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Official Philadelphia Phillies Thread - Still can't hit for crap

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On 4/5/2026 at 7:17 PM, mikemack8 said:

Last year of having that turd Walker on the team

We don't need to keep Walker on the team.

Trade him. Release him.

I'd rather we kept a Rule 5 pitcher or signed a free agent.

19 hours ago, NothingClever said:

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/48403630/mlb-2026-season-ranking-most-fun-teams-phillies-dodgers-mets-red-sox-yankees

I feel like most of us disagree with their definition of "most fun teams to watch”.

It's fun for non-Phillies fans to watch the team.

For Phillies fans, we are not seeing this as fun.

We are seeing a team takes turns either not pitching or not hitting.

Our run differential of -4 is at the low end of the middle of the pack.

We shrink against good pitching. Feast on inferior teams.

We are not quite talented enough to compete.

Only 152 more games to play, but I would fire Robb Thomson and Dave Dombroski today.

1 hour ago, CouchKing said:

It's fun for non-Phillies fans to watch the team.

For Phillies fans, we are not seeing this as fun.

We are seeing a team takes turns either not pitching or not hitting.

Our run differential of -4 is at the low end of the middle of the pack.

We shrink against good pitching. Feast on inferior teams.

We are not quite talented enough to compete.

Only 152 more games to play, but I would fire Robb Thomson and Dave Dombroski today.

Yeah, I consider them fun to watch in the same way that I consider it fun to get kicked in the nuts over and over again.

2 hours ago, CouchKing said:

We don't need to keep Walker on the team.

Trade him. Release him.

I'd rather we kept a Rule 5 pitcher or signed a free agent.

I don't think anyone will trade anything meaningful for him, and releasing him would mean Dombrowksi admitting it was a bad contract. I think we're stuck with him on the team as the 6th starter filling in when guys are hurt, and then in the pen when the 5 starters are healthy.

Great Job Turner and Kemp who is not a major leaguer

This team is so fun to watch aren’t they great to watch??? I love how every friggin time they score runs, the very next game they can’t hit for crap. I love it, give me 4 more years of this same thing over and over again because it’s so friggin fun to watch. #1 in the league holy crap kill me

Kerkering in playoff form!

I have no patience for this team this year, turned this one off too

5 hours ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Kerkering in playoff form!

The guy flat out stinks

It's bad enough that we trot out Taijuan Walker every 5 days.

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But last night Robb Thomson started or played the entire bench.

Now, we are into sabotaging Sanchez with as little run support as we can muster.

Did Thomson have money on the SF Giants?

9 minutes ago, CouchKing said:

It's bad enough that we trot out Taijuan Walker every 5 days.

.

But last night Robb Thomson started or played the entire bench.

Now, we are into sabotaging Sanchez with as little run support as we can muster.

Did Thomson have money on the SF Giants?

He's a F'n idiot

4 hours ago, Blazehound said:

The guy flat out stinks

The offense is garbage. If they can't even win a series against a Giants minor league caliber team, that's sad.

Now tonight was a case where I shouldn't have turned it on... Back off it goes 😂😂

Phillies had a left hander up but Topper stubbornly stuck with Nola who promptly gave up a three run homer.

Topper is the worst.

On 4/5/2026 at 5:17 PM, vsptroops said:

They scored 10 runs on Friday, 2 yesterday, and now 1 run today. Rinse and repeat. Theyll come back on Monday score 5 or 6 runs, then 3 runs the next 2 games. Its almost comical.

Should have taken the under. Also, I went back to check to see how the Mets did against these scrubs. Yep, the Mets outscored them 24-5 in their 3 game series while the overpaid Phillies will be outscored 15-6.

Keep it going Phillies 18 innings and counting. What a fun team this is

13 minutes ago, RoadToHell said:

Keep it going Phillies 18 innings and counting. What a fun team this is

Alvarado being crap was predictable. He hasn’t been good consistently in 2 years

Harper with another hit and a walk he wants another extension

1 hour ago, RoadToHell said:

Keep it going Phillies 18 innings and counting. What a fun team this is

Actually 20 innings without scoring. Pathetic.

1 hour ago, vsptroops said:

Actually 20 innings without scoring. Pathetic.

Even better

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The Philadelphia Phillies will tweak the batting order after back-to-back shutout losses to the San Francisco Giants.

That's it, Topper - keep polishing that turd!!

1 hour ago, mikemack8 said:

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Phillies Announce Lineup Changes After Shutout Losses to...

The Philadelphia Phillies will tweak the batting order after back-to-back shutout losses to the San Francisco Giants.

That's it, Topper - keep polishing that turd!!

This team is really bad right now.

Like, definitely not a playoff team.

Fire Robb Thomson.

Fire Dave Dombrowski.

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