March 19Mar 19 3 hours ago, Dave Moss said: Nah, I root for an even worse team. Leave @Gannan's urologists out of this.
March 21Mar 21 17 hours ago, The_Omega said: Of course he’s funny. Not "ha ha” funny, but funny….. No. Él es "jaja" gracioso.
March 21Mar 21 On 3/19/2025 at 10:29 AM, Gannan said: I only have 3 people on my ignore list, and he's one of them. It's not that he's a bad dude. It's not even that his posts are not funny. It's just that I don't understand them. I have the humility and self-awareness to admit when I'm out of my league intellectually. I don't understand his obscure references... and his verbiage is, quite frankly, beyond my capacity. I mean, he went to Eton and was a Cambridge Scholar for God's sake! He was knighted! It actually angers and embarrasses me that he doesn't make his humour more accessible to people like me of a lower station. I will say one thing about him though, he does have one hell of of an ass. You can bounce quarters off that thing! I know because I've done precisely that. Seriously we used to play this game where he'd lay naked, face down on the avocado green carpet in my manufactured home. I'd put down two red solo cups, one metre to the left and one metre to the right of his exquisite, chiseled bronze rump. Then I'd stand barefoot on top of my glass coffee table with a handful of Canadian quarters (because they were slightly cheaper) and throw them one at a time at either buttock to try to ricochet them into one of the cups. For every miss I had to chug a Zima Gold. The wild card was that if I could get one to wedge right between his cheeks, he'd take me to Sizzler and he'd pay. 😢 good times
March 22Mar 22 11 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: Et tu, @hputenis? 😢 I think you’re funny. However I thought it would be funnier to vote no. 😆
March 22Mar 22 3 minutes ago, hputenis said: I think you’re funny. However I thought it would be funnier to vote no. 😆 It's not funny at all! I'd be at 8-8 if you voted right.
March 22Mar 22 1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said: It's not funny at all! I'd be at 8-8 if you voted right. I gotchu, fam
March 22Mar 22 2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said: I gotchu, fam F me my only hope is for @VanHammersly, @dawkins4prez, and @Toastrel to come through for me.
March 22Mar 22 Author 27 minutes ago, Dave Moss said: seven people on this board are delusional just seven?
March 22Mar 22 27 minutes ago, Dave Moss said: seven people on this board are delusional so's your face
March 22Mar 22 49 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: so's your face If Procus and I agree on something you’re dead meat
March 22Mar 22 8 minutes ago, Dave Moss said: If Procus and I agree on something you’re dead meat why don't you marry him then
March 23Mar 23 Ok @Arthur Jackson I'm ready to cast a vote and my choice will depend on your first reply to this post. Make it a good one.
March 23Mar 23 7 hours ago, DrPhilly said: Ok @Arthur Jackson I'm ready to cast a vote and my choice will depend on your first reply to this post. Make it a good one. Franklin Roosevelt, Christopher Reeve, and Stephen Hawking walk into a bar...
March 23Mar 23 2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: Franklin Roosevelt, Christopher Reeve, and Stephen Hawking walk into a bar... This guy's on a roll
March 23Mar 23 Just now, Arthur Jackson said: Seriously? That was gold, @DrPhilly. Gold! You want to try again?
March 24Mar 24 Ok so things aren't as bad as they seemed here at first glance. I did an advanced meta-analysis of the voting and I've concluded that there needs to be some adjustments to the results of this poll. The raw data says 8 Funny vs. 12 Not Funny, but that's not the entire story. First, @Gannan and @Mike030270 should only count as one vote. They're essentially common-law married and joined at the groin. It's established fact that they're butt buddies that put it in each others' butts. So... 8-11 @Procus's vote doesn't count because you shouldn't be able to vote in your own poll and odd-toed ungulates are not supposed to participate in the first place. 8-10 @hputenis already said that he would have voted Funny, but that it was funnier not to do so. It's hard to argue otherwise because, let's face it, he totally wrecked this poll with his shenanigans. Also his wife is really hot. Nevertheless his confession warrants a vote switch. A two-vote swing! 9-9 Now I understand this next part may be a bit controversial. @It Hurts, by all indications, has the IQ of a slamming stile or perhaps more generously a paramecium. Who knows what "they" meant to select? That leaves us with a definitive 9-8 victory for my humourouness. Suck it! As for the rest of you "No" votes? I suggest you take some time to think about what this place would be like without my quality contributions and content.
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