25 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Speaking of strained shaft, I've scheduled the old snip snip the week before Thanksgiving.  I'll mail you the leftovers of my burned vas deferens in the mail just in time for Thanksgiving dessert! 

enjoy the "slight tug" as they pull the tube into position to "snip snip"

Then get yaself some chipped ice or bendable ice packs for the weekend. and you'll be enjoying shooting blanks ever there after. 

20 hours ago, Connecticut Eagle said:

Just a random thought....

There is a non-zero chance that the Eagles lose to Andy then Doug in consecutive Super Bowls.

What are my chances of landing a three-way with my dental hygienist and Dame Judy Dench?

 

34 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Speaking of strained shaft, I've scheduled the old snip snip the week before Thanksgiving.  I'll mail you the leftovers of my burned vas deferens in the mail just in time for Thanksgiving dessert! 

Can you send it to me instead? I need something to help recalibrate my scanning electron microscope.

Eagles- 24

Commies- 9

Julio Jones TD

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1 minute ago, Know Life said:

 

As discussed last night, they're going to have to do some roster shuffling when Jurgens, Evans and Quez get healthy. Jurgens is eligible to return next week but they have a bye the following week. Do they just keep him out through the bye week letting him get as healthy as possible or is he 100% and ready to go against Dallas?\

My initial thought is Roby goes to IR and Jurgens comes back to the active roster. That lets Roby's shoulder get right. it also lets them use the bye week as a "cheat" week so he would only HAVE to miss 3 games rather than 4.

1 minute ago, bpac55 said:

As discussed last night, they're going to have to do some roster shuffling when Jurgens, Evans and Quez get healthy. Jurgens is eligible to return next week but they have a bye the following week. Do they just keep him out through the bye week letting him get as healthy as possible or is he 100% and ready to go against Dallas?\

My initial thought is Roby goes to IR and Jurgens comes back to the active roster. That lets Roby's shoulder get right. it also lets them use the bye week as a "cheat" week so he would only HAVE to miss 3 games rather than 4.

There is no cheat. It's games, not weeks. 

Just now, LeanMeanGM said:

There is no cheat. It's games, not weeks. 

Ah, bummer. Wasn't sure if it was or not. 

hmmmmm

 

1 hour ago, Godfather said:

@mikemack8 and the trailer park boys will be there with him

 

Is Byard starting Sunday? 

Hah

 

Getting to the point where I can't wait for the deadline to pass so we don't get the Eagles like every player there is rumors. 

 

2 hours ago, judunno said:

Love this Run D. I'd say it's the best in the league.

I don't think there is any question about that.  They have given up 94 fewer yards than the second best team and 115 less than the third best.  Most importantly they are being very disciplined in their intensity.  They are not giving up the edge to any runners.  The only significant breakdown was in the first Washington game where Howell was able to step up through the front of the pocket on pass plays and run for significant yards.  I don't expect that to happen on Sunday. 

2 hours ago, judunno said:

They better not be holding anything considering that they almost took an L the last time they played.

One game at a time.  What happened in that first game is now ancient history.

24 Predictions recorded.  All for a Birds win.  Average score Eagles 31 Commies 16

We need a big game. 
41-19 birds. 

Hurts 4 passing TDs 0 turnovers. 

28 minutes ago, mattwill said:

One game at a time.  What happened in that first game is now ancient history.

My point is that this isn't a team they should be overlooking when they barely escaped the last game with a dub. Should have learned that lesson I hope.

Exciting night tonight.  Get the Sixers season finally started.  Great time for sports right now.  

23 minutes ago, judunno said:

My point is that this isn't a team they should be overlooking when they barely escaped the last game with a dub. Should have learned that lesson I hope.

Fair point, but our defensive has significantly improved since the last game. I think defense is going to feast, I'm thinking at least 1 defensive TD and 4 offensive 

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Eagles 41 

Commies 13 

55 minutes ago, mattwill said:

24 Predictions recorded.  All for a Birds win.  Average score Eagles 31 Commies 16

 

Eagles 34

Redskins 9

 

DeVonta Smith 2 Touchdowns

15 minutes ago, RememberTheKoy said:

Exciting night tonight.  Get the Sixers season finally started.  Great time for sports right now.  

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46 minutes ago, judunno said:

My point is that this isn't a team they should be overlooking when they barely escaped the last game with a dub. Should have learned that lesson I hope.

Not saying "overlook” rather don’t trot out any new plays and when up by 21 points don’t feel an urgency to go up by 28. 

Alright I’m gonna say it… 

Jason Kelce is getting annoying. His brother is a grade A tool who is dating literally the world’s biggest drama queen. And Jason is just soaking it all in to build his podcast. I hope he retires if this crap continues…

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Eagles: 34

R-words: 13

 

Bonus: Eagles D gets 10+ sacks