3 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

It's real easy; if someone had a small wang and hepatitis at the sametime, he may waste everyone's time thinking he had to convince all that he did not give it to himself.

It's referred to as downunder plunder mapleleaf syndrome.

 

Hmmmm. I have a few questions for you:

 

How do you feel about Hoagie Mouths?

Who is the most explosive player on the Jags?

How do you feel about the Steelers?

 

 

1 hour ago, downundermike said:

Well, if people want to make stupid accusations, then I only have one recourse to put an end to them.

That’s right … ignore them.

1 hour ago, ManuManu said:

Or just ignore the nonsense. 

Yayyyyyyy!!!!

6 minutes ago, Doc S. said:

I'll play...

Kill Hanoi Jane, the Communist Beeyotch..just to shut her mouth.

Sex with Rita, Latina Lovers, woohoo.

Marry Sally..What'd Life be without Homegrown Tomatoes...

 

 

Howd I do??

Wasn’t "Hanoi” Jane right in hindsight? Also she’s the hottest of the bunch, I’d marry her.

Bang Rita, kill Sally.

Just now, mattwill said:

Yayyyyyyy!!!!

Some of us enjoy nonsense. Try it sometime!

1 hour ago, LeanMeanGM said:

I don’t get the too bad part of it either. He’s willingly going there for a reported elevated role and to be close to home and his ailing mother. It’s a "good for him”.

Too bad for the Lions.  Losing a good coach to a lateral move.  

1 minute ago, jamiller said:

No way.

You bang Jane, kill Sally (as her voice would make you do it in 2 to 3 days anyway) and marry Rita who puts you in her will and slips into a peaceful forever slumber in the next 1 to 5 years as she is 91.  

Jane can hump her tank til the water buffalo come home. Want no parts of that entitled headcase. Kill.

Rita may be 91, but have you ever seen her dance? Sex.

Sally is a bonafied bedwarmer...Marry with a prenup in my favor...

 

 

Fight Me! 

1 minute ago, mattwill said:

Too bad for the Lions.  Losing a good coach to a lateral move.  

That makes a lot more sense. The way you worded it before was not well communicated.

 

Also, see Docs post above, have some fun! 

Just now, Doc S. said:

Jane can hump her tank til the water buffalo come home. Want no parts of that entitled headcase. Kill.

Rita may be 91, but have you ever seen her dance? Sex.

Sally is a bonafied bedwarmer...Marry with a prenup in my favor...

 

 

Fight Me! 

Two words for Jane.  Spite sex.

Two words for Sally. You really like me!  She gotta go, Doc. She gotta go.

Two words for Rita. Ninety one.

Just now, jamiller said:

Two words for Jane.  Spite sex.

Two words for Sally. You really like me!  She gotta go, Doc. She gotta go.

Two words for Rita. Ninety one.

Those latinas will rock your world. Even at 91

29 minutes ago, TorontoEagle said:

@Doc S. @mattwill

You have to marry one of these three, have sex with one, and kill one:

Jane Fonda

Sally Field

Rita Moreno

Marry Jane Have sex with Rita Tell Sally to play dead

1 minute ago, jamiller said:

Two words for Jane.  Spite sex.

Two words for Sally. You really like me!  She gotta go, Doc. She gotta go.

Two words for Rita. Ninety one.

Expand your horizons, brother. Don't be ageist...

91 year olds need love, too...

...and I don't have to like Sally as long as her feet are warm...and she accepts the Covid 19 duct tape mouth guard...

 

 

1 minute ago, Doc S. said:

Expand your horizons, brother. Don't be ageist...

91 year olds need love, too...

...and I don't have to like Sally as long as her feet are warm...and she accepts the Covid 19 duct tape mouth guard...

 

 

Tell us more

8 minutes ago, mattwill said:

Marry Jane Have sex with Rita Tell Sally to play dead

 

8 minutes ago, Doc S. said:

Expand your horizons, brother. Don't be ageist...

91 year olds need love, too...

...and I don't have to like Sally as long as her feet are warm...and she accepts the Covid 19 duct tape mouth guard...

 

 

I am checking out her photos.  I guess so.  But it would be a tough pull.  I would have to be Jim Morrison/Hunter S Thompson kind of loaded though. 

She is petite though and I do like that.  

OK I'm willing to try. Set it up.    

 

 

23 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

I’d grudge F Sally in front of the other 2 and make her scream, "He likes me…..he really really likes me”.  

I like the way you roll you son of a b****

1 hour ago, downundermike said:

Would you like me to grab the urn of her ashes on my mantle and hand them over to you ??

Real classy, talking about someone's dead mother.

That's odd, that's the same line @4for4EaglesNestused when I made a mom joke as well

I'm on to you guys...or...err...you one guy...🤔

We finally got to see what a healthy Sanders looks like over a full season. What a difference consistency makes

34 minutes ago, TorontoEagle said:

Hmmmm. I have a few questions for you:

 

How do you feel about Hoagie Mouths?

Bill Hicks

Who is the most explosive player on the Jags?

Rob Halford

How do you feel about the Steelers?

Bill Hicks

 

 

 

@LeanMeanGM Eagles 38 Chiefs 7. Bonus: Miles Sanders’ total offense =150+ yards

I'd f Sally Field in the back of a Trans Am.

I'd marry Jane Fonda, tug routinely to the movie posters of Barbarella in her mansion, and hope she gives me a chunk of her Ted Turner money after a few months of the driest rodgering I've ever experienced.

Guess that means Rita is on the chopping block.

7 hours ago, Thrive said:

Yes it’s terrible. Feels like his career may be over considering he is a 7th round pick who is going to miss a full year of football. It really sucks and is not fair.

He showed enough to at least get invited to a camp. There's a difference between a 7th round pick and a 7th round pick who won 10 starts as a rookie including 2 play off games. If the 49ers have a lick of sense they won't do anything with Purdy except keep him around until he's healed and see if he has any lasting damage.

2 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

They are not clones.

 

 

 

Oops. Forgot to switch to my mod 6 account. 

That's what a clone would say...🤔

37 minutes ago, TorontoEagle said:

Tell us more

Sure.

11 Days til we hoist our next Lombardi, we got some time. So....

West Side Story.

Natalie was sweet and alluring but a little too pure. That was the role tho, extremely well done, however...

Rita was a Smoke Show. In the gym with George Chakiris was Cinema Gold....Watch the short Vid, or skip

ahead to about 3 mins for the real salsa...

Then there's Jane...

Kill with Fire...

metaphorically speaking of course... maybe.

 

...and then Sally...Bedwarmer...