So that’s why my mom called me a dirty peasant growing up 

3 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

So that’s why my mom called me a dirty peasant growing up 

An honest woman, it would seem.

3 hours ago, RememberTheKoy said:

 

It's the unwritten rule of this message board apparently.  No speculation allowed of why our high priced RT is set to miss his second straight game. 

 Speculation is fair, it’s possible Delonte West moved in next to Lane’s parents place Saturday night. Pics were sent, crap hit the fan. 

46 minutes ago, bpac55 said:

Tyrone Biggums, When keeping it real goes wrong, A moment in the life of Lil John, Wayne Brady high on PCP, Trading Spouses....so many great skits. 

I just re-watched the racial draft. So funny.

Konichiwa, ****es

 

27 minutes ago, Iggles_Phan said:

It does?   I thought princess was to a girl what prince is to a boy.. Prince fits 'future king', and guess who princes would marry most frequently.. yes, that's right a princess, who would become queen.   

 

Don't tell Princess Elizabeth, turned Queen Elizabeth she was a useless spoiled woman, nor Queen Victoria, who was Princess Victoria before that?  Catherine the Great?   Shall we continue?

Agreed but, we all know americans don't call their daughters princess because of the UK. 

It's Disney princess BS

2 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

Agreed but, we all know americans don't call their daughters princess because of the UK. 

It's Disney princess BS

Sure.  

51 minutes ago, Bacarty2 said:

Fletcher has had 1 since Week 11. 

But it's Gannon's scheme... 

False, he had 4 games in a row with a sack. Didnt have one week 12 and then his last was week 13. 

31 minutes ago, Iggles_Phan said:

It does?   I thought princess was to a girl what prince is to a boy.. Prince fits 'future king', and guess who princes would marry most frequently.. yes, that's right a princess, who would become queen.   

 

Don't tell Princess Elizabeth, turned Queen Elizabeth she was a useless spoiled woman, nor Queen Victoria, who was Princess Victoria before that?  Catherine the Great?   Shall we continue?

Who thinks of them as Princesses?  We think of them as Queens.

Princesses marry a Prince Charming, who'll pamper them and they'll never have to grow up.

Elizabeth the I was never a "princess." As the Protestant daughter of Anne Boleyn, she was considered a **** and a heretic, and lived in fear for her life until she ascended to the throne, only to face a Spanish invasion which might have ended with her burned at the stake.

Catherine the Great was a princess only in name. Her family had very little money. The young Sophie was groomed throughout her childhood to be the wife of some powerful ruler in order to improve the position of the reigning house of Anhalt. She detested her husband, who was an alcoholic who was emotionally stunted and physically repulsive. Her mother was a cold, abusive woman who loved gossip and court intrigues. When Sophie arrived in Russia in 1744, she spared no effort to ingratiate herself not only with Empress Elizabeth, but with her husband and with the Russian people. She applied herself to learning the Russian language with zeal, and made the decision then to do whatever was necessary and to profess to believe whatever was required of her to become qualified to wear the crown.  She deposed her husband with the support of the Russian Orthodox church, as she had converted.

 

Just now, austinfan said:

Who thinks of them as Princesses?  We think of them as Queens.

Princesses marry a Prince Charming, who'll pamper them and they'll never have to grow up.

Elizabeth the I was never a "princess." As the Protestant daughter of Anne Boleyn, she was considered a **** and a heretic, and lived in fear for her life until she ascended to the throne, only to face a Spanish invasion which might have ended with her burned at the stake.

Catherine the Great was a princess only in name. Her family had very little money. The young Sophie was groomed throughout her childhood to be the wife of some powerful ruler in order to improve the position of the reigning house of Anhalt. She detested her husband, who was an alcoholic who was emotionally stunted and physically repulsive. Her mother was a cold, abusive woman who loved gossip and court intrigues. When Sophie arrived in Russia in 1744, she spared no effort to ingratiate herself not only with Empress Elizabeth, but with her husband and with the Russian people. She applied herself to learning the Russian language with zeal, and made the decision then to do whatever was necessary and to profess to believe whatever was required of her to become qualified to wear the crown.  She deposed her husband with the support of the Russian Orthodox church, as she had converted.

 

Missed the point... princess before ascending.  That's what they were whether we think of them in their final position or not, there was a time before that.    As for Elizabeth not being a princess, as the daughter of the king... she was a princess.    Fun talk.   

Yeah the Princesses. There’s a good name for this team 

58 minutes ago, SB52 said:

I just re-watched the racial draft. So funny.

Konichiwa, ****es

His portrayal of a white guy kills me.  Same guy as in Trading Spouses.  The racial draft is hilarious.  Love the trading part.

Stafford -2 thanks Fface 

That may be the worst throw of the year. Stafford, come on man. 

6 hours ago, NCiggles said:

Someone is lying about what exactly? The only thing we know is that he went to Oklahoma and then he returned due to a complex medical situation for a family member.   I am sure at some point there may or may not be be more details on it. It's not a Fing conspiracy.  

I'm not saying it is a conspiracy 😄

Just kinda a weird situation.  As far as someone lying, I'm not saying Lane.  More so either the team or those making the reports, which isn't surprising for a professional sports team or the media to lie about something.

These Seahawks unis are hideous. 

Its really sad to have gone from Zumoff to this Zumoff lookalike woman. Her voice is one of the worst things I have ever heard. 

29 minutes ago, austinfan said:

Who thinks of them as Princesses?  We think of them as Queens.

Princesses marry a Prince Charming, who'll pamper them and they'll never have to grow up.

Elizabeth the I was never a "princess." As the Protestant daughter of Anne Boleyn, she was considered a **** and a heretic, and lived in fear for her life until she ascended to the throne, only to face a Spanish invasion which might have ended with her burned at the stake.

Catherine the Great was a princess only in name. Her family had very little money. The young Sophie was groomed throughout her childhood to be the wife of some powerful ruler in order to improve the position of the reigning house of Anhalt. She detested her husband, who was an alcoholic who was emotionally stunted and physically repulsive. Her mother was a cold, abusive woman who loved gossip and court intrigues. When Sophie arrived in Russia in 1744, she spared no effort to ingratiate herself not only with Empress Elizabeth, but with her husband and with the Russian people. She applied herself to learning the Russian language with zeal, and made the decision then to do whatever was necessary and to profess to believe whatever was required of her to become qualified to wear the crown.  She deposed her husband with the support of the Russian Orthodox church, as she had converted.

 

Yasss slay Queen 

Another of my fav Chapelle Show skits.  The Playa Hatas Ball featuring Silky Johnston and Buck Nasty.

When the picture of Rosie O'Donnell comes up.  "she wears underwear with d-holes in them"    Had me rolling when I first saw that.

 

 

1 minute ago, HazletonEagle said:

Its really sad to have gone from Zumoff to this Zumoff lookalike woman. Her voice is one of the worst things I have ever heard. 

I want to give her a chance but I'm having a hard time.  I just don't like it one bit.

4 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

Its really sad to have gone from Zumoff to this Zumoff lookalike woman. Her voice is one of the worst things I have ever heard. 

I just turned it on to check it out. 

4 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

I just turned it on to check it out. 

She spends most of her time speaking sort of under her breath in a more nasaly tone that sounds a lot like an elf to me. And its so annoying.

There are some occasions where she sort of uses a normal woman's voice and doesnt sound so bad.

And then theres times when she uses her best Doris Burke-like deep voice which is also annoying. 

2 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

She spends most of her time speaking sort of under her breath in a more nasaly tone that sounds a lot like an elf to me. And its so annoying.

There are some occasions where she sort of uses a normal woman's voice and doesnt sound so bad.

And then theres times when she uses her best Doris Burke-like deep voice which is also annoying. 

Lots of silly slang/catch phrases from what I've caught so far too.

1 minute ago, HazletonEagle said:

She spends most of her time speaking sort of under her breath in a more nasaly tone that sounds a lot like an elf to me. And its so annoying.

There are some occasions where she sort of uses a normal woman's voice and doesnt sound so bad.

And then theres times when she uses her best Doris Burke-like deep voice which is also annoying. 

She isn't as bad as Doris Burke or Beth Mowans. 

I get what you are saying she is kind of quiet then gets loud then the most annoying thing for me is she all of a sudden just says a bunch of sheet super fast. Very uneven in her delivery for sure. 

I hate when the games are on ESPN and I have to hear Doris Burke now I have to listen to this nonsense all year accept for TBS games. 

I thought Zumoff and Alaa were just starting to hit their stride. They were good last year.