hputenis Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 On 4/19/2023 at 9:46 AM, hputenis said: The reviews of Evil Dead Rise are insane. The director's goal of this movie was to make the viewers puke, and they used 1720 gallons of fake blood during production. I may leave the pants on during this movie. I finally saw this 2 nights ago. I'd give it a 7.5/10. I was expecting to physically wanna puke after this hype, but I did not at any point. There are some scenes that are eye popping and gross, and I certainly understand why there was 1720 gallons of fake blood used, but the shock factor wasn't too much. Overall it was actually a decent movie - the special effects and "deadites" were fantastic. The scariest part of the movie was the book in my opinion (the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis). I don't remember seeing this specific book before, but some of the ancient images, drawings, and texts were terrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shepard Wong Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 hours ago, hputenis said: I finally saw this 2 nights ago. I'd give it a 7.5/10. I was expecting to physically wanna puke after this hype, but I did not at any point. There are some scenes that are eye popping and gross, and I certainly understand why there was 1720 gallons of fake blood used, but the shock factor wasn't too much. Overall it was actually a decent movie - the special effects and "deadites" were fantastic. The scariest part of the movie was the book in my opinion (the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis). I don't remember seeing this specific book before, but some of the ancient images, drawings, and texts were terrifying. I liked it a lot too. Especially for a wide wide release horror, it was pretty dark but still had some of the original Evil Dead tone. It's definitely one I'll rewatch soon. Also, I started a series that been on Epix/MGM + called FROM. I'm not sure if anyone has posted about it yet but 3 episodes in, I'm really digging it. It has a Stephen King feel to the story and characters. I won't get into spoilery specifics because I think it's better to go in cold when you start but it's worth watching. I imagine most people posting in here would be into it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted May 18, 2023 Author Share Posted May 18, 2023 26 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said: I liked it a lot too. Especially for a wide wide release horror, it was pretty dark but still had some of the original Evil Dead tone. It's definitely one I'll rewatch soon. Also, I started a series that been on Epix/MGM + called FROM. I'm not sure if anyone has posted about it yet but 3 episodes in, I'm really digging it. It has a Stephen King feel to the story and characters. I won't get into spoilery specifics because I think it's better to go in cold when you start but it's worth watching. I imagine most people posting in here would be into it. FROM is great! I really enjoyed the whole season. I think season 2 actually just came out too. The night zombie things in FROM are some of the scariest, most disturbing creatures I've ever seen on a TV show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homerpat Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Saw Evil Dead this past week as well Meh. I love Evil Dead series so much and the movie had some great visuals but too much non Ash idiocy for my taste and did not at all care for final iteration of evil They did not portray it well Interesting side bar. was at one of the theaters with super nice large reclining seats. Go to leave after the movie and see two young 20 something physically pulling their pants back on. Pretty sure they were bumping uglies in the back row during the movie. What ever happened to a sub par old fashion?!? People getting full naked effing now apparently. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike030270 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 I liked it and don't think I've seen any of the previous movies. There were a bunch of classic stupid horror movie scenes like Spoiler the kid going in the hole to the bank or the girl unlocking the door I was confused on the elevator blood scene because it seemed like they could turn if the demons blood got into them. Being immersed in the blood should do the trick lol but it didn't 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawkins4prez Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 On 5/18/2023 at 3:38 PM, homerpat said: Saw Evil Dead this past week as well Meh. I love Evil Dead series so much and the movie had some great visuals but too much non Ash idiocy for my taste and did not at all care for final iteration of evil They did not portray it well Interesting side bar. was at one of the theaters with super nice large reclining seats. Go to leave after the movie and see two young 20 something physically pulling their pants back on. Pretty sure they were bumping uglies in the back row during the movie. What ever happened to a sub par old fashion?!? People getting full naked effing now apparently. Or the popcorn trick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homerpat Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 8 hours ago, dawkins4prez said: Or the popcorn trick! exactly. Honestly it was gross. Use your car like decent young people do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homerpat Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 On 5/18/2023 at 3:38 PM, homerpat said: Saw Evil Dead this past week as well Meh. I love Evil Dead series so much and the movie had some great visuals but too much non Ash idiocy for my taste and did not at all care for final iteration of evil They did not portray it well Interesting side bar. was at one of the theaters with super nice large reclining seats. Go to leave after the movie and see two young 20 something physically pulling their pants back on. Pretty sure they were bumping uglies in the back row during the movie. What ever happened to a sub par old fashion HJ?!? People getting full naked effing now apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglePhan1986 Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 @hputenis is directing a new scary movie called Hail to Uranus. It’s a movie about the EMB’s biggest Redskins fan @TheLeadCommander getting repeatedly anal raped over a redskin toilet by yours truly and @Godfather. We rotate and have a different mask on every time the camera cuts away and comes back. @olsilverhair is just chained up the whole time this is going on. I love ruining hpenis’ favorite thread 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, EaglePhan1986 said: @hputenis is directing a new scary movie called Hail to Uranus. It’s a movie about the EMB’s biggest Redskins fan @TheLeadCommander getting repeatedly anal raped over a redskin toilet by yours truly and @Godfather. We rotate and have a different mask on every time the camera cuts away and comes back. @olsilverhair is just chained up the whole time this is going on. I love ruining hpenis’ favorite thread @olsilverhair is getting pissed on every rotation 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 While @olsilverhair is getting pissed on, you can see @mikemack8in the corner fn bud light cans 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shepard Wong Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 14 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said: @hputenis is directing the hottest porn movie ever called Hail to Uranus. It’s a movie about the EMB’s biggest Redskins fan @TheLeadCommander getting repeatedly anal raped over a redskin toilet by yours truly and @Godfather. We rotate and have a different mask on every time the camera cuts away and comes back. @olsilverhair is just chained up the whole time this is going on. I love ruining hpenis’ favorite thread FYP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shepard Wong Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 5/18/2023 at 2:53 PM, hputenis said: FROM is great! I really enjoyed the whole season. I think season 2 actually just came out too. The night zombie things in FROM are some of the scariest, most disturbing creatures I've ever seen on a TV show. Finished season 1. This show is so good. How are more people not talking about it? Looks like 5 episodes from season 2 are out. Hopefully I’ll get some time this weekend to catch up completely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemack8 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 14 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said: Finished season 1. This show is so good. How are more people not talking about it? Looks like 5 episodes from season 2 are out. Hopefully I’ll get some time this weekend to catch up completely. Probably because it's on a really stupid network/streaming service that no one has or knows about? I'm planning to wait until the season is over and then sign up and watch it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeanMeanGM Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 I'm 4 episodes in of watching FROM and it's one of the better shows I've watched in awhile. The first season is free on Prime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 5/22/2023 at 8:31 PM, EaglePhan1986 said: @hputenis is directing a new scary movie called Hail to Uranus. It’s a movie about the EMB’s biggest Redskins fan @TheLeadCommander getting repeatedly anal raped over a redskin toilet by yours truly and @Godfather. We rotate and have a different mask on every time the camera cuts away and comes back. @olsilverhair is just chained up the whole time this is going on. I love ruining hpenis’ favorite thread I thought you got banned too, havent heard from you, you old prikkkkk, this board gets jacked off on, but not as much as you and godfather, changing hands and calling it, wait for it, Im gonna get some strange 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 6 hours ago, mikemack8 said: Probably because it's on a really stupid network/streaming service that no one has or knows about? I'm planning to wait until the season is over and then sign up and watch it. shutup you stupid dong lips 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglePhan1986 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 6 minutes ago, olsilverhair said: I thought you got banned too, havent heard from you, you old prikkkkk, this board gets jacked off on, but not as much as you and godfather, changing hands and calling it, wait for it, Im gonna get some strange Glad to see hpenis is still feeding and watering you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 16 hours ago, EaglePhan1986 said: Glad to see hpenis is still feeding and watering you I've lowered all of his rations by almost double to the point he looks exactly like Gollum. So I created an Onlyfans account for him and labeled it "My Precious," and there are so many sickos out there that it's bringing in about 10K/month. I'm gonna replace his water with hand sanitizer soon and see how much attention that'll get. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 5/25/2023 at 3:23 PM, olsilverhair said: shutup you stupid dong lips If I catch you JO’ing again after luring the cat in by feeding him your skin, I’m gonna have to increase your rent. Stay put sir. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsilverhair Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 11 hours ago, hputenis said: If I catch you JO’ing again after luring the cat in by feeding him your skin, I’m gonna have to increase your rent. Stay put sir. ok, I see you're from charlotte, do they still allow fogtags like yourself to choose which bathroom you people want to use, eaglesphan1986 pees sitting down 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike030270 Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Wasn't really impressed with The Boogeyman There was 1 good jump scare that was unexpected. Majority you knew were coming 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hputenis Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 On 5/18/2023 at 2:27 PM, Shepard Wong said: I liked it a lot too. Especially for a wide wide release horror, it was pretty dark but still had some of the original Evil Dead tone. It's definitely one I'll rewatch soon. Also, I started a series that been on Epix/MGM + called FROM. I'm not sure if anyone has posted about it yet but 3 episodes in, I'm really digging it. It has a Stephen King feel to the story and characters. I won't get into spoilery specifics because I think it's better to go in cold when you start but it's worth watching. I imagine most people posting in here would be into it. Just when my wife didn’t think I could possibly be any weirder, I went on Amazon and bought a Necronomicon. Apparently it got here 2 days ago, and she hid it from me. It’s legit. It’s in another language and has all the scriptures and drawings from the movies. @mikemack8 We’re having our 2nd daughter tomorrow so it probably wasn’t the best time for our Satan book to arrive, but I’m looking forward to reading it to our 1st daughter to put her to sleep. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shepard Wong Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 I mean really, who needs Goodnight Moon when you can have a satanic tome bound in (artificial?) flesh. Good luck with the new little one. Hope everyone is healthy and happy. Your older daughter is adorable. If that holds for the second, maybe sneak in a paternity test when the wife isn't around. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemack8 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 1 hour ago, hputenis said: Just when my wife didn’t think I could possibly be any weirder, I went on Amazon and bought a Necronomicon. Apparently it got here 2 days ago, and she hid it from me. It’s legit. It’s in another language and has all the scriptures and drawings from the movies. @mikemack8 We’re having our 2nd daughter tomorrow so it probably wasn’t the best time for our Satan book to arrive, but I’m looking forward to reading it to our 1st daughter to put her to sleep. I love that your wife hid it from you My wife would definitely do the same thing, and then lecture me for being a sick freak 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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