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Eagles 2022 regular season R&R edition ( still no politics )

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Hi everyone!  As of 2 hours ago, I have been promoted to an "explorer." 

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Pucker up ladies!  I'm about to go butthole spelunking in here @Godfather @EaglePhan1986 @olsilverhair

 

4 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Hi everyone!  As of 2 hours ago, I have been promoted to an "explorer." 

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Pucker up ladies!  I'm about to go butthole spelunking in here @Godfather @EaglePhan1986 @olsilverhair

 

Better bring a powerful light and some extra batteries if you're gonna explore those vast caverns!!

I see @Godfather is an enthusiast.  Any thoughts on what exactly he is an enthusiast of, other than grooming @olsilverhair's taint? 

28 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

I see @Godfather is an enthusiast.  Any thoughts on what exactly he is an enthusiast of, other than grooming @olsilverhair's taint? 

is that you in your pic?

47 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

is that you in your pic?

Yep - I'm Mark Sanchez - you effin ****

1 hour ago, mikemack8 said:

I see @Godfather is an enthusiast.  Any thoughts on what exactly he is an enthusiast of, other than grooming @olsilverhair's taint? 

I'm feeling pretty enthused for the game on Sunday you dirty little skaint

2 hours ago, hputenis said:

Hi everyone!  As of 2 hours ago, I have been promoted to an "explorer." 

 image.png.02271f6ab46e7565ce2c5db204611f3e.png

Pucker up ladies!  I'm about to go butthole spelunking in here @Godfather @EaglePhan1986 @olsilverhair

 

I just had a double steak bowl with extra green sauce from Chipotle. Enjoy what's about to come out

1 hour ago, olsilverhair said:

is that you in your pic?

Is your profile pic and pic of your lady hole after @hputenis is done with you? 

1 hour ago, Godfather said:

Is your profile pic and pic of your lady hole after @hputenis is done with you? 

His lady hole when I’m done with him looks like the end of the movie "Dead Alive,” one of Peter Jackson’s first movies.  A true comedic massacre.   @Shepard Wong, @LeanMeanGM, and @mikemack8 should know the reference.  

1 hour ago, hputenis said:

His lady hole when I’m done with him looks like the end of the movie "Dead Alive,” one of Peter Jackson’s first movies.  A true comedic massacre.   @Shepard Wong, @LeanMeanGM, and @mikemack8 should know the reference.  

:roll: so gross

20 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

:roll: so gross

Some consider it gross, those guys consider it an average Wednesday

15 minutes ago, downundermike said:

Some consider it gross, those guys consider it an average Wednesday

I just read my last post and I don’t know quite how we got here, but I love  it!  Have you gone into the 411 short bus blog recently?  They have so much content between maybe 5 posters.  I haven’t clicked in there since last year. It’s just too painful to read unless I need a Fing nap. 

1 minute ago, hputenis said:

I just read my last post and I don’t know quite how we got here, but I love  it!  Have you gone into the 411 short bus blog recently?  They have so much content between maybe 5 posters.  I haven’t clicked in there since last year. It’s just too painful to read unless I need a Fing nap. 

Yeah, they are a weird bunch that only post in that thread

2 hours ago, hputenis said:

His lady hole when I’m done with him looks like the end of the movie "Dead Alive,” one of Peter Jackson’s first movies.  A true comedic massacre.  @Shepard Wong, @LeanMeanGM, and @mikemack8 should know the reference.  

Soccer Mike likes plowing olsilverbag fat lesbian hole while watching Schindler's List

6 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Soccer Mike likes plowing olsilverbag fat lesbian hole while watching Schindler's List

😂😂

3 hours ago, Godfather said:

I just had a double steak bowl with extra green sauce from Chipotle. Enjoy what's about to come out

i’ll see your steak bowl w/green sauce and raise you two fried salmon patties, mashed potatoes and creamed corn

1 minute ago, NCTANK said:

i’ll see your steak bowl w/green sauce and raise you two fried salmon patties, mashed potatoes and creamed corn

You had it at cream corn

Guess what the combined age of Doc S and Mattwill is.

I say 173 

All of you lil f heads better be drinking. Olsilverbag eats d in Walmart bathrooms

On 2/4/2023 at 5:35 PM, Godfather said:

All of you lil f heads better be drinking. Olsilverbag eats d in Walmart bathrooms

put a large stalk of corn in your rectum you guinea **** ****

24 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

put a large stalk of corn in your rectum you guinea **** ****

Go deep throat your bangers

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