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1 hour ago, hputenis said:

Hey @paco - is your fantasy team name The Graper, because you combined the words groper and raper, and you are  both of those things?  Very creative. 

@Bwestbrook36 says "hold my beer.”  Don’t worry buddy - you’re still the rapiest guy I know!  

I wanted it to be the grapist but ESPN censors that.  
 

Why the grapist?  This video:


 

Somewhere between 5-10 years before we started dating schmoopie randomly posted this video.  I got such a kick out of it every year before the draft in my old league with a bunch of r word fans I use to tell them I would grape them in the mouth and post that video.  
 

Now I just use it as my name because I’m too old and tired to think of anything more clever. 

14 minutes ago, paco said:

I wanted it to be the grapist but ESPN censors that.  
 

Why the grapist?  This video:


 

Somewhere between 5-10 years before we started dating schmoopie randomly posted this video.  I got such a kick out of it every year before the draft in my old league with a bunch of r word fans I use to tell them I would grape them in the mouth and post that video.  
 

Now I just use it as my name because I’m too old and tired to think of anything more clever. 

 

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My team ate their Wheaties this week.  You all better be scared!  About to be 1-2!  

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1-2 is the new 3-0 

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Rice may be done for the year. So serious.....

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Confidence level right now

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A WR would help.......

My team sucks but I guess that's my fault for forgetting the draft time.

How do waivers work again? It's not based off record, just whoever bids the most?

19 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

My team sucks but I guess that's my fault for forgetting the draft time.

How do waivers work again? It's not based off record, just whoever bids the most?

Yeah.  I bid a LOT and got Likely.  Now I have $40 left.  I am master fantasy footballer.

 

There MAY be a tiebreaker that is either records or waiver order, but I haven't bothered to figure it out yet.  Because I'm broke.

12 minutes ago, paco said:

Yeah.  I bid a LOT and got Likely.  Now I have $40 left.  I am master fantasy footballer.

 

There MAY be a tiebreaker that is either records or waiver order, but I haven't bothered to figure it out yet.  Because I'm broke.

I'm flush with cash, the second to worst team in the league, and lost out on Kareem Hunt by $2

:meh:

This must be what it feels like to be a pre-Burrow Bengals

  • 2 weeks later...

@paco

F Chase Brown.

Now I have to watch the game tomorrow

8 hours ago, Iggles25 said:

@paco

F Chase Brown.

Now I have to watch the game tomorrow

If Wilson goes all game without a catch, you may not want to

13 hours ago, paco said:

If Wilson goes all game without a catch, you may not want to

 

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  • 1 month later...

@Bwestbrook36 bent me over and assaulted my gaping hole this weekend. He also kicked my ass in fantasy football.  

27 minutes ago, hputenis said:

@Bwestbrook36 bent me over and assaulted my gaping hole this weekend. He also kicked my ass in fantasy football.  

I thought i was in trouble there for a little bit... Once i got it in though look out... I mean once i took the lead err. What were we talking about again? 

@paco I think we have a monster matchup at the moment. I’m pretty sure if you win you’ll knock me out of the playoffs. You’ve got 3 players going tonight and will most likely win. I’ve already contacted interpol and the US Embassy in the DR, so if you and Binky get a full cavity search at the airport, maybe you’ll think twice about knocking me out of a playoff race. 

6 minutes ago, hputenis said:

@paco I think we have a monster matchup at the moment. I’m pretty sure if you win you’ll knock me out of the playoffs. You’ve got 3 players going tonight and will most likely win. I’ve already contacted interpol and the US Embassy in the DR, so if you and Binky get a full cavity search at the airport, maybe you’ll think twice about knocking me out of a playoff race. 

I don’t get it…. I knock you out of the playoffs and you reward me with aggressive ass play from a non English speaking airport employee?

3 hours ago, hputenis said:

@paco I think we have a monster matchup at the moment. I’m pretty sure if you win you’ll knock me out of the playoffs. You’ve got 3 players going tonight and will most likely win. I’ve already contacted interpol and the US Embassy in the DR, so if you and Binky get a full cavity search at the airport, maybe you’ll think twice about knocking me out of a playoff race. 

Looks like Dobbins is done for the evening.  So thanks for nothing. 

@LeanMeanGM wins by 0.4 points 😬

5 hours ago, rrfierce said:

@LeanMeanGM wins by 0.4 points 😬

You think that's bad, I won BUT @hputenis still made the playoffs so I won't get molested by a Dominican Republic TSA agent :sad: 

  • 2 weeks later...

200 points 💪🏻 😤

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big score that @schuy7 not sure i've ever seen 200+ points before

  • 2 weeks later...

Semi final brackets are locked in

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Good luck to all the playoff teams

On 12/17/2024 at 8:09 AM, paco said:

Semi final brackets are locked in

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You are graping me!

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