7 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

I hate saying this. I want the Eagles to win every game they play. But it was like pulling teeth watching that offense. I woke up this morning like i hope the win but part of me was at least if they lose i don’t have to watch this shitshow on offense.

What makes this worse for me than anything is that when I watch other teams I actually get enjoyment out of watching them come up with creative things on offense and getting their offense to function. When I watch the Eagles, the only joy I get is watching the defense for the most part.

Can we admit something though even with 2024. The offense looked great in 2024 because they had a historic run game that covered up for a lot. Saquon could just bust off a run so they would have a touchdown. This year we couldn’t do that. So when they actually had to sustain drives and be efficient like they were pass wise in 2024, it wasn’t happening. My point is the historic run game covered up for a lot of the lulls this offense would’ve had more frequently if the passing game was asked to step up every week

Yeah, pulling teeth, while strapped into a chair with your eye lids sewed open being forced to watch paint dry while a little Asian person wearing a straw conical hat rams bamboo shoots under your fingernails

4 minutes ago, Sack that QB said:

You’ll see how good the players on this offense look in a real scheme. Look at what Davante Adams looked like with the Rams when he looked washed with the Raiders. Put in positions to succeed a d not being demoralized all season knowing their coaches are clueless

nice thought. You still wont get a real scheme next year. Youll see a few wrinkles early in the year that will disappear and we will be running hitches all season because we will still have Hurts at QB.

3 minutes ago, greendestiny27 said:

He can't move, I did not like seeing how stiff he was.

Yeah he moves weird. Like not even when he’s running, just when he moves at all. Kind of robotic looking or something.

Just now, EaglePhan1986 said:

Yeah I’ll milk it over your €unt of a corpse you twattwaffle

Yeah the F you will. You're just a goober trying to prance about in a goon's costume.

3 minutes ago, RememberTheKoy said:

Yeah, would you milk a cow too? What about a bull? I bet you would.

I'm sure you drink qb1's milk

2 minutes ago, hputenis said:

This is an all timer. He "padded his stats” by making accurate throws, hitting players in stride, and making the correct decisions at the QB position? 😂😂😂🍆🍆

Hurts hit AJ Brown in the hands and it would have been like a 50 yarder. If it makes you guys feel better to make Hurts out to be some bum, so be it.

But he looks like a lot of "good" QBs when they have ish coaching.

4 minutes ago, eaglestime34 said:

  23 minutes ago, D-Shiznit said:

Stefanski would be my #1 candidate. We can only hope Lowie has the balls to kick Siri to the curb.

Yup 1 penalty against niners 1 and a couple of huge no calls.

3 minutes ago, AmericanEagle77 said:

I think if there's another season in which the Eagles fandom demands Sirianni, who's never not made the playoffs, to win the Super Bowl or be fired, it's clear I've outgrown Eagles discussion and should consider not participating in the fandom anymore. Because clearly the appreciation for how difficult it is to win a Super Bowl will have been completely lost.

Lmao no unlike you we don’t make excuses for his flaws. we just don’t ignore the flaws and shift blame to everyone else but him. Or make excuses for his shortcomings. Keep using excuses, they are like butt hole everybody has them, and they all stink Eagles pass offense is ranked 23rd and 30th the last two year. Please tell me it’s everybody’s else’s fault but Nick Sirianni for that. It’s only patullo, hurts, brown and OL fault. Not the HC who’s supposed to be an offensive minded coach. It’s just everyone else’s fault.

But it’s so cool that Sirianni is allowed to run through the tunnel running his mouth when his offense scores 0 points in a 2nd half and completed zero passes complete in a 2nd half. But hey we won so clearly he’s a Fing genius that managed along with his OC, Qb and his team to get 17 total yards and 1 1st down in 30 mins

So in order to overcome the pass offense being what it has the last 2 years and win a SB, we have to have the most talented roster, no big time injuries, historic run game and no. 1 defense across the league to make up for a pass offense ranked 30th and 23rd the last 2 years. But hey, good luck replicating all that.

Nobody’s asking you to stay here. But when I’m going to tell you is you make more excuses for why Nick Sirianni‘s isn’t at fault and making the playoffs for 5 years means he’s great. I don’t wanna hear the excuses. Every Fing coach in the NFL can make excuses for why something doesn’t work. The San Francisco 49ers lost one of their best players today. They were down to starting wide receiver. And they weren’t up against a better Fing defense than the Eagles did. And they still manage to score 23 points. Sirianni had 10 of 11 starters out there. Against a depleted defense. Yet scored 19 points. So I don’t wanna hear crap about everybody else is at fault but Sirianni’s fault

3 minutes ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Yeah I’ll milk it over your €unt of a corpse you twattwaffle

I'd love to piss on his grave

6 minutes ago, Utebird said:

Yup, AJ looks slow and hobbled, his knee has slowed him.

Goedert cant block anymore

Not sure jurgens will ever fully recover from his back. He was the worst rated starting OL his year.

Dickerson is damaged goods and will only continue to decline.

Mailata had an off year but I think can bounce back.

Lane one year older will probably miss half the season again.

Steen wasnt bad, not great but hes not a liability at guard.

Hurts cant or wont run anymore and hes not a good enough passer to make up for it.

Dotson who cares, hurts doesnt throw to the 3rd WR anyway.

I wonder if VanSumeran can ever give the eagles a legit FB or not?

Having said that if Siri doesnt get a real OC and keep his pop warner fingers out of the playbook wont matter how talented the players on offense are.

Steen gets no real movement in the run game though. He should go back to the bench but I have a feeling the team thinks, "we're fine there"...

2 minutes ago, DaBirds said:

Yeah he moves weird. Like not even when he’s running, just when he moves at all. Kind of robotic looking or something.

Chambliss in the 3rd or 4th round.

Just now, RememberTheKoy said:

Yeah the F you will. You're just a goober trying to prance about in a goon's costume.

That’s the best you got? I feel bad for how much you clearly got picked on growing up.

You were that kid all the teachers had to tell the other kids to stop bullying, they would, and then you’d just go back on your stupid $hit, bring it on yourself, and play victim

23 minutes ago, eagle45 said:

The Eagles have the most expensive offense in the NFL. Now, without looking up...I'm reasonably confident that every player on offense except TE is slated to make more money in 2026 than 2025. (Tends to happen when you have 10 of 11 starters under contract).

THAT IS A PROBLEM.

How can they find a way to make this offense cheaper in 2026 than 2025? The net cap number on offense HAS to go down.

And paying Goedert good money is a horrible start to trying to accomplish that.

This is why I said you have to look at moving Dickerson or Jurgens, if not both. It's not popular, it might be a hiccup, but you have to get out of those contracts. You need to be cheap on the OL. Lane has to retire. Getting out of AJ Brown's contract is a must. There's going to be a big sting there, but this isn't sustainable. The relationship is fractured. It's not going to mend, it's going to get worse.

Do they extend Barkley again and just kick the can even further?

The offense is not in a good place. There's ZERO depth behind the high priced pieces. The only depth they have, Tank Bigsby, they don't use.

I'm not saying blow it up, but boy, some serious looking in the mirror has to be done first, then a lot of tough decisions and work for Howie to do.

3 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

nice thought. You still wont get a real scheme next year. Youll see a few wrinkles early in the year that will disappear and we will be running hitches all season because we will still have Hurts at QB.

New OC needs full control. If Sirianni is unwilling to give it up, see ya

1 minute ago, greendestiny27 said:

Yeah, pulling teeth, while strapped into a chair with your eye lids sewed open being forced to watch paint dry while some rams bamboo shoots under your fingernails

It felt like this on the boards most of the time.

For context this is Firefly. Mal and Wash are being tortured and the guy is getting mad because they keep making each other laugh.

Just now, Sack that QB said:

New OC needs full control. If Sirianni is unwilling to give it up, see ya

Siri can give it up and youll still see the trash offense. Hurts told you numerous times this is how he wants it to be.

5 minutes ago, RememberTheKoy said:

If you think he had an open guy here its because you are in a cult and have an agenda.

Just now, HazletonEagle said:

Siri can give it up and youll still see the trash offense. Hurts told you numerous times this is how he wants it to be.

We're stuck with qb1 for 2 more years?

5 minutes ago, EaglePhan1986 said:

Yeah I’ll milk it over your €unt of a corpse you twattwaffle

Twatwaffle only has one T, its a fun word!

7 minutes ago, 315Eagles said:

I dont know exactly what Sirianni does but I'm sure he contributes to the team. I'm guessing he's probably involved in the offense structure and scheme, game planning, position coaching to an extent, among other things.

Do you honestly think if he contributed nothing to the team that Lurie would keep him?

Now granted he didn't do a great job this year. He had an OC in place that was out of his league. Thats on Nick. The teams identity since he's been here is running the ball. That has been a struggle all year. O-line has had injuries and the threat of Hurts running this year has been non existent.

Patullo will be the change and possibly AJ. If you’re expecting more than that then you’re not being realistic.

6 minutes ago, RememberTheKoy said:

This has to be the best play in your playbook and they called their third timeout for this, which essentially meant the Niners could run out the clock.

1 minute ago, Utebird said:

Twatwaffle only has one T, its a fun word!

I misspelled it on purpose so it didn’t get edited out. I guess it’s not on the list of bad words

9 minutes ago, shlo said:

That same defense got two second half interceptions and another stop with a bad punt that gave the Eagles offense fantastic field postion 3 times.... The offense walked away with a total of 3 points. So no... I don't think it's letting the defense off the hook to put about 95% of the blame for this loss on the offense.

Cool. We agree that the offense sucked. You’re just wrong about the defense being Super Bowl caliber today.

Just now, Eriv20 said:

I’m not asking for Harbaugh. Of Campbell had Vic fangio and our offense, I bet he wins 3 super bowls in a row. Lions offense was ranked 5th in the league in yards, 3rd in passing, 4th in points. If we had that kinda creativity with Vic, we in easy

Too bad he made a bunch of bad 4th down calls that gave other teams easy scores. Also, stop sidetracking, I asked you what they did well. Exactly what did they contribute to their teams?

And for that matter, especially before 2025, what did Campbell contribute that you had clear evidence of to their team?

The point that I'm getting at is in the vast majority of situations, if a head coach doesn't call plays, you don't know what they contribute. That doesn't mean they contribute nothing, that means you, a fan, who is an outside, do not know exactly what is and is not contributed by them. This is normal if you're not one of the arrogant dopes who thinks being a fan means you know everything about the team. You don't.

Who does the gameplan? What people do what parts of the gameplan? Is it done all by one person or broken into chunks? Who designs the full scheme? Who tweaks it? Does someone tweak it? Who does installs? Are they done as a group? Who does what they do in practices? How they practice? Who sets up the audibles? The language? The checks? Route concepts?

You know exactly none of these things. Fans are obsessed with play-calling because it's the thing they can definitively prove, thanks to the cameras showing the person holding the play sheet in front of his mouth. But in reality, there's WAY more that goes into NFL offenses and defenses, and if you really thought hard enough, you'd know that. You really think that the difference between Vic's defense and Sean Desai's defense is only that Fangio is a better playcaller? Stop kidding yourself.

You don't understand what NFL coaches do and don't do well, unless they're quality play callers, or their role has been clearly defined. So stop asking loaded questions - is what I'd say, but I'm sure you'll continue anyway, since confirmation bias.