5 minutes ago, BigEFly said:

4 minutes ago, BigEFly said:

These genius beats can't even properly tell us if he's on a cart or not

19 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

Easier to have fun and be jovial without some diva WR ****ing and moaning and dragging the locker room down every day

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1 minute ago, LeanMeanGM said:

These genius beats can't even properly tell us if he's on a cart or not

Gets better. The tweet storm on whether he headed inside or just to the medical tent.

41 minutes ago, Connecticut Eagle said:

OMG. This is stupid.

Carter will make $34M over the next two seasons, THEN the extension starts in 2028.

Williams will make $47M over the next two seasons, THEN a Jerry-botched extension might start in 2028.

To be fair, we probably gave him a signing bonus that ups his 2026 cash from the $3.7mm he was due to get. Likely he is getting around $55-ish million in 2026 and 2027, with like $128mm left over the last 4 years. Jerry will end up paying Q $140mm for those 4 years ($35mm AAV) plus the $47mm, so a little more over 6 years (187 vs. 183) to the older, not as good player. Because Jerry gonna Jerry.

1 minute ago, vikas83 said:

To be fair, we probably gave him a signing bonus that ups his 2026 cash from the $3.7mm he was due to get. Likely he is getting around $55-ish million in 2026 and 2027, with like $128mm left over the last 4 years. Jerry will end up paying Q $140mm for those 4 years ($35mm AAV) plus the $47mm, so a little more over 6 years (187 vs. 183) to the older, not as good player. Because Jerry gonna Jerry.

I figured that. And that they may also restructure the guaranteed $27M salary in 2027 into an amortizable bonus.

Still, a wildly inaccurate assessment of the new money impact. It made my brain hurt.

Oh boy

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Maybe James-Newby can play OLB

5 minutes ago, BigEFly said:

Oh boy

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https://y.getyarn.io/a9a90283-57a5-43c5-aad1-75ddcecc29cc.mp4

53 minutes ago, paco said:

We are going to have a 3 QB package?!?!?!?!

This new offense will take the league by storm!

2 hours ago, paco said:

This post made me think of this copium for some reason. @vikas83 , you will either enjoy this or it will make your head explode.

I've never seen a bigger reach to paint the Cowboys in a favorable light. They will wait too long until all the big names are signed and the market is reset, and they will be forced to pay a 31-year old the most money ever to a DT (with no cash/front-end bonuses or dummy years so it will destroy their cap yet again).

Apparently, Howie has added 15 lbs of muscle in the offseason

5 minutes ago, hputenis said:

I've never seen a bigger reach to paint the Cowboys in a favorable light. They will wait too long until all the big names are signed and the market is reset, and they will be forced to pay a 31-year old the most money ever to a DT (with no cash/front-end bonuses or dummy years so it will destroy their cap yet again).

https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article20860938.html

Despite baggage, Greg Hardy making positive impression on Cowboys

On 7/29/2026 at 11:11 AM, BigEFly said:

When we play the pats in preseason, put him on Doubs. Please.

1 hour ago, BigEFly said:

Oh boy

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We need to trade Jakorian Bennett to a NFC East team so Wicks can make those kinds of catches in a real game.

Saw The Odyssey movie. Too much mythological mysticism for me. Odysseus leaves Anne Hathaway, gone for twenty years including spending seven years alone with a scantily clad Charlize Theron then returns to Anne Hathaway, who welcomes him back with open arms. "Honey, I would have been back sooner but I lost my memory and spent seven years alone with Charlize, until I remembered you”, wouldn’t fly in real life.

3 minutes ago, BigEFly said:

Saw The Odyssey movie. Too much mythological mysticism for me. Odysseus leaves Anne Hathaway, gone for twenty years including spending seven years alone with a scantily clad Charlize Theron then returns to Anne Hathaway, who welcomes him back with open arms. "Honey, I would have been back sooner but I lost my memory and spent seven years alone with Charlize, until I remembered you”, wouldn’t fly in real life.

Crazy an ancient epic poem based in mythology isn't grounded in reality.

48 minutes ago, BigEFly said:

Apparently, Howie has added 15 lbs of muscle in the offseason

slow news day 😂

I mean, basically saying we were running a HS offense before...

"semi-jacked"

I guess coming from Humpty Dumpty Ed Kracz maybe. The girl in green to his right looks more jacked.