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2 minutes ago, Bill said:

IDK I thought the "I’m your Republican congressman” ones were Fn hilarious. 
 

That first one was lame AF tho. 

I mean they were funny, but not in the way intended.

I also find it hilarious that the "I’m your Republican congressman” line got more traction with right wing trolls saying "your body, my choice” than it did with any election voting. :roll: 

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2 minutes ago, TEW said:

I mean they were funny, but not in the way intended.

I also find it hilarious that the "I’m your Republican congressman” line got more traction with right wing trolls saying "your body, my choice” than it did with any election voting. :roll: 

Yeah, but real life isn’t 4chan trollery. 
 

It’s funny when they convince people that their new iPhone can be charged by nuking it in the microwave. It’s not so much when women are being told that ish.
 

It’s like if you imagined how Neckbeard McIncelBetaSoyBoy would try and troll. Just comes off as some cringe ish.

So in retrospect, maybe DJT was onto something when he pulled this little stunt

 

38 minutes ago, rambo said:

Hey Napoleon, you're really blowing this out of proportion.  They're not causing disruption or anything like that.  And yes, I do trust my boy and all players on my team.  I'm just saying they exist and I find it funny.  Not that it's a pandemic.

And for future reference, calling someones kid a liar is a dick move.  Kid is in advanced classes and does very well in school and is as honest as them come.

 

I didn't call your kid a liar, Sir Queefsalot. They probably just took a rumor they heard at face value and relayed it to you. Smart kids aren't immune to rumors, and when you get a bunch of kids together in a social setting they tend to tell each other stories that turn into rumors that eventually bear very little resemblance to the actual truth.

2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I didn't call your kid a liar, Sir Queefsalot. They probably just took a rumor they heard at face value and relayed it to you. Smart kids aren't immune to rumors, and when you get a bunch of kids together in a social setting they tend to tell each other stories that turn into rumors that eventually bear very little resemblance to the actual truth.

just admit that you hate gay cats

32 minutes ago, Bill said:

What do you mean the supporting actor kid from Wonder Years didn’t grow up to be Marilyn Manson who had a rib removed to be able to auto fellate?


Also check out this sick S I drew. 

The one I still believed well into adulthood was the whole "toilets flush the opposite way south of the equator" thing. It might be techincally true in most cases (because of the toilet bowl design), but it has nothing to do with the actual equator, if I'm remembering the mythbusters episode right. 

31 minutes ago, Bill said:

IDK I thought the "I’m your Republican congressman” ones were Fn hilarious. 
 

That first one was lame AF tho. 

The one with the gay cowboy wasn't from her campaign. Not sure if it's intended to be parody or just really is that ridiculous, but you can't blame something on her or her team when they had nothing to do with it.

2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

The one I still believed well into adulthood was the whole "toilets flush the opposite way south of the equator" thing. It might be techincally true in most cases (because of the toilet bowl design), but it has nothing to do with the actual equator, if I'm remembering the mythbusters episode right. 

The whole Marilyn Manson thing was the only one we pretty much had. Well, other than my friend group being convinced that they had invented "The Game” and everyone else copied them. 
 

The only other one I can think of is when we are all in early middle school and thought that the M1 Garand could be both clip and magazine fed because why else would Upham be carrying all those belts of ammo. 

1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said:

The one with the gay cowboy wasn't from her campaign. Not sure if it's intended to be parody or just really is that ridiculous, but you can't blame something on her or her team when they had nothing to do with it.

It screams of what a bunch of blue hairs would believe would resonate with blue collar men. Backfired horrifically. 
 

Ultimately at the end of the day I’m just mad that, instead of being born so that I could fight the British, slave owners, or the Germans, I got to live in a repeat of late 19th century politics, only now instead of The New York World/Herald, it’s social media. 

40 minutes ago, Bill said:

Yeah, but real life isn’t 4chan trollery. 
 

It’s funny when they convince people that their new iPhone can be charged by nuking it in the microwave. It’s not so much when women are being told that ish.
 

It’s like if you imagined how Neckbeard McIncelBetaSoyBoy would try and troll. Just comes off as some cringe ish.

I just laugh at the cycle…

Left makes cringe ad with line 

GOP wins election

right trolls appropriate line

Left cries because they take line they created seriously

I absolutely agree with this and I can't understand why anyone wouldn't. You traffic kids and you die. The end. Literally. 

 

 

2 hours ago, Paul852 said:

I keep hearing this is a "thing" but have yet to hear about it in our school district (either from my daughter or other parents).

Daughter has two in her 6th grade class. 

6 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

She's shooting the pets!

Does that make you like her more or less?

Just now, Esage said:

Daughter has two in her 6th grade class. 

Oh yeah? Your kid in the same class as rambo's kid?

1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:

I absolutely agree with this and I can't understand why anyone wouldn't. You traffic kids and you die. The end. Literally. 

 

 

He was best friends with Epstein…

2 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Oh yeah? Your kid in the same class as rambo's kid?

We need an official cvon poll, "Does your kid say there are furries at their school?"

8 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Oh yeah? Your kid in the same class as rambo's kid?

Nope

I’m gonna call b.s. on this one.  Don’t believe everything your kids say is happening at school.

4 minutes ago, Esage said:

Nope

OK dude. Totally believe you too. Must just be a 6th grade thing.

Can you imagine the books that will be written?

5 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

I’m gonna call b.s. on this one.  Don’t believe everything your kids say is happening at school.

You mean the cow tipping or the student furry epidemic sweeping the nation?

3 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

I’m gonna call b.s. on this one.  Don’t believe everything your kids say is happening at school.

Tampons in the boys bathroom.

4 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

Tampons in the boys bathroom.

Sure.  And monkeys fly out of my butt.  

Speaking of middle school rumors, I think that's when I heard about people putting gerbils up their asses. Wasn't it Robert Redford that was the first to do it according to the story?

Maybe someone thought the vape sensor was a tampon dispenser?  Idk

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