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11 minutes ago, mattwill said:

I pity the women who choose to have sexual intercourse with you.  Clearly with your attitude foreplay does not matter, nor does whether she has an orgasm.  The only thing that matters to you is how you yourself feel in the immediate present.

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Someone needs to get laid apparently 

15 minutes ago, mattwill said:

I pity the women who choose to have sexual intercourse with you.  Clearly with your attitude foreplay does not matter, nor does whether she has an orgasm.  The only thing that matters to you is how you yourself feel in the immediate present.

He doesn't need foreplay. He's got a couple bottles of white wine and roofies rolled up in smoked cheese

Mattwill after dark: teaching us all how to be better lovers. 

20 minutes ago, mattwill said:

I pity the women who choose to have sexual intercourse with you.  Clearly with your attitude foreplay does not matter, nor does whether she has an orgasm.  The only thing that matters to you is how you yourself feel in the immediate present.

 

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Matt likes the fatties with nice hair

30 minutes ago, bpac55 said:

Sean Tucker is a guy I really like but even he is very Miles Sanders like.  5-10 205.  He's taken a beating at Syracuse too.

I agree, we just need a guy with some wiggle in this offense, which limits the pool. I’ll say it, if bijan is there at 10, I take him

1 minute ago, ManuManu said:

Mattwill after dark: teaching us all how to be better lovers. 

Idk i got my girl this gift for Hanukah/Christmas. Things have never been better 

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10 minutes ago, ManuManu said:

Mattwill after dark: teaching us all how to be better lovers. 

Still day time here in Cali.  Sex is much better in the daylight rather than the dark.

6 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Matt likes the fatties with nice hair

You clearly haven’t been paying attention during past discussions of Kate Upton,

Just now, mattwill said:

You clearly haven’t been paying attention during past discussions of Kate Upton,

Does she not have nice hair?

40 minutes ago, bpac55 said:

Sean Tucker is a guy I really like but even he is very Miles Sanders like.  5-10 205.  He's taken a beating at Syracuse too.

Running back is pretty much a four year position now from a contract/salary cap standpoint unless if you’re taking a guy in the top half of the first round, which this team should not. So a guy’s workload in college shouldn’t really be a concern. Howie will never shell out big money in a second contract for a running back. It’s pretty much what they’ve done with Sanders since he was drafted and he’ll be gone after this season. It sounds harsh, but teams will have no problem running an RB into the ground on his rookie deal and then opt to replace him after four/five years for another guy when they hit 26-27. 

Plenty of FA RB's this offseason. I don't think Sanders will break the bank. Sign him to a 3 year deal and run him in the ground and move on

13 minutes ago, mattwill said:

Still day time here in Cali.  Sex is much better in the daylight rather than the dark.

 

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18 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Matt likes the fatties with nice hair

He doesn’t know what he likes, he can’t hear, see, smell or taste them

18 minutes ago, Allhaildawk said:

I agree, we just need a guy with some wiggle in this offense, which limits the pool. I’ll say it, if bijan is there at 10, I take him

Somehow this part seems like a response to @mattwill 's post, to me.  So, I think it is me that needs to get laid.

need...some wiggle...if bj is there, I take it

18 minutes ago, mattwill said:

Still day time here in Cali.  Sex is much better in the daylight rather than the dark.

 

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5 minutes ago, downundermike said:

He doesn’t know what he likes, he can’t hear, see, smell or taste them

Apparently he has extremely high standards. Not sure there's a woman out there that meets them

4 minutes ago, jamiller said:

Somehow this part seems like a response to @mattwill 's post, to me.  So, I think it is me that needs to get laid.

need...some wiggle...if bj is there, I take it

@olsilverhair is available 

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2 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

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Love that movie

2 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

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you boinked her?

2 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

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1 minute ago, Godfather said:

Love that movie

It’s a classic from my youth 

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