7 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

I'm sure you've mastered it.

Which Egyptian kingdom would you like to be immortalised in?

Answer carefully.

2 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Which Egyptian kingdom would you like to be immortalised in?

Answer carefully.

All of them.

3 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

Y'all really overestimate how much docs get from drug reps. Last drug rep that came by my office brought Qdoba and a like 10 crap pens while they gave a lecture about the RSV vaccine. And they skimped on the queso dip. 

I don't know how old you are, but I remember the day that EVERY drug rep looked like a hooker.

 

13 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I don't know how old you are, but I remember the day that EVERY drug rep looked like a hooker.

Young enough that they mostly look like Midwestern mothers of 4 now. 

So still sexy AF 

31 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I don't know how old you are, but I remember the day that EVERY drug rep looked like a hooker.

 

Yep😍😍

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I don't know how old you are, but I remember the day that EVERY drug rep looked like a hooker.

 

This is true.

We used to be a country. A proper country.

12 hours ago, Diehardfan said:

Truth dude. Stupid people call it stupid. The Covid MRNA vaxes aren't good

I still have yet to catch Covid 🤷‍♂️

14 minutes ago, paco said:

I still have yet to catch Covid 🤷‍♂️

Clearly you're just being paid off by big pharma to cover up the truth. 

1 minute ago, DEagle7 said:

Clearly you're just being paid off by big pharma to cover up the truth. 

Or he has a good immune system. 

 

 

11 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I don't know how old you are, but I remember the day that EVERY drug rep looked like a hooker.

 

I'm pretty sure you were at a strip club, not a pharmaceutical convention.  

1 hour ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

We've become a nation of people who are repulsed at the idea of smart people doing important jobs. Not only that, it's become the political platform of the most powerful voting bloc in the country. Like, I get that Kamala wasn't our best and brightest. But she was running against literally the dumbest person to have ever run for office who told the country, to our faces, how terrible he was going to be. And more than half of us think it's the greatest thing in the world. 

So now that I'm very clearly in the minority, ole mayanh8 is just going to sit back, finally crack open the bourbon collection, and watch the circus come rolling through town. 

51 minutes ago, paco said:

I still have yet to catch Covid 🤷‍♂️

You weren't missing anything but a paid 10 day vacation.

Very smart. Legacy media is done

 

This is pretty unsophisticated but it tickled my funnybone just the same. I've known people like Bob.

A cowboy named Bob was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2024 EV BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

• • • Bob looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

      The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

      The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

      Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S24® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

      Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on hishi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

      "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bob.

      He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

      Then Bob says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

      The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

      "You're in biden's* cabinet", says Bob.

      "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

      "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollar’s worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know schiff about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”

      "Now give me back my dog.”

 

 

15 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

Well he wont be running again so this wont really matter. I just love how good hes trolling you people.

Agreed. The primary job of the leader of the free world should be to troll the 48% of the country that didn't vote for him. 

2 hours ago, mayanh8 said:

We've become a nation of people who are repulsed at the idea of smart people doing important jobs. Not only that, it's become the political platform of the most powerful voting bloc in the country. Like, I get that Kamala wasn't our best and brightest. But she was running against literally the dumbest person to have ever run for office who told the country, to our faces, how terrible he was going to be. And more than half of us think it's the greatest thing in the world. 

So now that I'm very clearly in the minority, ole mayanh8 is just going to sit back, finally crack open the bourbon collection, and watch the circus come rolling through town. 

 

2 hours ago, mayanh8 said:

We've become a nation of people who are repulsed at the idea of smart people doing important jobs. Not only that, it's become the political platform of the most powerful voting bloc in the country. Like, I get that Kamala wasn't our best and brightest. But she was running against literally the dumbest person to have ever run for office who told the country, to our faces, how terrible he was going to be. And more than half of us think it's the greatest thing in the world. 

So now that I'm very clearly in the minority, ole mayanh8 is just going to sit back, finally crack open the bourbon collection, and watch the circus come rolling through town. 

The fact you think the guy who kicked your side's ass is stupid is hilarious. 

Your ideas suck

What you have done the last 4 has sucked

Your ideas past, present, and future were rejected

2 hours ago, Diehardfan said:

Very smart. Legacy media is done

 

He did that because idiots like Bongino will ask questions like "how does it feel to be the best president of all time?" 

4 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

He did that because idiots like Bongino will ask questions like "how does it feel to be the best president of all time?" 

So basically what the media does for Dems. Works for me.

It also reaches people. 

 

3 hours ago, paco said:

I'm pretty sure you were at a strip club, not a pharmaceutical convention.  

meh

tomato, tomato

58 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

The fact you think the guy who kicked your side's ass is stupid is hilarious. 

Your ideas suck

What you have done the last 4 has sucked

Your ideas past, present, and future were rejected

Intelligence is not a requirement of a successful politician.

And this election was not a "battle of ideas".