I forgot this thing started at 5

Let’s cut the malarkey and do a redo at a normal time 

Did I win?

Blackout drunk poolside.

But I'll still finish Top 3

My daughter had an uncanny ability to reach over and smash my laptop keyboard with less than 10 seconds to my next pick.  Unnecessary heart attack at least 4 times

2 minutes ago, paco said:

My daughter had an uncanny ability to reach over and smash my laptop keyboard with less than 10 seconds to my next pick.  Unnecessary heart attack at least 4 times

That explains your draft

29 minutes ago, paco said:

My daughter had an uncanny ability to reach over and smash my laptop keyboard with less than 10 seconds to my next pick.  Unnecessary heart attack at least 4 times

Hudson was screaming her head off for daddy when she was taking a nap.  I just ignored it for the last 25 minutes of the draft and let her sit there because rounds 16-18 are too crucial. 

 

47 minutes ago, schuy7 said:

That explains your draft

It’s so bad

 

But that’s not why.  My excuse is:

Spoiler

I’m terrible at fantasy. 

 

20 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Hudson was screaming her head off for daddy when she was taking a nap.  I just ignored it for the last 25 minutes of the draft and let her sit there because rounds 16-18 are too crucial. 

 

She’s in her crib and therefore safe.  You’re good.  

Congratulations @e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! for beating me by less than half a point!  Dirtbag!!

48 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Congratulations @e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! for beating me by less than half a point!  Dirtbag!!

Would’ve been more if nacua didn’t die 

30 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Would’ve been more if nacua didn’t die 

…and if Brock Purdy, Marvin Harrison Jr, Travis Kelce, and Amari Cooper showed up and I started Xavier Worthy or Tua instead, then I would have been victorious. 

5 hours ago, hputenis said:

…and if Brock Purdy, Marvin Harrison Jr, Travis Kelce, and Amari Cooper showed up and I started Xavier Worthy or Tua instead, then I would have been victorious. 

I can say the same with Williams and chase show up. Or Josh Allen vulturing tds from cook. your own fault for relying on Brock vs. jets defense and Tua going up against the jags. I still don’t know why you didn’t start Tua. Blame the midget Kyler Murray. He does that. 

14 hours ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Would’ve been more if nacua didn’t die 

 

14 hours ago, hputenis said:

…and if Brock Purdy, Marvin Harrison Jr, Travis Kelce, and Amari Cooper showed up and I started Xavier Worthy or Tua instead, then I would have been victorious. 

 

10 hours ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

I can say the same with Williams and chase show up. Or Josh Allen vulturing tds from cook. your own fault for relying on Brock vs. jets defense and Tua going up against the jags. I still don’t know why you didn’t start Tua. Blame the midget Kyler Murray. He does that. 

OMG can we all just agree that my team f'n blows?

Here’s a live look at me beating @Bwestbrook36’s face in for our fantasy matchup this weekend. 

1 hour ago, hputenis said:

Here’s a live look at me beating @Bwestbrook36’s face in for our fantasy matchup this weekend. 

Have to admit I checked our match up on it and you definitely have the better team... 

 

 

 

 

 

Not expecting that response I bet! Lol

@NCiggles

3 hours ago, hputenis said:

Here’s a live look at me beating @Bwestbrook36’s face in for our fantasy matchup this weekend. 

Bruh, I take my kind words back why the F would you take Purdy out and put in Tua in against the bills? You deserve to lose now lol

11 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

Bruh, I take my kind words back why the F would you take Purdy out and put in Tua in against the bills? You deserve to lose now lol

He shouldn’t have taken my advice from last week with Tua 

10 hours ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

Bruh, I take my kind words back why the F would you take Purdy out and put in Tua in against the bills? You deserve to lose now lol

Bc it’s fantasy football. And every single decision I make for the entire season, whether smart or not, will be wrong. I didn’t think the Bills defense was very good honestly. 

If I benched Tua last night, he would have thrown for 300+ and 3 TDs, and the hot take this morning on ESPN would be Tua as an MVP candidate. 

Last week I almost traded for Tua in my money league.  THATS how good I am at the fantasy football!

1 hour ago, paco said:

Last week I almost traded for Tua in my money league.  THATS how good I am at the fantasy football!

Probably should get yourself checked to see if you should be in concussion protocol 

On 9/12/2024 at 6:17 PM, hputenis said:

Here’s a live look at me beating @Bwestbrook36’s face in for our fantasy matchup this weekend. 

Spoiler

 

Locked in the win this week!!!!   

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

Could always be worse guys 

Hey @paco - is your fantasy team name The Graper, because you combined the words groper and raper, and you are  both of those things?  Very creative. 

@Bwestbrook36 says "hold my beer.”  Don’t worry buddy - you’re still the rapiest guy I know!