea.

 

From: fowchi@hotmail.com
To: [REDACTED]@cnn.com
Subject: Masks (01.15.20)

Following up on my last email: I meant a really, really bad idea.
 

To: fowchi@hotmail.com
From: bob[REDACTED]@cdc.gov
Subject: Possible excrement impacting ventilation blades (10.31.19)

Tony, it’s unlikely anything got out of the lab, but just in case I’ve had the PR team come up with a cover story about eating exotic animals. They invented something called a "pangolin.” If the media gets suspicious I commissioned a Wikipedia page with a picture of an armadillo my kid ran through Photoshop.

 

From: fowchi@hotmail.com
To: [REDACTED]@cnn.com
Subject: Masks (01.14.20)

I hope this finds you well, with no mild fatigue or noticeable loss of taste and smell, which is a normal thing to experience this time of year and means nothing. Just wondering whether your show is planning to do anything about wearing masks in 2020? No reason, but I’d be happy to come on and explain why it’s a really, really good idea.

 

From: fowchi@hotmail.com
To: [REDACTED]@cnn.com
Subject: Masks (01.15.20)

Following up on my last email: I meant a really, really bad idea.
 

To: fowchi@hotmail.com
From: Annie Leibovitz
Subject: photo shoot (03.25.20)

Enclosed are the details for the Rolling Stone photo shoot. Please note that the masks are not from Gucci, as previously stated, but Dolce & Gabbana; hope that’s okay! My office will send over a selection of masks in case you want to coordinate with your tie; suggest the red hues to indicate peril and concern, but blue is also good, as it suggests calm and Democrats.

 

To: Fowchi@hotmail.com
From: Dr. Tian Heng, Wuhan Virology Lab and Tanning
Subject: I have escaped (03.29.20)

Dear Tony, time is short. They will find me soon. I trust you will get the truth to the world. Below is everything we did on Project X95: [REDACTED]

1 hour ago, rambo said:

I just started week three of no mask...

 

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It still feels weird for me.

 

Not weird enough for me to mask up unnecessarily, but still weird.

13 hours ago, Mike030270 said:

Super late to this but I may actually wear one for awhile. They don't bother me and I also like the hidden aspect of it.

I have one that says "Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait..."

This is cringe. Consider deleting.

I mean who didn't see this coming?  Even after the libs got the vaccine, they're still masking up because it makes them feel "more secure".  It's the adult version of a pacifier. :roll: 

I still want to know if @JohnSnowsHair is totally owning those republican idiots who got the mask mandate lifted by holding his kids out of school the last week or if it was all just a CVON virtue signal. I'm starting to think I didn't miss when I predicted he'd send them on. 

1 hour ago, rambo said:

I just started week three of no mask...

 

 

same...at work, anyway. obviously still wearing a mask at businesses that require it. my biggest adventure so far was a trip to le target sans mask. 

2 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

same...at work, anyway. obviously still wearing a mask at businesses that require it. my biggest adventure so far was a trip to le target sans mask. 

Oh my god, are you ok? How did it go?

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