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F'n legend

On 3/2/2026 at 10:59 AM, hputenis said:

You just like to plie around your trailer dressed like Dynamo, don't you Dic Dawson!!??

You might not believe it, but the actor that played him died of heart failure at 34. Who would have guessed.

2 hours ago, paco said:

You might not believe it, but the actor that played him died of heart failure at 34. Who would have guessed.

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Not really movie related, but Bruce Campbell announced he’s dealing with a cancer that is treatable but not curable. Doesn’t mention what it is. I’m a big fan and hope the best for him. Lately it seems like a lot of actors or personalities are telling us about their diagnosis to bring to light the ravages of cancer. I get it but at the same time I see all the friends and family that had to fight the fight to its inevitable course. I fing hate cancer, but if one more celebrity can shine a light on it and get us closer to a cure, I applaud them. FYI it was President Biden that wanted a cure as powerfully funded as the Apollo moon mission. Hey, said my peace. God bless.

On 3/2/2026 at 3:23 PM, mikemack8 said:

F'n legend

I can’t get over how hilarious he is in Shrinking. Maybe he would have been typecasted if he did it sooner in his career because of his massive success in Star Wars and Indiana Jones, but I feel like Hollywood missed out a little on his comedic ability.

Anyone see housemaid?

On 3/6/2026 at 6:30 PM, Godfather said:

Anyone see housemaid?

Yeah, got dragged to it, and decided to go take a leak right before the massive nude scene.

One of the top five worst timings of my life.

Other than that, I mean, it is what it is. Sweeney can't act for ish. It's chick Hitchcock. A highbrow Lifetime movie, if you will.

17 hours ago, Bill said:

Yeah, got dragged to it, and decided to go take a leak right before the massive nude scene.

One of the top five worst timings of my life.

Other than that, I mean, it is what it is. Sweeney can't act for ish. It's chick Hitchcock. A highbrow Lifetime movie, if you will.

Accurate. I saw it in theaters because my wife wanted to. When she asked how I liked it I said it was a rich man’s lifetime movie.

18 hours ago, Bill said:

Yeah, got dragged to it, and decided to go take a leak right before the massive nude scene.

One of the top five worst timings of my life.

Other than that, I mean, it is what it is. Sweeney can't act for ish. It's chick Hitchcock. A highbrow Lifetime movie, if you will.

You can't fap in the movie theater Bill, don't be so dramatic.

11 hours ago, dawkins4prez said:

You can't fap in the movie theater

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Assuming the nude scene was Sweeney, I think everyone's seen it by now anyway lol

5 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

Assuming the nude scene was Sweeney, I think everyone's seen it by now anyway lol

I don't really remember a massive nude scene. They had some side boob with nip but I've seen Sweeney a lot more in Voyeurs

Omg. @NOTW and @paco . While we’re on topic, I present to you the movie Butt Boy! Here’s the plot:

"Detective Fox loves work and alcohol. After going to AA, his sponsor, Chip, becomes the main suspect in his investigation of a missing kid. Fox also starts to believe that people are disappearing up Chip's butt.”

Spoiler

This movie took me 4 days to finish. I figured it wasn’t my wife’s cup of tea. Last night she was reading her book and she looked up and asked wtf I was watching and I told her. Luckily we were at the 30 minute scene where the detective, his son from 8 years prior that disappeared into Chip’s butt, and an Asian kid were all inside of Chip’s butthole trying to survive.

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6 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Omg. @NOTW and @paco . While we’re on topic, I present to you the movie Butt Boy! Here’s the plot:

"Detective Fox loves work and alcohol. After going to AA, his sponsor, Chip, becomes the main suspect in his investigation of a missing kid. Fox also starts to believe that people are disappearing up Chip's butt.”

Spoiler

This movie took me 4 days to finish. I figured it wasn’t my wife’s cup of tea. Last night she was reading her book and she looked up and asked wtf I was watching and I told her. Luckily we were at the 30 minute scene where the detective, his son from 8 years prior that disappeared into Chip’s butt, and an Asian kid were all inside of Chip’s butthole trying to survive.

Thank you for thinking of me.

7 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Omg. @NOTW and @paco . While we’re on topic, I present to you the movie Butt Boy! Here’s the plot:

"Detective Fox loves work and alcohol. After going to AA, his sponsor, Chip, becomes the main suspect in his investigation of a missing kid. Fox also starts to believe that people are disappearing up Chip's butt.”

Spoiler

This movie took me 4 days to finish. I figured it wasn’t my wife’s cup of tea. Last night she was reading her book and she looked up and asked wtf I was watching and I told her. Luckily we were at the 30 minute scene where the detective, his son from 8 years prior that disappeared into Chip’s butt, and an Asian kid were all inside of Chip’s butthole trying to survive.

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Admit it. You stumbled on that movie searching for a different kind of butt boy.

NTTAWWT

7 hours ago, NOTW said:

Admit it. You stumbled on that movie searching for a different kind of butt boy.

NTTAWWT

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On 3/16/2026 at 3:31 PM, The_Omega said:

Lebron B. James could never.

Stephen Colbert co-writing, ugh. I know he's a huge fan but come on.

2 hours ago, NOTW said:

Stephen Colbert co-writing, ugh. I know he's a huge fan but come on.

Project Hail Mary is pretty good

2 hours ago, Mat said:

Project Hail Mary is pretty good

TLDR

5 hours ago, hputenis said:

TLDR

PHM goood

Better?

Sirat was the movie of the year. Blows Sinners and OBAA out of the water. Not for the feint of heart.

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