Sloth gets flagged by a chubby grandma at Hooters after pounding a dozen keystone lights, and angrily steps into the mid-day sun heading towards his weather-beaten iroc camaro.

After fumbling his key into the lock, he quietly pissed himself and settles into the driver's seat.

Finally on the road, he messes with the radio while muttering about the jealousy of cougar bartenders and ends up rolling the late 80s mini peen-mobile into a ditch, where he passes out and pisses himself again.

He wakes up and is charged with his 5th DUI.

He's deemed too high a risk and uninsurable.

Diehard blames state farm.

Of all the hilarious things that have happened on this board over the years, and there have been many, diehard claiming (and then doubling down on his claim) that insurance companies closed the strait of Hormuz is easily top 5, maybe top 3 moment.

1 hour ago, Phillyterp85 said:

Of all the hilarious things that have happened on this board over the years, and there have been many, diehard claiming (and then doubling down on his claim) that insurance companies closed the strait of Hormuz is easily top 5, maybe top 3 moment.

I'm right. Facts don't care if you all accept it. Three fact checked sources of Google, GPT, and Grok agree with me on the events. Like I say you all are constantly thinking up is down left is right Iran is better by every metric. I'd love to know where you put the metrics comment on your list.

Just like the mentally ill in here

3 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Holy sheet. 26 boats got through? WTF are they doing over there?

9 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

They dont even have a navy! Wow!

7 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Just like the mentally ill in here

Remember when Tom Cotton and 46 other Republican Senators wrote a letter to Iranian leadership and told them they wouldn’t honor our end of a deal that kept Iran from getting a nuke?

12 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

I'm right. Facts don't care if you all accept it. Three fact checked sources of Google, GPT, and Grok agree with me on the events. Like I say you all are constantly thinking up is down left is right Iran is better by every metric. I'd love to know where you put the metrics comment on your list.

One metric they are definitely winning is the "F'ing with fat boy" metric, as our sloppy fat F'er of a president doesnt seem to know who in Iran hes even talking to most of the time.

1 minute ago, VanHammersly said:

Remember when Tom Cotton and 46 other Republican Senators wrote a letter to Iranian leadership and told them they wouldn’t honor our end of a deal that kept Iran from getting a nuke?

I don't see anybody arguing that Iran is, on the whole, better off now than before we attacked them. That's a silly strawman.

But claiming "regime change" is also overstated. The heir apparent, who's worse in the ways that matter, has stepped into the role of Ayatollah. And historically attacks like this have opened the door not for reform, but for hard-liners to exercise greater control.

It's easy to bomb the hell out of a country. But fostering reform is something we've been very unsuccessful at. And this administration in particular will not have the patience or fortitude to make it work.

Of course this is from a guy arguing that expensive shipping insurance during a hot war is the cause of the Strait being closed.

11 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I don't see anybody arguing that Iran is, on the whole, better off now than before we attacked them. That's a silly strawman.

But claiming "regime change" is also overstated. The heir apparent, who's worse in the ways that matter, has stepped into the role of Ayatollah. And historically attacks like this have opened the door not for reform, but for hard-liners to exercise greater control.

It's easy to bomb the hell out of a country. But fostering reform is something we've been very unsuccessful at. And this administration in particular will not have the patience or fortitude to make it work.

Of course this is from a guy arguing that expensive shipping insurance during a hot war is the cause of the Strait being closed.

The effect IS the cause! Hahahahahahaha

12 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I don't see anybody arguing that Iran is, on the whole, better off now than before we attacked them. That's a silly strawman.

But claiming "regime change" is also overstated. The heir apparent, who's worse in the ways that matter, has stepped into the role of Ayatollah. And historically attacks like this have opened the door not for reform, but for hard-liners to exercise greater control.

It's easy to bomb the hell out of a country. But fostering reform is something we've been very unsuccessful at. And this administration in particular will not have the patience or fortitude to make it work.

Of course this is from a guy arguing that expensive shipping insurance during a hot war is the cause of the Strait being closed.

He posted Iran is better by every metric. His words.

1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:

He posted Iran is better by every metric. His words.

Trump said he won with and loves the poorly educated, and that he loves being surrounded by stupid people. His words.

On 4/18/2026 at 8:31 AM, Gannan said:

Iran is in a better position now by every measurable metric.

@JohnSnowsHair

🤣

29 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

I'm right. Facts don't care if you all accept it. Three fact checked sources of Google, GPT, and Grok agree with me on the events.

Lord help me. AI has taken over our thoughts, sight, and senses.

20 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Remember when Tom Cotton and 46 other Republican Senators wrote a letter to Iranian leadership and told them they wouldn’t honor our end of a deal that kept Iran from getting a nuke?

No. In true Republican fashion he can't remember what he had for breakfast yesterday. Let me go find the AI chatbot to tell me...

6 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

I don't see anybody arguing that Iran is, on the whole, better off now than before we attacked them. That's a silly strawman.

But claiming "regime change" is also overstated. The heir apparent, who's worse in the ways that matter, has stepped into the role of Ayatollah. And historically attacks like this have opened the door not for reform, but for hard-liners to exercise greater control.

It's easy to bomb the hell out of a country. But fostering reform is something we've been very unsuccessful at. And this administration in particular will not have the patience or fortitude to make it work.

Of course this is from a guy arguing that expensive shipping insurance during a hot war is the cause of the Strait being closed.

They may not be better off, but they definitely have more leverage on the world's stage. Trump's F up gave them a massive opening and they took advantage of it.

2 hours ago, Phillyterp85 said:

Of all the hilarious things that have happened on this board over the years, and there have been many, diehard claiming (and then doubling down on his claim) that insurance companies closed the strait of Hormuz is easily top 5, maybe top 3 moment.

I was thinking along the same lines.

6 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

They may not be better off, but they definitely have more leverage on the world's stage. Trump's F up gave them a massive opening and they took advantage of it.

They will have taken a massive step back operationally but they may emerge with a huge strategic advantage depending on how this pans out.

27 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

He posted Iran is better by every metric. His words.

His POV is that they no longer have nuclear restraints since Trump tore up the agreement and can now charge a toll for ships to pass through the strait, thus enriching them.

Neither of those two things are debatable.

Hey @Diehardfan, remember when you posted this dumb bullsheet

54 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Just like the mentally ill in here

and then I said this

44 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Remember when Tom Cotton and 46 other Republican Senators wrote a letter to Iranian leadership and told them they wouldn’t honor our end of a deal that kept Iran from getting a nuke?

and then you didn't say sheet because you realized how F'ing stupid and embarrassing that tweet was? That was awesome.

5 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Hey @Diehardfan, remember when you posted this dumb bullsheet

and then I said this

and then you didn't say sheet because you realized how F'ing stupid and embarrassing that tweet was? That was awesome.

Sandy vag triggered by truth

8 minutes ago, paco said:

His POV is that they no longer have nuclear restraints since Trump tore up the agreement and can now charge a toll for ships to pass through the strait, thus enriching them.

Neither of those two things are debatable.

You guys are bending to justify that BS 🤣 Your brains are cooked