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9 minutes ago, paco said:

I saw. I like the idea of that particular positional trade, but we need to close the gap value wise. Sent a counter

Not opposed to the player you countered with but not for the original player offered. Sent you something I think is closer in ballpark value

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12 minutes ago, Mat said:

Not opposed to the player you countered with but not for the original player offered. Sent you something I think is closer in ballpark value

Pleasure doing business with you

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On 11/16/2023 at 4:17 PM, Agent23 said:

I’m too busy lately to be theatrical about fantasy. It’s kind of sad tbh 

 

On 11/17/2023 at 9:27 AM, paco said:

no.  I don't buy this.  This is the long con to explain why his team faceplanted.  "If I had time to manage the team, I would have won, so I'm the actual champ if you really think about it."

It's going to be extra challenging this year.  4-9 despite having the 4th fewest points scored against you.  Yikes.

 

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1 week to go until playoffs.  As it currently stands I somehow am in playoff position.  You should all be deeply ashamed.  

 

Currently in the dance

1. @Mat (9-4), clinched
2. @mikemack8 (9-4), clinched
3. @Machine (8-5), clinched
4. @jrsu37 (8-5), unofficially clinched
5. @paco (8-5), unofficially clinched
6. @binkybink77 (7-6), win and in

Outside looking in
@BFit (7-6) (Needs a win and a Binky loss OR outscore Binky by 143 points OR I need to sit everyone and Bfit scores over 165 points)
@B3 (6-7) (Needs a win, a Binky loss and not to be outscored by Binky by more than 10 points)

Officially, unofficially eliminated
@hukdonfoniks (6-7) (needs to gain 50 points on binky AND binky to lose PLUS B3 to lose OR outgain B3 by 60 points PLUS BFit to lose for the 6th spot)

Officially, officially eliminated
@Agent23 (4-9, also an estimate on how many cats he owns)
@Outlaw (3-10, finishing strong going 3-1 in their last 4 games)
@BBE (3-10, rough season with TWO 5 game losing streaks)


(All math was done in my head.  If I got it wrong, below me)

Yeah, my team blows.   I am truly feast or famine in fantasy.

This was the worst fantasy football team I've every fielded. My family has disowned me after my shameful performance. I am posting this from a bus stop in Kensington where I'm offering handies for enough cash to make a 4-leg parlay on FanDuel to try and turn my situation around.

1 minute ago, BBE said:

Yeah, my team blows.   I am truly feast or famine in fantasy.

I haven't been paying as close attention as past years, so I honestly had no idea where you were until I put that list together.  I was surprised, I feel like historically you have very solid to dominant teams.

The past two years were good.  

1 hour ago, Outlaw said:

This was the worst fantasy football team I've every fielded. My family has disowned me after my shameful performance. I am posting this from a bus stop in Kensington where I'm offering handies for enough cash to make a 4-leg parlay on FanDuel to try and turn my situation around.

OMW

I have 0 chance unless Taylor comes back - my RBs were already thin as I went heavy on WR this year, and then Andrews getting hurt was an additional kick to the grapes.  Late bye weeks have sucked for me too.  

Yay!  I clinched a spot in the playoffs!

5 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

OMW

You can’t afford me. 

On 12/5/2023 at 2:37 PM, mikemack8 said:

I have 0 chance unless Taylor comes back - my RBs were already thin as I went heavy on WR this year, and then Andrews getting hurt was an additional kick to the grapes.  Late bye weeks have sucked for me too.  

Independent of fantasy the league needs to heavily reevaluate these bye weeks. Week4 has always been moronic but the fact that there are still byes this coming weekend is near-equally moronic 

1 hour ago, Agent23 said:

Independent of fantasy the league needs to heavily reevaluate these bye weeks. Week4 has always been moronic but the fact that there are still byes this coming weekend is near-equally moronic 

So you’re complaining about….. schedule?

10 hours ago, paco said:

So you’re complaining about….. schedule?

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On 12/6/2023 at 8:35 PM, paco said:

So you’re complaining about….. schedule?

sure

On 12/5/2023 at 12:29 PM, paco said:

1 week to go until playoffs.  As it currently stands I somehow am in playoff position.  You should all be deeply ashamed.  

 

Currently in the dance

1. @Mat (9-4), clinched
2. @mikemack8 (9-4), clinched
3. @Machine (8-5), clinched
4. @jrsu37 (8-5), unofficially clinched
5. @paco (8-5), unofficially clinched
6. @binkybink77 (7-6), win and in

Outside looking in
@BFit (7-6) (Needs a win and a Binky loss OR outscore Binky by 143 points OR I need to sit everyone and Bfit scores over 165 points)
@B3 (6-7) (Needs a win, a Binky loss and not to be outscored by Binky by more than 10 points)

Officially, unofficially eliminated
@hukdonfoniks (6-7) (needs to gain 50 points on binky AND binky to lose PLUS B3 to lose OR outgain B3 by 60 points PLUS BFit to lose for the 6th spot)

Officially, officially eliminated
@Agent23 (4-9, also an estimate on how many cats he owns)
@Outlaw (3-10, finishing strong going 3-1 in their last 4 games)
@BBE (3-10, rough season with TWO 5 game losing streaks)


(All math was done in my head.  If I got it wrong, below me)

@jrsu37 had such a bad week he slipped from 4th to 6th seed.  So now I get to play schmoopie in the first round and likely lose to her for the 3rd time this year <_< 

 

The other notable change to the playoff order from last week, with the loss @Mat slips from 1st to 3rd giving @Machine a first round bye.  Well deserved since @Machine cheats and gets the first overall pick for the 32nd year in a row.

 

Finally, @hukdonfoniks is a whopping 16.2 favorite over @Agent23 as it currently stands.  If Stevenson is out another week, there isn't much Agent can do with his current roster to close the gap significantly.  Don't F this up @hukdonfoniks 

I finished with the top seed despite only outscoring 2 teams for the entire regular season :lol: 

1 minute ago, mikemack8 said:

I finished with the top seed despite only outscoring 2 teams for the entire regular season :lol: 

@Agent23 he tee'd this one up for you

Only fair since the draft has been rigged against me two years in a row with me getting the 12th pick 

Just now, mikemack8 said:

Only fair since the draft has been rigged against me two years in a row with me getting the 12th pick 

If you get the 12th pick next year you are officially bizzaro @Machine

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How did I get first round bye with my #1 pick being basically useless

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I didn't even show up for it

Regular Season Results

1 mikemack 10-4
2 machine 9-5
3 Mat 9-5
4 Schmoopie 8-6
5 The Graper 8-6
6 jrsu37 8-6
7 bfit 8-6
8 B3 7-7
9 Hukd 6-8
10 Agent 4-10
11 Outlaw 4-10
12 BBE 3-11


Points For
2 machine    1912.98
3 mat    1846.4
4 schmoopie    1740.9
5 paco    1737.2
8 B3    1724.5
6 jrsu37    1717.1
9 Hukd    1649.98
10 Agent    1617.46
7 bfit    1590.68
1 mikemack    1583.02
11 Outlaw    1565.92
12 BBE    1544.44


Points Against
3 mat    1519.68
1 mikemack    1547.72
9 Hukd    1667.3
5 paco    1670.36
10 Agent    1675.54
6 jrsu    1679.72
8 B3    1695.92
2 Machine    1724.24
4 schmoopie    1733.02
7 Bfit    1741.04
12 BBE    1776.22
11  Outlaw    1799.82

 

14 minutes ago, Machine said:

How did I get first round bye with my #1 pick being basically useless

Because you nailed every other single digit round pick.  Jerk.

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