2 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

Is that the new movie with the old broads going to the Super Bowl? 

Yea, they are all horny for Tom Terrific or something.

1 minute ago, TorontoEagle said:

Jokes on you, that’s prime fapping material. I’m sure the pillars would agree

@TorontoEagle coming in hot

 

1 minute ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

That’s hot.  Not dragon secs hot….but hot. 

Nothing beats dragon sex. When does the next season of Thrones come out? 

3 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

What if they were all the same person, but none of them knew it?

Cut it out

3 minutes ago, TorontoEagle said:

Jokes on you, that’s prime fapping material. I’m sure the pillars would agree

Also this means you would have to watch someone else fap the whole time

 

4 minutes ago, jamiller said:

I'm freaking out man. What if all of you are just one person all this time?  Imma need someone to hold me.

It's not paranoia if they really are after you...Let's get together and feel alright...

 

14 minutes ago, Utebird said:

funny that you put the exact names, coincidence?🤔

Except @UndyTaker he doesn't fit the profile.

Well now im offended

4 minutes ago, jamiller said:

Cut it out

Or maybe you are actually them, they know it but you dont?

7 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

I hope there are Chiefs fans lurking and confused as hell about this place

"I went to the Eagles Message Board and I don't know WHAT the EFF is goin on over there..."  

Joe Banner is Splinter 

Just now, 4for4EaglesNest said:

Welp, we know who’s clone you are. 

Speaking of clones, I’m surprised bacarty hasn’t tried to sneak his way back onto the EMB yet

18 minutes ago, Eagle1ne said:

 

 

Were they handwritten letters?  Were they just saying the something every time?  So many questions.  

3 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

He’s amongst us.  

You’re very sus

1 minute ago, RememberTheKoy said:

 

Were they handwritten letters?  Were they just saying the something every time?  So many questions.  

Shaddup the grown ups are talking 

12 minutes ago, downundermike said:

Speaking of clones, I’m surprised bacarty hasn’t tried to sneak his way back onto the EMB yet

Hes trying not to be so hasty

@Doc S. @mattwill

You have to marry one of these three, have sex with one, and kill one:

Jane Fonda

Sally Field

Rita Moreno

1 hour ago, downundermike said:

Second time I have seen this crap this week, lets be done with it.

 

@Moderator6 would you please confirm with IP that myself, and I assume he means @Texas Eagle @TorontoEagle @4for4EaglesNest and in another thread @UndyTaker are not clone accounts of mine.

Please also confirm that myself and @wholesale_Melvin are not clones of each other and furthermore, one of us has a 8" wang while the other has hepatitis of the colon.

Just now, wholesale_Melvin said:

Please also confirm that myself and @wholesale_Melvin are not clones of each other and furthermore, one of us has a 8" wang while the other has hepatitis of the colon.

Ummm

 

 

14 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

Awesome!!!

 

 

They are also looking into extending Dak and are still interested in signing OBJ

https://www.audacy.com/1053thefan/sports/dallas-cowboys/cowboys-open-to-contract-extension-with-dak-prescott

13 minutes ago, TorontoEagle said:

@Doc S. @mattwill

You have to marry one of these three, have sex with one, and kill one:

Jane Fonda

Sally Field

Rita Moreno

I'll play...

Kill Hanoi Jane, the Communist Beeyotch..just to shut her mouth.

Sex with Rita, Latina Lovers, woohoo.

Marry Sally..What'd Life be without Homegrown Tomatoes...

 

 

Howd I do??

10 minutes ago, TorontoEagle said:

Ummm

 

 

It's real easy; if someone had a small wang and hepatitis at the sametime, he may waste everyone's time thinking he had to convince all that he did not give it to himself.

It's referred to as downunder plunder mapleleaf syndrome.

 

5 minutes ago, Doc S. said:

I'll play...

Kill Hanoi Jane, the Communist ****..just to shut her mouth.

Sex with Rita, Latina Lovers, woohoo.

Marry Sally..What'd Life be without Homegrown Tomatoes...

 

 

Howd I do??

No way.

You bang Jane, kill Sally (as her voice would make you do it in 2 to 3 days anyway) and marry Rita who puts you in her will and slips into a peaceful forever slumber in the next 1 to 5 years as she is 91.  

3 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

It's real easy; if someone had a small wang and hepatitis at the sametime, he may waste everyone's time thinking he had to convince all that he did not give it to himself.

It's referred to as downunder plunder mapleleaf syndrome.

 

That about covers it. Tip o the cap...