51 minutes ago, paco said:

I still have yet to catch Covid 🤷‍♂️

You weren't missing anything but a paid 10 day vacation.

Very smart. Legacy media is done

 

This is pretty unsophisticated but it tickled my funnybone just the same. I've known people like Bob.

A cowboy named Bob was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2024 EV BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

• • • Bob looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

      The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

      The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

      Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S24® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

      Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on hishi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

      "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bob.

      He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

      Then Bob says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

      The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

      "You're in biden's* cabinet", says Bob.

      "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

      "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollar’s worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know schiff about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”

      "Now give me back my dog.”

 

 

15 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

Well he wont be running again so this wont really matter. I just love how good hes trolling you people.

Agreed. The primary job of the leader of the free world should be to troll the 48% of the country that didn't vote for him. 

2 hours ago, mayanh8 said:

We've become a nation of people who are repulsed at the idea of smart people doing important jobs. Not only that, it's become the political platform of the most powerful voting bloc in the country. Like, I get that Kamala wasn't our best and brightest. But she was running against literally the dumbest person to have ever run for office who told the country, to our faces, how terrible he was going to be. And more than half of us think it's the greatest thing in the world. 

So now that I'm very clearly in the minority, ole mayanh8 is just going to sit back, finally crack open the bourbon collection, and watch the circus come rolling through town. 

 

2 hours ago, mayanh8 said:

We've become a nation of people who are repulsed at the idea of smart people doing important jobs. Not only that, it's become the political platform of the most powerful voting bloc in the country. Like, I get that Kamala wasn't our best and brightest. But she was running against literally the dumbest person to have ever run for office who told the country, to our faces, how terrible he was going to be. And more than half of us think it's the greatest thing in the world. 

So now that I'm very clearly in the minority, ole mayanh8 is just going to sit back, finally crack open the bourbon collection, and watch the circus come rolling through town. 

The fact you think the guy who kicked your side's ass is stupid is hilarious. 

Your ideas suck

What you have done the last 4 has sucked

Your ideas past, present, and future were rejected

2 hours ago, Diehardfan said:

Very smart. Legacy media is done

 

He did that because idiots like Bongino will ask questions like "how does it feel to be the best president of all time?" 

4 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

He did that because idiots like Bongino will ask questions like "how does it feel to be the best president of all time?" 

So basically what the media does for Dems. Works for me.

It also reaches people. 

 

3 hours ago, paco said:

I'm pretty sure you were at a strip club, not a pharmaceutical convention.  

meh

tomato, tomato

58 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

The fact you think the guy who kicked your side's ass is stupid is hilarious. 

Your ideas suck

What you have done the last 4 has sucked

Your ideas past, present, and future were rejected

Intelligence is not a requirement of a successful politician.

And this election was not a "battle of ideas". 

3 hours ago, mayanh8 said:

We've become a nation of people who are repulsed at the idea of smart people doing important jobs. Not only that, it's become the political platform of the most powerful voting bloc in the country. Like, I get that Kamala wasn't our best and brightest. But she was running against literally the dumbest person to have ever run for office who told the country, to our faces, how terrible he was going to be. And more than half of us think it's the greatest thing in the world. 

So now that I'm very clearly in the minority, ole mayanh8 is just going to sit back, finally crack open the bourbon collection, and watch the circus come rolling through town. 

Welcome to the drunken accelerationist club. 

Just remember that your minority party can’t tell the difference between boys and girls and thought defunding the police was great public policy. They’re not as smart as you think they are.

 

3 hours ago, Diehardfan said:

Very smart. Legacy media is done

 

I’m going to go with "What”.

who here thinks maga should definitely follow rfk jr's medical advice?  

 

 

 

Beaver moon tonight!

I don't know what it is but it sounds like something I would like.

2 hours ago, Gannan said:

Agreed. The primary job of the leader of the free world should be to troll the 48% of the country that didn't vote for him. 

As "garbage" and a "Republican MAGA extremist," I can't imagine what that would be like.  

58 minutes ago, TEW said:

Welcome to the drunken accelerationist club. 

Just remember that your minority party can’t tell the difference between boys and girls and thought defunding the police was great public policy. They’re not as smart as you think they are.

I don't vouch for any of the trans or gender insanity being part of the Democrat platform. Nor do I vouch for the Democrat party itself. The only thing I've ever maintained is that they carry with them less potential destructive energy than Trump and anyone who thinks otherwise a complete and total lunatic. 

1 minute ago, mayanh8 said:

I don't vouch for any of the trans or gender insanity being part of the Democrat platform. Nor do I vouch for the Democrat party itself. The only thing I've ever maintained is that they carry with them less potential destructive energy than Trump and anyone who thinks otherwise a complete and total lunatic. 

I can’t imagine a more destructive energy than literally sterilizing children through the deliberate affirmation of mental illness along with LITERALLY legalizing, decriminalizing, and/or turning a blind eye to crime.

1 minute ago, TEW said:

I can’t imagine a more destructive energy than literally sterilizing children through the deliberate affirmation of mental illness along with LITERALLY legalizing, decriminalizing, and/or turning a blind eye to crime.

If I had to guess, you're talking about like five kids. That's not an issue I care about until it's an actual issue that affects more than a non-trivial amount of Americans.

44 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

who here thinks maga should definitely follow rfk jr's medical advice?  

 

 

 

Do you think they consult with doctors? That they are vaccinated? They are definitely on a regimen of snake oil medicine. What is amazing is they already follow his advice! And they're still here!

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The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never overdose man, never! You could put them in a room with two tons of crack. They come out a half an hour later, "Rock on, man!" "crap, they're still alive. They're probably gonna make a double live album now, goddamn it!"

 

7 minutes ago, TEW said:

LITERALLY legalizing, decriminalizing, and/or turning a blind eye to crime.

Republicans nominated a felon to be president and he won! Checkmate.