August 11, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, BFit said: oh damn, i thought he gave it to you but yeah im game to do it, @Machine give me the power Bfit, you'll be a good commissioner as long as you don't misidentify the NFL with the NBA.
August 11, 20232 yr Man, talk about a missed opportunity. 1 minute ago, Redden said: Bfit, you'll be a good commissioner as long as you don't misidentify football with soccer.
August 11, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Redden said: Bfit, you'll be a good commissioner as long as you don't misidentify the NFL with the NBA. i came in second in the EMB fantasy bball leagues this year, so i might do better.....
August 11, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said: 1) @hputenis must place a large unshelled walnut in his rectum and hold it there for 24 hours. That's it. That's the only condition. Cheers. If I replace the walnut with either A) an abnormally spiky dragonfruit or B) a fist, would these be acceptable terms?
August 11, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, BFit said: wait, am i getting commish duties or are you? ok I'll do it
August 11, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, hputenis said: If I replace the walnut with either A) an abnormally spiky dragonfruit or B) a fist, would these be acceptable terms? The dragonfruit is fine provided it's in season. The fist, however, must be unlubricated and belong to SNL's Leslie Jones.
August 12, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said: The dragonfruit is fine provided it's in season. The fist, however, must be unlubricated and belong to SNL's Leslie Jones.
August 12, 20232 yr Seeing as how I'm now the Vince McMahon of this league, you can now refer to my team as the corporation....
August 12, 20232 yr 52 minutes ago, BFit said: Seeing as how I'm now the Vince McMahon of this league, you can now refer to my team as the corporation.... if you're Vince McMahon, please post pics of your daughter
August 12, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: if you're Vince McMahon, please post pics of your daughter
August 12, 20232 yr I've also decided that I'm going to volunteer as this season's **OFFICIAL** commentator for the fantasy contests - both in this thread and in @mr_hunt's league, where I also didn't quite make the cut as as a participant. I'll make predictions, provide analysis and color commentary, and even throw in an occasional short form poem (limerick, haiku, or one of my proprietary metres such as the one I call "hot foot" (TM)) about my chronic skin condition. See you soon.
August 12, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said: I've also decided that I'm going to volunteer as this season's **OFFICIAL** commentator for the fantasy contests - both in this thread and in @mr_hunt's league, where I also didn't quite make the cut as as a participant. I'll make predictions, provide analysis and color commentary, and even throw in an occasional short form poem (limerick, haiku, or one of my proprietary metres such as the one I call "hot foot" (TM)) about my chronic skin condition. See you soon. Hey Arthur Jackson No one cares about your skin Sincerely, Commish.
August 12, 20232 yr 54 minutes ago, Machine said: I had to log on to an actual desktop computer. I gave 2 people lm power I'm so sorry we put you through that hardship..... I'm other news, Tuesday Sept 5 9pm. Any objections or comments?
August 12, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, BFit said: I'm so sorry we put you through that hardship..... I'm other news, Tuesday Sept 5 9pm. Any objections or comments? I will be there at 8pm!
August 13, 20232 yr 46 minutes ago, Agent23 said: I will be there at 8pm! my pre-draft coverage will begin at that time. up for an exclusive interview?
August 13, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said: my pre-draft coverage will begin at that time. up for an exclusive interview? Random, semi-related thought. Year 1 of the league I foolishly did not play, voluntarily, but acted as like a league assistant manager. I decided to randomly film and post a video where I drew names for draft order (an honor currently held by @Mat), while also roasting members as I drew their name. That led to several other members posting videos as well, which had much entertainment. We have all reached *just enough* maturity that I don’t anticipate that to ever return, but it was a good time.
August 13, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Agent23 said: Random, semi-related thought. Year 1 of the league I foolishly did not play, voluntarily, but acted as like a league assistant manager. I decided to randomly film and post a video where I drew names for draft order (an honor currently held by @Mat), while also roasting members as I drew their name. That led to several other members posting videos as well, which had much entertainment. We have all reached *just enough* maturity that I don’t anticipate that to ever return, but it was a good time. Every time I have to go onto my YouTube channel, I see those videos I made back then. Damn they were super cringey.
August 13, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, Machine said: I have no idea what this password is, any idea how hard it is to get in? If only websites had a feature for people who forgot their password to change it to something they can remember
August 14, 20232 yr Since @Machinecant figure out passwords, do we just create a new instance of the league? If we do, who takes @Machinespot since he can’t log in anymore?
August 14, 20232 yr Author 2 minutes ago, paco said: Since @Machinecant figure out passwords, do we just create a new instance of the league? If we do, who takes @Machinespot since he can’t log in anymore? What are you talking about. I logged in and gave you and BFit league manager powers
August 14, 20232 yr Author On 8/13/2023 at 7:40 AM, paco said: If only websites had a feature for people who forgot their password to change it to something they can remember You're misunderstanding my message which was not very clear
August 14, 20232 yr Just let me know when you guys are ready for me to step in and run the league. I'll be a forceful, but fair and effective administrator.
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